#irreverenthumour — Public Fediverse posts
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If bees in a hive are acting mischievous¹, does that mean that they're mis-bee-hiving? 🐝🤭
#MorningThoughts #IrreverentHumour #MisBeeHiving #NotTheBees!!!
¹ We are using the standard version of the word, rather than the alternate, nonstandard form
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CW: Silly nuts joke about seeking a future orchidectomy
If we can somehow ever actually get a bilateral orchidectomy, along with a scrotectomy, we would absolutely love to get it during November, or right at the end of October at the earliest.
That way we can finally participate in no nuts November 🤭🩷
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@catsalad We made 2 quick variants 🤭
Marked them as sensitive, in case anybody hasn't already seen the horror short Don't Peek or doesn't want to 🫶
#DontPeek #Mastodon #IrreverentHumour #AnimalCrossing
(If you briefly saw the versions where we mistyped "kernel" as "kernal", then hastily deleted and redrafted the post to give us time to correct the error across both images, oh no you didn't 😅🤦♀️)
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This is a seasonal reminder that, contrary to the lyrics from that infamous Christmas song by Wizzard, the snowman does not in fact bring the snow.
On the contrary, the snowman is made from snow, and cannot exist without it.
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CW: Lewd silliness; intentional misinterpretation of a Christian bible version
do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Versatile switches really took this to heart, huh? 😏🤭
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❌ "Draw me like one of your French girls."
✅ "Infodump to us about a special interest of yours or one of your neurospicy trans+ fem partners or friends."
#IrreverentHumour #NightTimeThoughts #EepyThoughts #trans #TransFem #neurospicy
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CW: Silly; kink; RPG classes
Subclass implies domclass and switchclass 😏🤭
#IrreverentHumour #IrreverentMusings #kink #RPG #SorryNotSorry #WeApologiseForNothing
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cispect
adjectivesomeone who says that they're cis, but gives off unhatched trans+ egg vibes.
See also: trans prime directive
#MorningThoughts #IrreverentHumour #DoNotActuallyUseThisAsARealWordLOL
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The NT in Windows NT stands for neurotypical 🤭 /joke
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It we ever name a flavour of basic salted crisps aimed at in-flight food markets, we will dub them aero-plain 😌
Then again, our lofty ambitions are pretty much sky high, and our head is usually in the clouds 🤭
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Nelly Furtado (sung): 🎵 I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away! 🎵
Us (spoken): "We're like a bird... in that our direct ancestors also survived the K-Pg mass extinction event."
#IrreverentHumour #NellyFurtado #KPgExtinctionEvent #WeHaveProbablyMadeThisJokeBeforeAndForgottenAboutIt
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CW: Plurality; silly
The plural urge to refer to your own system as "[hostname] et al".
Somebody studied A2-level psychology, and now it's EVERYBODY'S PROBLEM 🤣
(The last bit is referencing this, if you don't recognise it.)
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CW: (Awful joke.) What do you get if you cross a popular 1990s American pop-rock / pop-punk band with the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who?
Don't Blink-182.
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Remembering that time when Hank Green talked about gridlock in a SciShow Space (RIP) video 🤭
#gridlock #IfYouKnowYouKnow #IrreverentHumour #HankGreen #SciShow #trans #transgender #TransFem
CW for image: almost direct eye contact
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Silly Idea: Naming a laptop "Mike".
Why? Because Mike and mic (short for microphone) are homophones, and it would be very easy to cause confusion.
"Apologies. I'm having troubles with my laptop, Mike."
Even more chaos if you're having trouble with your mic whilst using your laptop called Mike in a conversation with a person called Mike.
"Apologies. I'm having troubles with the Mike mic, Mike."
