#javascriptcookies — Public Fediverse posts

Oh, the sweet irony! 🤦‍♂️ A deep dive into complex AI models on fancy hardware, yet blocked by the ultimate test of human patience: a JavaScript cookie wall 🍪. We've truly reached new heights of intellectual achievement! 🚀
https://www.devashish.me/p/two-qwen3-models-on-one-dgx-spark #AIironies #JavaScriptCookies #TechHumor #HumanPatience #ComplexModels #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, the sweet irony! 🤦‍♂️ A deep dive into complex AI models on fancy hardware, yet blocked by the ultimate test of human patience: a JavaScript cookie wall 🍪. We've truly reached new heights of intellectual achievement! 🚀
https://www.devashish.me/p/two-qwen3-models-on-one-dgx-spark #AIironies #JavaScriptCookies #TechHumor #HumanPatience #ComplexModels #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the cutting-edge "Codex for open source"—a dazzling manifesto that boldly declares: "Please, dear user, turn on JavaScript and cookies or be banished to digital oblivion." 🍪🔐 Because nothing screams open source empowerment like mandatory browser settings. 🙄
https://openai.com/form/codex-for-oss/ #CodexOpenSource #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalOblivion #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the cutting-edge "Codex for open source"—a dazzling manifesto that boldly declares: "Please, dear user, turn on JavaScript and cookies or be banished to digital oblivion." 🍪🔐 Because nothing screams open source empowerment like mandatory browser settings. 🙄
https://openai.com/form/codex-for-oss/ #CodexOpenSource #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalOblivion #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, the suspense! 🥱 The mystery of Japan's immigration policy, locked behind a digital fortress of cookie crumbs and JavaScript incantations 🔒🍪. Who knew geopolitical analysis required the same skills as refreshing your browser? 😂
https://www.konichivalue.com/p/what-happens-if-japan-takes-in-zero #JapanImmigration #MysteryDigitalFortress #GeopoliticalAnalysis #JavaScriptCookies #BrowserRefresh #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, the suspense! 🥱 The mystery of Japan's immigration policy, locked behind a digital fortress of cookie crumbs and JavaScript incantations 🔒🍪. Who knew geopolitical analysis required the same skills as refreshing your browser? 😂
https://www.konichivalue.com/p/what-happens-if-japan-takes-in-zero #JapanImmigration #MysteryDigitalFortress #GeopoliticalAnalysis #JavaScriptCookies #BrowserRefresh #HackerNews #ngated

🔨🤔 Ah, the pinnacle of innovation: a "How to Engineer with Duct Tape" guide that requires JavaScript and cookies to proceed. Truly, we're reaching new heights of technological advancement! 🙄🚪🦆
https://derwiki.medium.com/now-is-the-best-time-to-be-a-duct-tape-engineer-eefc1d141c23 #ductTapeInnovation #JavaScriptCookies #TechHumor #EngineeringFails #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

🔨🤔 Ah, the pinnacle of innovation: a "How to Engineer with Duct Tape" guide that requires JavaScript and cookies to proceed. Truly, we're reaching new heights of technological advancement! 🙄🚪🦆
https://derwiki.medium.com/now-is-the-best-time-to-be-a-duct-tape-engineer-eefc1d141c23 #ductTapeInnovation #JavaScriptCookies #TechHumor #EngineeringFails #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the golden age of 1980s computer books, where nostalgia meets the 404 error page 🤦‍♂️. Remember when kids had fun with Lesespaß, as long as they enabled JavaScript and accepted cookies? 📚🍪 #TechFails #RetroTech
https://usborne.com/us/books/computer-and-coding-books #TechNostalgia #RetroComputing #1980sComputers #JavaScriptCookies #TechFails #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the golden age of 1980s computer books, where nostalgia meets the 404 error page 🤦‍♂️. Remember when kids had fun with Lesespaß, as long as they enabled JavaScript and accepted cookies? 📚🍪 #TechFails #RetroTech
https://usborne.com/us/books/computer-and-coding-books #TechNostalgia #RetroComputing #1980sComputers #JavaScriptCookies #TechFails #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the Silicon Valley #elite, where the latest tech innovation is... turning off JavaScript and cookies to read about their own "political evolution" 🤖🍪. Because nothing screams cutting-edge like basic browser functionality failing 😂.
https://www.dontbeasucker.blog/p/the-butterflies-in-your-stomach #SiliconValley #TechInnovation #BrowserFunctionality #PoliticalEvolution #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the Silicon Valley #elite, where the latest tech innovation is... turning off JavaScript and cookies to read about their own "political evolution" 🤖🍪. Because nothing screams cutting-edge like basic browser functionality failing 😂.
https://www.dontbeasucker.blog/p/the-butterflies-in-your-stomach #SiliconValley #TechInnovation #BrowserFunctionality #PoliticalEvolution #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

