#imanidiot — Public Fediverse posts

I just love F'n up my own life for no good reason. It's my favorite thing to do!

"Everybody's good at something." — Me

My intelligence is generally excellent, but my level of dumbfuckery is surpassing. It's a shame I no longer need to keep my résumé updated. 🤷‍♂️

#ImAnIdiot

Today I learned that :

Male dogs and cats ( and adjacent species such as Wolves) have multiple nipples which ... leads me to reimagine a lot of (Western) Werewolf Lore / Art .

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#TIL #ImAnIdiot #Canine #CanineBiology #Werewolf #Werewolves

While I _am_ WFH, noone seems to be in the office or online at all. "Where the heck is everyone?".... "oh _riiiight_." Dang.

Oh well. Might actully get some stuff done.

#canadaday #longweekend #holiday #vacation #imanidiot #canada

So I finally broke down and downloaded a password manager on my phone.

Spent over an hour loading it with all the accounts I've been keeping written down at my desk at home, so I'd have a digital version to take with me everywhere.

Then I went to work, and promptly forgot the master password.

But it's all good, because I had it written down ... at my desk ... at home.

#ImAnIdiot #passwordmanager
#passwordsecurity #passwordsafe
#analogvibes

Hey, is your rootless #Podman stack mysteriously dying?
Do you suspect oom killers or hax00rz?

Nay... when the rootless ssh session terminates... so does the stack...
Apparenty its buried somewhere in the docs, but, who has time to read docs? /shrug

Here is the fix;

sudo loginctl enable-linger $USER

#Imanidiot #docker

#FirstImpressions #NewAPRN #ImAnIdiot

So a follow up for routine bloodwork (I am so grateful for insurance) and there was a new APRN to the practice.

Nice woman, personable, and she had studied my file pretty well. Asked about any issues---I have had some soreness in my palm just above the wrist, so narrowing out reasons why it could be carpel tunnel.

Her: Do you type a lot?

Me: Not really and I use only a few fingers. I mean I'm a "hunt and pecker."

Her: <utterly stone-faced>

Just great Steve...way to make a good first impression. 🙄

Scene from the bedroom:

"Did we open the window?"

"Suuure. I can't be arsed to leave the bed and check though. It'll be fine."

Eight hours later: 3000ppm

Tonight we'll again open a window..

#airquality #co2 #indoorclimate #ImAnIdiot

I took a really awesome photo of moonset over Long's Peak this morning.

But there was no memory card in the camera, so I guess I'll try tomorrow.

Maybe AFTER I have morning coffee as well…

#AstroPhotography
#ImAnIdiot

I have connected with someone on LinkedIn named Steve Butt , just because I’m so mature.

#butt #linkedin #imanidiot

@shyra Tech Ambrosia’s board may have chimed. #streamingundertheinfluence #imanidiot

@JoParkerBear I'd like to speak with your manager please

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https://word.rodeo/jowordle/?utm_source=result
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#jowordle
#ImAnIdiot

No happy morning #today after having to pay 900€ for a scrape on the rental van ... Only because I was honest.

There are times when keeping my honesty back instead of blurting it out would be nice. #ImanIdiot

I got a 3 hour train ride, 4 bugs to fix, 2 marketing tasks to finish, and doing it all on 1 hour of sleep.

Lets get it.

#ImAnIdiot

Note to self:
NEVER ever ever again hardcode classnames into the system - how the fuck do i still do this shit ? Its not like this is my first rodeo with a cms theme layer

yes it was a prototype that suddenly went into production but still ... goddammit

#frontend #cms #imanidiot
aaaaargh fuckedifuckfuck

Anyway... Im glad to have this camera back. It is such a solid brick, the depth of field indicator is better than any other camera Ive used, and it can and should be shot in all conditions!

Here are some images I pulled up from shooting with it c. 2011. (4/4)

#BelieveInFilm #Photography #Imanidiot