#jassy — Public Fediverse posts

Walking through the #Amazon offices and you can people openly writing their resumes and applying for jobs on LinkedIn. #Jassy managed to kill the motivation and productivity of the whole company with one #RTO mandate.

I wish I still worked at #Amazon so I could quit again. Kiss my ass, Andy #Jassy. I was competent in my role; how about you? #RTO

#Amazon #CEO gets light tap on wrist for violating labor laws
A US National Labor Relations Board judge (#NLRB) has decided that public remarks made by Amazon CEO #AndyJassy violated federal labor laws.
Because he broke labor laws, #Jassy and the company are facing … pretty much nothing; recommending that Amazon be forced to cease and desist from making labor-act violating statements.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/02/amazon_ceo_nlrb/

Dear CEO of #Amazon,

Drone delivery is not exciting news. The only news that would be exciting is if you split two-day shipping out from the Prime subscription and sold it separately. Then I won’t have to pay for all the stuff I don’t want.

-Mookie

https://www.thestreet.com/technology/amazon-ceo-has-exciting-news-for-prime-members

#jassy #amazonprime #retail

@bloodravenlib

Squeee! I tell you. Squeee! And OMG.

I hope that #Cavill shows up in every episode as either:
- a cameo guardsman who is insta-killed like a #40k Kenny, or
- a ganger being arrested by space marines with "KIL" written on their armour for graffiti and a haircut likely to cause a breach of the peace.

I already have far too much emotionally invested in this. I know I'll end up paying #Jassy to tapdance on my soul. Even so, squeee!

Jeff #Bezos will step down as #Amazon CEO and become executive chairman

Current #cloud computing head Andy #Jassy (joined Amazon in 1997) is scheduled to be come the next chief executive