😅 Ah, yes, the cutting-edge discovery of the millennium: the edge of the Milky Way! But first, let's navigate the technological labyrinth of... JavaScript and cookies. Who knew the real barrier to cosmic exploration was a browser setting? 🚀🔍
https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/astronomers-find-the-edge-of-the-milky-way/ #MilkyWayDiscovery #JavaScriptCookies #CosmicExploration #TechLabyrinth #SpaceJourney #HackerNews #ngated

😅 Ah, yes, the cutting-edge discovery of the millennium: the edge of the Milky Way! But first, let's navigate the technological labyrinth of... JavaScript and cookies. Who knew the real barrier to cosmic exploration was a browser setting? 🚀🔍
https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/astronomers-find-the-edge-of-the-milky-way/ #MilkyWayDiscovery #JavaScriptCookies #CosmicExploration #TechLabyrinth #SpaceJourney #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, sure, let's all hold our breath for the KTaO3 supercurrent diode that requires JavaScript and cookies enabled just to find out more 🔄🍪. Because nothing screams cutting-edge like a webpage stuck in 1999 🙄✨.
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.nanolett.5c05590 #KTaO3Diode #JavaScriptCookies #TechThrowback #CuttingEdgeInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, sure, let's all hold our breath for the KTaO3 supercurrent diode that requires JavaScript and cookies enabled just to find out more 🔄🍪. Because nothing screams cutting-edge like a webpage stuck in 1999 🙄✨.
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.nanolett.5c05590 #KTaO3Diode #JavaScriptCookies #TechThrowback #CuttingEdgeInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic Silicon Valley fairy tale: from a dusty lab to a $100M ARR, all without lifting a finger—just enable JavaScript and cookies! 😂🍪 Who knew success was a browser setting away? 🌐✨
https://blog.zacka.io/p/simplify-then-add-lightness-bc4 #SiliconValleySuccess #JavaScriptCookies #TechFairyTale #$100MARR #BrowserMagic #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic Silicon Valley fairy tale: from a dusty lab to a $100M ARR, all without lifting a finger—just enable JavaScript and cookies! 😂🍪 Who knew success was a browser setting away? 🌐✨
https://blog.zacka.io/p/simplify-then-add-lightness-bc4 #SiliconValleySuccess #JavaScriptCookies #TechFairyTale #$100MARR #BrowserMagic #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! 🎉 An article promising to lower the price of ChatGPT Business, but first, jump through flaming hoops by enabling JavaScript and cookies! 🍪🔥 A masterclass in making a simple task feel like a circus act. 🤡👨‍💻
https://help.openai.com/en/articles/8792828-what-is-chatgpt-business #ChatGPTBusiness #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalCircus #PriceHike #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! 🎉 An article promising to lower the price of ChatGPT Business, but first, jump through flaming hoops by enabling JavaScript and cookies! 🍪🔥 A masterclass in making a simple task feel like a circus act. 🤡👨‍💻
https://help.openai.com/en/articles/8792828-what-is-chatgpt-business #ChatGPTBusiness #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalCircus #PriceHike #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the legendary BBQ maestro who also dabbled in computing – because who doesn't love a side of Unix with their flame-grilled steaks? 🔥🥩 Alas, the real tragedy here is not the demise of a dual-CPU pioneer, but the fact that we need to enable JavaScript and cookies just to read about it. 🍪🔧
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/wlfi/name/george-goble-obituary?id=61144779 #BBQmaestro #Unixflame #JavaScriptcookies #TechTragedy #CodingAndCooking #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the legendary BBQ maestro who also dabbled in computing – because who doesn't love a side of Unix with their flame-grilled steaks? 🔥🥩 Alas, the real tragedy here is not the demise of a dual-CPU pioneer, but the fact that we need to enable JavaScript and cookies just to read about it. 🍪🔧
