#imaweirdo — Public Fediverse posts
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I think of this song when thinking about how I met my my wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
I saw her in a discotheque, gliding across the dancefloor with a grace that took my breath away.
I was helpless, unable to dance, watching her from a sofa above the sunken dancefloor.
Then I took out a cigarette and she moved towards me like an angel as I lit it, looking for a light for hers.
Then she tripped on the stair and landed headfirst in my crotch.
It's been 33 years. From a creep to special in one small trip.
I don't belong here...
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@mglewis
Unfortunately I have a complete aversion to Apple products, I don't own any and every time I've had to use one I've hated it.
#ImaWeirdo