#janestreet — Public Fediverse posts

🚫💰 Oh no, Jane Street! You've been exiled from the Indian market and your $566 million is on ice! Maybe try bribing the server to give you access next time? 😂🔒
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/04/indian-regulator-bars-us-trading-firm-jane-street-from-accessing-securities-market.html #JaneStreet #Exile #IndianMarket #BriberyAttempt #FinancialNews #MarketAccess #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, the cunning plan of Jane Street: distract employees with endless menus and #buzzwords until they forget they ever wanted to leave. Who needs a fulfilling career when you can "Try for free" and "Log in Menu" on repeat? 😏
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2025/06/26/jane-streets-sneaky-retention-tactic #JaneStreet #EmployeeEngagement #CareerFulfillment #WorkplaceHumor #EndlessMenus #HackerNews #ngated

Market Maker Jane Street, Jump Retreating From U.S. Crypto Trading: Bloomberg - The move comes as U.S. regulatory scrutiny of the crypto industry has intensified, Bloomb... - https://www.coindesk.com/business/2023/05/09/market-maker-jane-street-jump-retreating-from-us-crypto-trading-bloomberg/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=rss&utm_campaign=headlines #marketmaker #jumpcrypto #janestreet #finance #policy #news #sec