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/wlfi/name/george-goble-obituary?id=61144779 #BBQmaestro #Unixflame #JavaScriptcookies #TechTragedy #CodingAndCooking #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal quest for linguistic time travel, thwarted by the almighty JavaScript gods! 🚀🕰️ Who knew comprehensive historical linguistics now requires cookies? 🍪🔮
https://www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-back-in-time-understand-english #linguisticTimeTravel #JavaScriptCookies #historicalLinguistics #techNews #codingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal quest for linguistic time travel, thwarted by the almighty JavaScript gods! 🚀🕰️ Who knew comprehensive historical linguistics now requires cookies? 🍪🔮
https://www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-back-in-time-understand-english #linguisticTimeTravel #JavaScriptCookies #historicalLinguistics #techNews #codingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, how tantalizing! 🤓 We've stumbled upon the secret to peak human performance, but alas, it requires the arcane art of enabling JavaScript and cookies. Because clearly, the path to becoming a superhuman lies in browser settings. 🍪🔮
https://www.science.org/doi/abs/10.1126/science.adt7790 #JavaScriptCookies #SuperhumanPerformance #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, how tantalizing! 🤓 We've stumbled upon the secret to peak human performance, but alas, it requires the arcane art of enabling JavaScript and cookies. Because clearly, the path to becoming a superhuman lies in browser settings. 🍪🔮
https://www.science.org/doi/abs/10.1126/science.adt7790 #JavaScriptCookies #SuperhumanPerformance #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing screams "cultural preservation" like a website that can't function without JavaScript and cookies. 🤦‍♂️ Apparently, the real disaster here is trying to read the article. 🍪🚫
https://www.economist.com/1843/2025/11/21/the-grab-list-how-museums-decide-what-to-save-in-a-disaster #culturalpreservation #javascriptcookies #webaccessibility #digitaldisaster #techcritique #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing screams "cultural preservation" like a website that can't function without JavaScript and cookies. 🤦‍♂️ Apparently, the real disaster here is trying to read the article. 🍪🚫
https://www.economist.com/1843/2025/11/21/the-grab-list-how-museums-decide-what-to-save-in-a-disaster #culturalpreservation #javascriptcookies #webaccessibility #digitaldisaster #techcritique #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🎉 Welcome to the future of healthcare! 🎉🎉 Where your symptoms are diagnosed by an AI that needs JavaScript and cookies to function. 🍪🤖 Because who doesn't love a doctor that comes with a side of tech support requirements? 🙃
https://openai.com/index/introducing-chatgpt-health/ #healthcareinnovation #AIinHealthcare #JavaScriptCookies #techsupport #futureofmedicine #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🎉 Welcome to the future of healthcare! 🎉🎉 Where your symptoms are diagnosed by an AI that needs JavaScript and cookies to function. 🍪🤖 Because who doesn't love a doctor that comes with a side of tech support requirements? 🙃
https://openai.com/index/introducing-chatgpt-health/ #healthcareinnovation #AIinHealthcare #JavaScriptCookies #techsupport #futureofmedicine #HackerNews #ngated

✨ Ah, yes, the pinnacle of modern intellectual thought: a webpage that demands JavaScript and cookies before granting you the privilege of knowing how attention is like Bayesian inference. 🔐 Because nothing screams cutting-edge theory like a digital bouncer! 📊🍪
https://medium.com/@vishalmisra/attention-is-bayesian-inference-578c25db4501 #modernthought #digitalprivacy #attentiontheory #Bayesianinference #JavaScriptcookies #HackerNews #ngated

✨ Ah, yes, the pinnacle of modern intellectual thought: a webpage that demands JavaScript and cookies before granting you the privilege of knowing how attention is like Bayesian inference. 🔐 Because nothing screams cutting-edge theory like a digital bouncer! 📊🍪
https://medium.com/@vishalmisra/attention-is-bayesian-inference-578c25db4501 #modernthought #digitalprivacy #attentiontheory #Bayesianinference #JavaScriptcookies #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING: FCC chair discovers groundbreaking fact that the FCC is not, in fact, independent 🤯. Meanwhile, JavaScript and cookies hold the internet hostage, preventing you from accessing such vital revelations. 🍪🔒
https://www.axios.com/2025/12/17/brendan-carr-fcc-independent-senate-testimony-website #FCCIndependence #JavaScriptCookies #InternetSecurity #BreakingNews #TechRevelations #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING: FCC chair discovers groundbreaking fact that the FCC is not, in fact, independent 🤯. Meanwhile, JavaScript and cookies hold the internet hostage, preventing you from accessing such vital revelations. 🍪🔒
https://www.axios.com/2025/12/17/brendan-carr-fcc-independent-senate-testimony-website #FCCIndependence #JavaScriptCookies #InternetSecurity #BreakingNews #TechRevelations #HackerNews #ngated

So, you wanted to know why Asian megacities are miserable? 😩 First, solve the ultimate mystery of enabling JavaScript and cookies before you can bask in the wisdom of this digital oracle. 🥴 Because nothing screams "megacity misery" like browser settings. 🖥️🔍
https://www.economist.com/asia/2025/12/11/why-many-asian-megacities-are-miserable-places #AsianMegacities #MegacityMisery #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalOracle #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated

So, you wanted to know why Asian megacities are miserable? 😩 First, solve the ultimate mystery of enabling JavaScript and cookies before you can bask in the wisdom of this digital oracle. 🥴 Because nothing screams "megacity misery" like browser settings. 🖥️🔍
https://www.economist.com/asia/2025/12/11/why-many-asian-megacities-are-miserable-places #AsianMegacities #MegacityMisery #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalOracle #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the groundbreaking revelation that AI vibe coding is just too much for our feeble human minds 🤯. But first, take a digital pit stop to enable JavaScript and cookies like it's 2005 🍪🔄. Apparently, the real fatigue is in getting past their website's login page. 😂
https://www.tabulamag.com/p/too-fast-to-think-the-hidden-fatigue #AIvibeCoding #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalFatigue #LoginStruggles #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the groundbreaking revelation that AI vibe coding is just too much for our feeble human minds 🤯. But first, take a digital pit stop to enable JavaScript and cookies like it's 2005 🍪🔄. Apparently, the real fatigue is in getting past their website's login page. 😂
https://www.tabulamag.com/p/too-fast-to-think-the-hidden-fatigue #AIvibeCoding #JavaScriptCookies #DigitalFatigue #LoginStruggles #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the cutting-edge revelations of 2023: apparently, real life is the ultimate laggy browser waiting on JavaScript and cookies 🍪 to process its own #inefficiency 🤦‍♂️. Really makes you wonder if our neurons are just executing outdated scripts from Netscape Navigator. 🤓
https://www.dwarkesh.com/p/bits-per-sample #cuttingedge2023 #realworld #techhumor #outdatedscripts #javascriptcookies #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the cutting-edge revelations of 2023: apparently, real life is the ultimate laggy browser waiting on JavaScript and cookies 🍪 to process its own #inefficiency 🤦‍♂️. Really makes you wonder if our neurons are just executing outdated scripts from Netscape Navigator. 🤓
https://www.dwarkesh.com/p/bits-per-sample #cuttingedge2023 #realworld #techhumor #outdatedscripts #javascriptcookies #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh no! The tech overlords at TSMC stumbled, and Apple lost some silicon cookies 🍪🔒. Meanwhile, readers are left battling the sinister forces of JavaScript and cookie settings just to admire this epic fail. 😂🚫
https://www.culpium.com/p/tsmc-arizona-outage-saw-fab-halt #TSMCFail #AppleSilicon #JavaScriptCookies #TechOverlords #EpicFail #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh no! The tech overlords at TSMC stumbled, and Apple lost some silicon cookies 🍪🔒. Meanwhile, readers are left battling the sinister forces of JavaScript and cookie settings just to admire this epic fail. 😂🚫
https://www.culpium.com/p/tsmc-arizona-outage-saw-fab-halt #TSMCFail #AppleSilicon #JavaScriptCookies #TechOverlords #EpicFail #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the old "VOC injection" trick—because who doesn't love the smell of volatile organic compounds wafting through their home like a fresh bouquet of sarcasm? 😏🌬️ But wait! You'll need to enable JavaScript and cookies to bask in the full glory of this groundbreaking revelation. 🙄🔒
https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2503399122 #VOCinjection #JavaScriptCookies #HomeChemistry #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the old "VOC injection" trick—because who doesn't love the smell of volatile organic compounds wafting through their home like a fresh bouquet of sarcasm? 😏🌬️ But wait! You'll need to enable JavaScript and cookies to bask in the full glory of this groundbreaking revelation. 🙄🔒
https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2503399122 #VOCinjection #JavaScriptCookies #HomeChemistry #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the exclusive backstage tour of Cormac McCarthy's brain 🔓—but first, you must solve the ancient riddle of enabling JavaScript and cookies 🍪. Because nothing screams "literary genius" like a 404 error dressed as a treasure hunt. 🕵️‍♂️✨
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/two-years-cormac-mccarthys-death-rare-access-to-personal-library-reveals-man-behind-myth-180987150/ #CyborgLiterature #LiteraryRiddle #JavaScriptCookies #TechTreasureHunt #CormacMcCarthy #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the exclusive backstage tour of Cormac McCarthy's brain 🔓—but first, you must solve the ancient riddle of enabling JavaScript and cookies 🍪. Because nothing screams "literary genius" like a 404 error dressed as a treasure hunt. 🕵️‍♂️✨
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/two-years-cormac-mccarthys-death-rare-access-to-personal-library-reveals-man-behind-myth-180987150/ #CyborgLiterature #LiteraryRiddle #JavaScriptCookies #TechTreasureHunt #CormacMcCarthy #HackerNews #ngated

