#itchyarseholesyndrome — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #itchyarseholesyndrome, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't #Arrived, yet... He's #Getting #TheHump about #IT; but, #IT's #OK... #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still #WorkingAsIntended; #So, #NoFuss... #ZeroDrama
#IT #CouldBeWorse, we could #StillBeRenting while #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO; #Because #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...
#WorseStill, we could be #TheGhostOfMisterDen with an #ImaginaryBusiness and another #Impending #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews #ComingUp...
I #Might have to #TakeHimDown to #TheShed (#NotTheGhostOfMisterDen; #MyLittleBigBuddy) and #Undertake another #IntimateExamination of his #Sweaty, #ItchyArsehole... He has #ItchyArseholeSyndrome
#IT's a #Condition...
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#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Invented a #NewCode... #Possibly a #NewSyndrome
#IT's #TotallySuitable for #TheWorkplace; #AtLeast, #TotallySuitable for #OurWorkplace... #AtHome... #InTheShed... #InTheGarage... #InTheGarden... #OutAndAbout... #WithFriends... #SomeFriends #MoreFriendlyThanOthers...
#ContextIsEverything and #AllContextsMatter...
#TrueFact...
#So...
#IT'll be #BreakfastTime soon... #Soonish™️
#IThink I'll #Wait until #MyLittleBigBuddy #SurfacesAgain from his #SleepyReverie...
#AndThen, we've got #StuffToDo; #OtherStuff on the #ToDoList, #Like #HittingThingsWithHammers...
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