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Hey folks 👋
As we're heading into the darker months, we thought we'd best bring out our S.A.D. light 💡
#SAD #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #MentalHealth #IrreverentHumour #IApologiseForNothing #SundaySilliness #silliness
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Hey folks 👋
As we're heading into the darker months, we thought we'd best bring out our S.A.D. light 💡
#SAD #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #MentalHealth #IrreverentHumour #IApologiseForNothing #SundaySilliness #silliness
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Hey folks 👋
As we're heading into the darker months, we thought we'd best bring out our S.A.D. light 💡
#SAD #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #MentalHealth #IrreverentHumour #IApologiseForNothing #SundaySilliness #silliness
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Hey folks 👋
As we're heading into the darker months, we thought we'd best bring out our S.A.D. light 💡
#SAD #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #MentalHealth #IrreverentHumour #IApologiseForNothing #SundaySilliness #silliness
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Hey folks 👋
As we're heading into the darker months, we thought we'd best bring out our S.A.D. light 💡
#SAD #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #MentalHealth #IrreverentHumour #IApologiseForNothing #SundaySilliness #silliness
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CW: Silly; lewd; pun on a certain literary trope
Enemas to lovers 🤭
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CW: Silliness re: a popular Nelly Furtado song
Like Nelly, we too are like a bird.
Not because we'll fly away though, but because our ancestors also survived the K-Pg extinction event.
#KPgExtinctionEvent #KPg #asteroid #NellyFurtado #IrreverentHumour
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CW: Silliness re: a popular Nelly Furtado song
Like Nelly, we too are like a bird.
Not because we'll fly away though, but because our ancestors also survived the K-Pg extinction event.
#KPgExtinctionEvent #KPg #asteroid #NellyFurtado #IrreverentHumour
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CW: Silliness re: a popular Nelly Furtado song
Like Nelly, we too are like a bird.
Not because we'll fly away though, but because our ancestors also survived the K-Pg extinction event.
#KPgExtinctionEvent #KPg #asteroid #NellyFurtado #IrreverentHumour
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CW: Silliness re: a popular Nelly Furtado song
Like Nelly, we too are like a bird.
Not because we'll fly away though, but because our ancestors also survived the K-Pg extinction event.
#KPgExtinctionEvent #KPg #asteroid #NellyFurtado #IrreverentHumour
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CW: Silliness re: a popular Nelly Furtado song
Like Nelly, we too are like a bird.
Not because we'll fly away though, but because our ancestors also survived the K-Pg extinction event.
#KPgExtinctionEvent #KPg #asteroid #NellyFurtado #IrreverentHumour
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CW: A very short ode to Zuko and Sokka's trip in Avatar: The Last Airbender, to the tune of "That's Amore"
🎵 "My ex-girlfriend's the moon"
He said in the balloon.
"That's rough buddy." 🎵 -
"Really commander?"
*pause*
"Probing Uranus." 🤦♀️
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PSA
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100-200 years from now, linguistic folks will be like:
"While the song says: 'And a partridge in a pear tree', this is believed to be a mishearing of the original, which is thought to be: 'Alan Partridge! Alan Patridge!'"
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CW: Lewd, silly thought
If you get a stiffy in limbo, it's called a limboner.
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While clearing up stuff, I found my SAD light :MentalHealthFlagHeart:
#SAD #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #depression #MentalHealth #IrreverentHumour
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Evangelion: You Are (Not) Cis
🤭 :TransHeart:
#Evangelion #trans #transgender #IrreverentHumour #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA+
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As some of you may already know, I had the misfortune of attending a grammar school "for boys" for my secondary education (age 11 to 18; years 7 to 13).
There were a lot of introverted, neurodivergent folks in my year group.
I sometimes think about some of them and wonder to myself: "I wonder what she's up to right now."
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Congratulations to anyone who had a successful bilateral orchidectomy this month.
You've officially won "no nut" November 😌🤭
#NoNutNovember #orchidectomy #orchi #trans #transgender #TransFem #IrreverentHumour
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PSA
If you want to get an idea of what University-era, pre-transition Evie was like, I think this video sums it up pretty perfectly 😌🤭
Funny to think that's the voice I used to use & how flexible voices are.
#IrreverentHumour #transition #voice #TransVoice #PreTransitionSelf
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So, we've had Star Wars Andor.
When do we get other combinations of logic gates?
Perhaps NandOr? AndNor? NandNor?