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"Slipping the clippers through the Internet wires"

Peter Gabriel, Intruder
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(I Can't Get No) Dial-up Connection

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You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be live streamed.

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The time has come the walrus said to speak to living things.

Of ships and shoes and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings,

and why the net is down again…no gain & why it’s such a pain.

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Life it seems will fade away,
Drifting farther every day,
Getting lost within myself,
Nothing matters, no one else.
I have lost the will to live.
Simply too much to give.

Growing hard dick and blue balls,
Now that all my porn is gone!

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I-N-S-P-E-C-T
No idea what these wires mean.
Much less, TCP.
Web socket to me socket to me socket to me…

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@dannotdaniel
If you liked it
Then you should’ve
saved it off line
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
There’s no ping and
Ya shoulda saved it off line.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

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♪ Error Message In A Bottle ♪

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5G, Don't Be a Zero

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♪ Downdetector In The Tube Station At Midnight ♪

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David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj - Turn My Router On

Now you're alone, and life is making you lonely
‘Cause the server’s down
Down, down
…
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Look outside your window; life is real, life is gritty
How can you lose?
The light on the router’s out
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
Server’s down, down, things'll be great ‘cause it’s
Down, down, no checking in - it’s all
Down, down everything's waiting for later
Down, down, down, down

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Then she went dancing with no net
Lost wifi and the internet access, raving
Dancing with no net
Fell in love with the temper of skylight, grass and the fresh air

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In the light of the moon when Wi-Fi's are lost
In the dark when no toots are calling
In the dusk when the silence crawling
In the night came the rats and ate the cord

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No tooting at midnight
No tooting that I can do

Up Down (Do This All Day) TP-Link Pain
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B-b-b-b-Back To The Phone

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I'm pretty shy for a WiFi

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Every Ping Counts
—Depeche Modem

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Time to look at cats
HTTP get request
Silence answers back

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I just called to say I lost you
I just called to say I can’t log on

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Walk Like an Encryption

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The Night The Web Went Out In Georgia
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The Night the ISP Died

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