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  1. Sending 7 swans, 6 geese, 4 blackbirds (calling birds), 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge (with or without its attendant a pear tree) to your loved one without giving due consideration to how they will house, feed, or clean up after them seems to be a thoroughly alpha-male trick to pull.

    And most likely illegal too, depending on your location and permit requirements. Please check with local authorities before proceeding.

    I think you'll find that the 5 golden rings (likely cursed by Sauron anyway) will not make up for the inconvenience.

    Maybe just send chocolates, yeah?

    #12DaysOfChristmas #IllegalActivities #WildlifeSmuggling #Christmas