#imightbejesus — Public Fediverse posts
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During my daily meditation trip to the Himalayas, I instructed my pilot to brainstorm lowering my carbon footprint.
"Maybe less napalm detours over the Amazon?"
"And set fire to family tradition? I certainly don't pay you to think."
"I guess not."
"Yes, I do pay you too much. I'll have my accountant lower your salary to the bare minimum necessary for food. I'm a socially minded billionaire and I believe in doing my part."