🍪✨ Behold, the groundbreaking 'Stargate UK'—a revolutionary portal to the future that demands you sacrifice JavaScript cookies 🍪 to even catch a glimpse. Who knew the pinnacle of technological innovation was just a browser setting away? 🙄
https://openai.com/index/introducing-stargate-uk/ #StargateUK #JavaScriptCookies #TechnologyInnovation #BrowserSettings #FutureTech #HackerNews #ngated

🍪✨ Behold, the groundbreaking 'Stargate UK'—a revolutionary portal to the future that demands you sacrifice JavaScript cookies 🍪 to even catch a glimpse. Who knew the pinnacle of technological innovation was just a browser setting away? 🙄
https://openai.com/index/introducing-stargate-uk/ #StargateUK #JavaScriptCookies #TechnologyInnovation #BrowserSettings #FutureTech #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic tale of South Carolina's nuclear ambitions: a saga as endless as your browser's quest for JavaScript 🤷‍♂️. With reactors still in limbo, SC proves once again that sometimes "finishing" just means disabling cookies 🍪.
https://scdailygazette.com/2025/08/14/sen-graham-on-scs-proposed-nuclear-reboot-were-going-to-finish-these-reactors/ #SouthCarolina #NuclearAmbitions #ReactorsInLimbo #TechHumor #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic tale of South Carolina's nuclear ambitions: a saga as endless as your browser's quest for JavaScript 🤷‍♂️. With reactors still in limbo, SC proves once again that sometimes "finishing" just means disabling cookies 🍪.
https://scdailygazette.com/2025/08/14/sen-graham-on-scs-proposed-nuclear-reboot-were-going-to-finish-these-reactors/ #SouthCarolina #NuclearAmbitions #ReactorsInLimbo #TechHumor #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh, the irony! A riveting exposé on Colbert's "economic" dismissal, yet we can't read it because someone forgot to pay the internet bill. 📉 But don't worry, just enable JavaScript and cookies—because who needs privacy when there's corporate drama to devour? 🍪
https://puck.news/was-colberts-cancellation-really-economic-for-cbs/ #ColbertDrama #InternetIrony #EconomicExposé #PrivacyConcerns #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh, the irony! A riveting exposé on Colbert's "economic" dismissal, yet we can't read it because someone forgot to pay the internet bill. 📉 But don't worry, just enable JavaScript and cookies—because who needs privacy when there's corporate drama to devour? 🍪
https://puck.news/was-colberts-cancellation-really-economic-for-cbs/ #ColbertDrama #InternetIrony #EconomicExposé #PrivacyConcerns #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh sure, let me just "enable JavaScript and cookies" so I can read about how my car's new feature is remote hacking! Because who needs privacy when you can have 🚗 'PerfektBlue' panic buttons instead? 🙄🔧
https://www.securityweek.com/millions-of-cars-exposed-to-remote-hacking-via-perfektblue-attack/ #JavaScriptCookies #PrivacyConcerns #RemoteHacking #CarTech #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh sure, let me just "enable JavaScript and cookies" so I can read about how my car's new feature is remote hacking! Because who needs privacy when you can have 🚗 'PerfektBlue' panic buttons instead? 🙄🔧
https://www.securityweek.com/millions-of-cars-exposed-to-remote-hacking-via-perfektblue-attack/ #JavaScriptCookies #PrivacyConcerns #RemoteHacking #CarTech #HackerNews #ngated

