#jdvancecouch — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #jdvancecouch, aggregated by home.social.
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#Vance sneered that #climatechange is 'weird #science'. With that simple answer, 'pro-baby' Vance showed he will wreak havoc on the futures of all #children for his political ambitions.
#couchfucker #JDVanceCouch #anotherFascist #VanceIsALiar #VanceIsAlsoANazi #SaveAmericanDemocracy #VoteBlue
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#Racists and #ultraConservative, #neoreactionary #fascists have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an #immigrant wife and #biracial children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. #JDVance... Fuck that guy.
#JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#Racists and #ultraConservative, #neoreactionary #fascists have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an #immigrant wife and #biracial children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. #JDVance... Fuck that guy.
#JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#Racists and #ultraConservative, #neoreactionary #fascists have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an #immigrant wife and #biracial children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. #JDVance... Fuck that guy.
#JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#Racists and #ultraConservative, #neoreactionary #fascists have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an #immigrant wife and #biracial children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. #JDVance... Fuck that guy.
#JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#Racists and #ultraConservative, #neoreactionary #fascists have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an #immigrant wife and #biracial children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. #JDVance... Fuck that guy.
#JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#JDVance just admitted on #CNN that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, #racist lie about #immigrants eating #pets that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it.
#VanceIsALiar #JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#JDVance just admitted on #CNN that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, #racist lie about #immigrants eating #pets that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it.
#VanceIsALiar #JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#JDVance just admitted on #CNN that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, #racist lie about #immigrants eating #pets that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it.
#VanceIsALiar #JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#JDVance just admitted on #CNN that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, #racist lie about #immigrants eating #pets that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it.
#VanceIsALiar #JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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#JDVance just admitted on #CNN that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, #racist lie about #immigrants eating #pets that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it.
#VanceIsALiar #JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue
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He's a certified sofaphile #JDVance #JDVancecouch #magaisweird #politicalhumor #politics
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Couch chose bear. Will JD Vance ever recover from this?
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The originator of the JD Vance couch meme, 'Rick', has come forward. Rick admits it was made up but he:
'...thinks the meme has stuck to Vance because the Ohio senator gives off a “couch-fucker” vibe.' 😂
He goes on to say:
'I was talking to one of my sisters and saying, ‘Oh, yeah, Trump is already calling him a couch-fucker.’”'
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jd-vance-couch-sex-meme-creator_n_66a94103e4b0a3cd43f77791
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Tim Walz:
"I can't wait to debate the guy ... that is if he is willing to get off the couch and show up."
😂
#Walz #JDVanceCouch #HarrisWalz2024 #TimWalz #JDVance #maga #gop #democrats #KamalaHarris
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Just trying to #LearnGerman and #Duolingo over here throwing some #shade at #ShadyVance / #JDVance
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A few days ago I thought I was done with the memes about that whole chouchfuckery but... hell no!
THE SHOW MUST GO ON! 😂
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#nycsanitation #JDVance #jdvancecouchfucker #jdvancecouch #gop #republicans NYC Sanitation is making fun of JD Vance too .🤣🤣🤣
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Sorry about all the quasi political posts the past two days. If it helps, don't think of them as political posts but as shitposts about a weird guy who really, really loves fucking couches, dolphin porn and burning monkey testicles.
#shitpost #shitposting #SorryNotSorry #JDVance #JDVanceCouch
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CW: US Politics philosophy and couches
After some thought on the whole JD Vance did or didn’t fuck a couch, I think the best approach is one similar to Pascal’s Wager:
We will never truly know if Vance fucked a couch. So it comes down to a logical wager on whether to believe he did or not.
If he did fuck a couch and we deny that he did, we let a couch fucker get by and potentially into the White House. Awful.
If he didn’t fuck a couch and we believe that he did, then at worst we ruin the reputation of an already terrible human being.
The price of not believing he fucked a couch and being wrong is way higher than the price of believe he did and being wrong, so you might as well believe he fucked that couch.
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Not content with defiling couches, #Republican Vice Presidential candidate #JDVance is apparently moving on to #dolphinSex. How is this freak the Republican choice for #VP? #Trump is going to spend all his time on the golf course while JD is hanging at #IKEA and #SeaWorld? Whatever. #KamalaHarris may not be a perfect human being but at least she's not fucking dolphins and furniture.
#dolphinporn #couchfucker #JDVanceCouch #VoteBlue #VoteBlue2024 #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
https://okmagazine.com/p/jd-vance-under-fire-searches-woman-dolphin-social-media/
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I feel a sense of pity, imagining that poor sofa doing the walk of shame.
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Oh dear. I just found out why this meme is going around.
I know I shouldn't share this, but it's just too funny.
