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  1. ...random thought, but, what if the folks accused of being #hypochondriac are really silent sufferers of unknown #chronicillness?

  2. So, @mathzy and I have a friend who is the biggest #hypochondriac you'll ever meet. Today on Facebook he shared dashcam footage of a car passing his own and throwing a pasta meal into his vehicle. He was upset that the police seem unconcerned (you don't actually see anything thrown, so, understandable). However, he was apparently most upset by it being pasta and him being a #coeliac (allegedly) so he could've been killed by the allergic reaction.

    I haven't stopped laughing all afternoon.

  3. CW: parody video about a health scare

    Today's #youtube / #instagram / #tiktok #short :

    "Why you shouldn't use #google to #SelfDiagnose
    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    instagram.com/reel/CwBL6gJJ7dD

    tiktok.com/@toplesstopicstv/vi

    Description:

    CW: #cancer, feet
    I can laugh about it now but this WAS literally me last night... And then I had a nightmare that it WAS #melanoma and I hadn't noticed it in time so it had already metastasized 🙃
    Anyway y'all #skinCancer is real, go to a licensed #dermatologist at least every few years and get yourself a full body check. Also look for the ABCDE signs of possible skin cancer: Asymmetrical Shape, irregular Border, changes in Color, Diameter, and Evolving. Go to a reputable site like mayoclinic.org to read more about it, or ideally, ask your #doctor before you try to use #DrGoogle to #selfDiagnose (if you're in a civilized country with #universalHealthcare, or if you're rich enough if you're stuck in a PoS country like the United States where #healthInsurance costs a fortune and even still barely covers any #medicalDebt.

    #hypochondriac #cyberchondriac #healthScare #healthAnxiety #healthcare #parody

  4. CW: parody video about a health scare

    Today's #youtube / #instagram / #tiktok #short :

    "Why you shouldn't use #google to #SelfDiagnose
    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    instagram.com/reel/CwBL6gJJ7dD

    tiktok.com/@toplesstopicstv/vi

    Description:

    CW: #cancer, feet
    I can laugh about it now but this WAS literally me last night... And then I had a nightmare that it WAS #melanoma and I hadn't noticed it in time so it had already metastasized 🙃
    Anyway y'all #skinCancer is real, go to a licensed #dermatologist at least every few years and get yourself a full body check. Also look for the ABCDE signs of possible skin cancer: Asymmetrical Shape, irregular Border, changes in Color, Diameter, and Evolving. Go to a reputable site like mayoclinic.org to read more about it, or ideally, ask your #doctor before you try to use #DrGoogle to #selfDiagnose (if you're in a civilized country with #universalHealthcare, or if you're rich enough if you're stuck in a PoS country like the United States where #healthInsurance costs a fortune and even still barely covers any #medicalDebt.

    #hypochondriac #cyberchondriac #healthScare #healthAnxiety #healthcare #parody

  5. CW: parody video about a health scare

    Today's #youtube / #instagram / #tiktok #short :

    "Why you shouldn't use #google to #SelfDiagnose
    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    instagram.com/reel/CwBL6gJJ7dD

    tiktok.com/@toplesstopicstv/vi

    Description:

    CW: #cancer, feet
    I can laugh about it now but this WAS literally me last night... And then I had a nightmare that it WAS #melanoma and I hadn't noticed it in time so it had already metastasized 🙃
    Anyway y'all #skinCancer is real, go to a licensed #dermatologist at least every few years and get yourself a full body check. Also look for the ABCDE signs of possible skin cancer: Asymmetrical Shape, irregular Border, changes in Color, Diameter, and Evolving. Go to a reputable site like mayoclinic.org to read more about it, or ideally, ask your #doctor before you try to use #DrGoogle to #selfDiagnose (if you're in a civilized country with #universalHealthcare, or if you're rich enough if you're stuck in a PoS country like the United States where #healthInsurance costs a fortune and even still barely covers any #medicalDebt.

    #hypochondriac #cyberchondriac #healthScare #healthAnxiety #healthcare #parody

  6. CW: parody video about a health scare

    Today's #youtube / #instagram / #tiktok #short :

    "Why you shouldn't use #google to #SelfDiagnose
    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    youtube.com/shorts/K2-GdcK2rEs

    instagram.com/reel/CwBL6gJJ7dD

    tiktok.com/@toplesstopicstv/vi

    Description:

    CW: #cancer, feet
    I can laugh about it now but this WAS literally me last night... And then I had a nightmare that it WAS #melanoma and I hadn't noticed it in time so it had already metastasized 🙃
    Anyway y'all #skinCancer is real, go to a licensed #dermatologist at least every few years and get yourself a full body check. Also look for the ABCDE signs of possible skin cancer: Asymmetrical Shape, irregular Border, changes in Color, Diameter, and Evolving. Go to a reputable site like mayoclinic.org to read more about it, or ideally, ask your #doctor before you try to use #DrGoogle to #selfDiagnose (if you're in a civilized country with #universalHealthcare, or if you're rich enough if you're stuck in a PoS country like the United States where #healthInsurance costs a fortune and even still barely covers any #medicalDebt.

    #hypochondriac #cyberchondriac #healthScare #healthAnxiety #healthcare #parody

  7. If I were a vampire I'd always be afraid of a splinter breaking off in one of my veins, working it's way to my heart and staking me from the inside.

    #hypochondriac #undead

  8. Yesterday I fell #asleep on the #sofa I after #work. I went to #bed at my normal time, fell asleep immediately and had a REALLY deep #sleep, didn’t even have to wake up to #pee during the night.

    I must be dying, right?

    #paranoid #hypochondriac

  9. I have a lot of health problems so I am pretty much a #hypochondriac. Like right now the back right side of the roof of my mouth is inflamed and I think i have covid-plague-polio-abscess-ebola.