#insomniathoughts — Public Fediverse posts

If Gerry is short for Gerald, is Larry short for Larald? #insomniathoughts

TV series pitch: Why The Fuck Do You Think That?
Basically BBC's Who Do To Think You Are, but tracing the origin of the fucking stupid stuff a celebrity thinks and believes.
I'll do the narration, which will mostly consist of "for fucks' sake" or "Jesus Fucking Christ" followed by an exaggerated sigh.
#FuckingGenius #InsomniaThoughts
#FeelingSwearyMightDeleteLater

There is no physical evidence or way to prove that today is Thursday. We just have to trust that some guy has been keeping count since the first one ever. #InsomniaThoughts

The Fibbanazi sequence... A series of ever bigger untruths told to right wingers.
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How fast would a car have to drive before a wheel would be spinning so quickly that centrifugal force would keep a flat tyre inflated?
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Why isn't the nighttime version of "sunny" called "moony"? 🤔 #InsomniaThoughts

Little cats tend to have pointed ears.

Big cats tend to have round ears.

I have no idea why.

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