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  1. What kind of cars do nonbinary folk prefer to drive?

    Anything, really, as long as it gets them/their.

    :nonbinary: :nonbinary: :nonbinary:

    #nonbinary #Silly #Joke #IStoleThisJoke

  2. "If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them will produce the complete works of Shakespeare"

    Hate to break it to you Aristotle, but that already happened. And the monkey who produced the complete works of Shakespeare, is named Shakespeare.

    #IStoleThisJoke

  3. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get out of debating Kamala Harris.

    #politics #funny #humor #IStoleThisJoke