#illseemyselfout — Public Fediverse posts

This has been living in my head rent free for nearly 20 years. Replaying pretty much daily.

#familyguy #thoughts #illseemyselfout

https://youtu.be/7ciVKIm7bcg?is=2mMETBQZZk1oEKz-

Canonically, casting the spell “Sleep” is ineffective on elves in #dnd because they don’t sleep. This of course does not extend to Dark Elves on account of them always being Drowsy…

#ttrpg #puns #IllSeeMyselfOut

There's trouble with the toilet on Artemis 2 but I'm not worried - they have backup plans for shit like that

#IllSeeMyselfOut #artemis2

@gedeonm @Drwave But, if we try sometimes, we get what we need.

#IllSeeMyselfOut

Geology: study of rocks
Geeology: study of mild surpise
#BadJoke #AbsolutelyTerrible #IllSeeMyselfOut

milton subotsky, is there a milton domotsky? #IllSeeMyselfOut

#monsterdon

@gedeonm What? It really . . . TIES . . . the room together!

#IllSeeMyselfOut

<walking into electronics supply house>

Clerk: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, could you please take me to the kapton?

#Prism #electronics #tape #kapton #pun #band #Canadian #IllSeeMyselfOut

Me: “Did it hurt ?“
Satan: “Did what hurt exactly ?”
Me: “Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?”
#illseemyselfout

@vees @briankrebs Well, that's pretty much the Krebs cycle!

#IllSeeMyselfOut

If you work at a seasonal Halloween store, on November 1st, do you become dispirited? #dadjoke #dadjokes #illseemyselfout

@lauren

If they eventually do the right thing and scrap it, would it be "Microsoft Totals Recall" ?

#IllSeeMyselfOut

Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?

- Justin Bieber.

#BadJokeFriday

#IllSeeMyselfOut

I don’t know about you. But I’m personally glad the Apple car was canceled. I prefer my cars to have Windows…
#apple #dadjoke #illseemyselfout

Is pooping considered the opposite of eating ? #askingforafriend #illseemyselfout

@minionsoft Yeah, I guess
...if you wanna be anal about it 😏
#IllSeeMyselfOut

Looks more like an Asston Martin to me ...
#cars #dadjokes #illseemyselfout

@thomholwerda Kelvin...
#SI #pedantic #IllSeeMyselfOut

@terraboop This post is pants.
#IllSeeMyselfOut

I need tae return this Omega Seamaster 300M, it lost an entire hour overnight. #Watches #SwissWatch #OmegaWatch #IllSeeMyselfOut

@the_etrain He's been down too long in the Midnight See

#dio #illseemyselfout #illbehereallweek #tipyourwaitperson

@TBpnw a family member had an appointment with a Dr. Parsely recently. I asked: if we don't pay, will they garnish my wages? #IllSeeMyselfOut