🔮🚀 Breaking news: Scientists discover ancient technique for sending messages in ice bubbles, proving once and for all that birds are for the birds and carrier pigeons can retire. Just enable JavaScript and cookies, because nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like prerequisites straight out of 1995. ❄️📜
https://www.cell.com/cell-reports-physical-science/fulltext/S2666-3864(25)00221-8 #ancienttech #icebubbles #birdsareforbirds #carrierpigeons #javascriptcookies #HackerNews #ngated

🔮🚀 Breaking news: Scientists discover ancient technique for sending messages in ice bubbles, proving once and for all that birds are for the birds and carrier pigeons can retire. Just enable JavaScript and cookies, because nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like prerequisites straight out of 1995. ❄️📜
https://www.cell.com/cell-reports-physical-science/fulltext/S2666-3864(25)00221-8 #ancienttech #icebubbles #birdsareforbirds #carrierpigeons #javascriptcookies #HackerNews #ngated

🚀📬 Ah yes, the good old days when parents could ship little Timmy via USPS like a package of vintage wine. But first, let's all pause and marvel at how in 2023, enabling JavaScript and cookies remains the pinnacle of human achievement. 🍪🥇
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/brief-history-children-sent-through-mail-180959372/ #vintagehumor #JavaScriptCookies #USPSShipping #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

🚀📬 Ah yes, the good old days when parents could ship little Timmy via USPS like a package of vintage wine. But first, let's all pause and marvel at how in 2023, enabling JavaScript and cookies remains the pinnacle of human achievement. 🍪🥇
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/brief-history-children-sent-through-mail-180959372/ #vintagehumor #JavaScriptCookies #USPSShipping #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

Oh great, FICO's newest innovation: adding "buy now, regret later" loans to your credit score. 🤦‍♂️ Because who doesn't want more ways to measure their financial irresponsibility? 🤑 But first, make sure your browser is a tech dinosaur with JavaScript and cookies enabled. 🍪🔧
https://www.axios.com/2025/06/23/fico-credit-scores-bnpl-buy-now-pay-later #FICO #Innovation #FinancialIrresponsibility #BuyNowRegretLater #TechDinosaur #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated

Oh great, FICO's newest innovation: adding "buy now, regret later" loans to your credit score. 🤦‍♂️ Because who doesn't want more ways to measure their financial irresponsibility? 🤑 But first, make sure your browser is a tech dinosaur with JavaScript and cookies enabled. 🍪🔧
https://www.axios.com/2025/06/23/fico-credit-scores-bnpl-buy-now-pay-later #FICO #Innovation #FinancialIrresponsibility #BuyNowRegretLater #TechDinosaur #JavaScriptCookies #HackerNews #ngated