#internetpolice — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #internetpolice, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨ALERT🚨: #VPN fanboy discovers CEOs are human! 🤯 #Mullvad, once the golden child of VPNs, is now scandalized by a donation shocker 💸. Apparently, funding controversial politics is more offensive than, say, privacy violations, because it hurts the feelings of the self-righteous internet police. 🙄
https://moonwriting.blog/i-m-done-with-mullvad #Scandal #CEOHumanity #InternetPolice #Controversy #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨ALERT🚨: #VPN fanboy discovers CEOs are human! 🤯 #Mullvad, once the golden child of VPNs, is now scandalized by a donation shocker 💸. Apparently, funding controversial politics is more offensive than, say, privacy violations, because it hurts the feelings of the self-righteous internet police. 🙄
https://moonwriting.blog/i-m-done-with-mullvad #Scandal #CEOHumanity #InternetPolice #Controversy #HackerNews #ngated -
CW: If you prioritize packaging and bureaucratic rules over actual substance, this will offend you. Save yourself the click.
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If you are a builder, an open-minded creator, or someone who actually engages with the substance of ideas, this isn't about you.If you’re tired of the digital panopticon and just want to build, the runway is clear:
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🎉👏 Oh, how exciting! Another obscure browser company gets swallowed up, but don't worry, you won't be able to read about it because the internet police have locked you out! 🔒😂
https://www.theverge.com/web/770947/browser-company-arc-dia-acquired-atlassian #obscurebrowser #internetpolice #technews #digitalrights #browseracquisition #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉👏 Oh, how exciting! Another obscure browser company gets swallowed up, but don't worry, you won't be able to read about it because the internet police have locked you out! 🔒😂
https://www.theverge.com/web/770947/browser-company-arc-dia-acquired-atlassian #obscurebrowser #internetpolice #technews #digitalrights #browseracquisition #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, the internet police are here! 🚨 #Cloudflare wants you to apply for permission to exist online, transforming the web into a bureaucratic dystopia where filling out forms becomes the new CAPTCHA. 📝 Good luck getting on the "cool list" while you dodge the wolves in Wi-Fi clothing! 🐺💻
https://positiveblue.substack.com/p/the-web-does-not-need-gatekeepers #internetpolice #bureaucraticdystopia #permissions #onlinefreedom #WiFiwolves #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, the internet police are here! 🚨 #Cloudflare wants you to apply for permission to exist online, transforming the web into a bureaucratic dystopia where filling out forms becomes the new CAPTCHA. 📝 Good luck getting on the "cool list" while you dodge the wolves in Wi-Fi clothing! 🐺💻
https://positiveblue.substack.com/p/the-web-does-not-need-gatekeepers #internetpolice #bureaucraticdystopia #permissions #onlinefreedom #WiFiwolves #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒 Oh no, the internet police are here! Apparently, age-verification is the magic wand that will wipe out entire identities with a mere "403 Forbidden" spell. 🤦♂️ Because nothing says "inclusive" like an error message from *nginx*. 🖥️🚫
https://msmagazine.com/2025/02/25/lgbtq-abortion-censorship-age-verification-laws/ #internetpolice #ageverification #403forbidden #inclusivity #nginx #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒 Oh no, the internet police are here! Apparently, age-verification is the magic wand that will wipe out entire identities with a mere "403 Forbidden" spell. 🤦♂️ Because nothing says "inclusive" like an error message from *nginx*. 🖥️🚫
https://msmagazine.com/2025/02/25/lgbtq-abortion-censorship-age-verification-laws/ #internetpolice #ageverification #403forbidden #inclusivity #nginx #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🌐 Oh no, the internet police have finally caught up with you and your ancient HTTPS certificate from the digital stone age! 😱📝 You've bravely faced the terrifying ACME protocol, an ordeal only rivaled by reading your own blog. What a true hero's journey - if only anyone cared! 😂👏
https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2025/05/22/ssl/ #internetpolice #ancientHTTPS #ACMEprotocol #cybersecurity #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🌐 Oh no, the internet police have finally caught up with you and your ancient HTTPS certificate from the digital stone age! 😱📝 You've bravely faced the terrifying ACME protocol, an ordeal only rivaled by reading your own blog. What a true hero's journey - if only anyone cared! 😂👏
https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2025/05/22/ssl/ #internetpolice #ancientHTTPS #ACMEprotocol #cybersecurity #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated