#humorouswriting — Public Fediverse posts

"We journeyed through the forest of the frenzied fists,” Armella said. She had her hands on her hips, frowning. “I got punched in the eye by a maple.”

“She got punched in the eye by a maple.”

“We crossed the living mountains. Triyn almost became a rock-husband to a village of stone maidens.”

Daniel Deisinger's #funny #fantasy story "Portculia" in issue 20

#shortstories #fiction #humor #humour #humorouswriting #SF #funnystories #funnystory #quest #FunnyFantasy

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/portculia/

"It’s a new baby

and what a cherub he is.

Too bad about the talons.

And in his crib

he’s a ticklish giggle-fest

but be careful of the barbs."

Check out John Grey's #darkhumor #poem "Progeny" in issue 20

#funny #poetry #poetsoffacebook #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #humor #humour #scifi #humorouswriting #horror #baby

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/progeny/

"Find a stable, low-potential energy position.
Disable ocular display.
Set valves to manual.
Initiate mindful breathing protocol..."

Check out Nicholas De Marino's #funny #poem, Guided Meditation For Androids, in issue 20

#humor #humour #ezines #humorouswriting #poetry #PoetryCommunity #poetrylovers #poems #scifi

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/guided-meditation-for-androids/

"I would love to be able to travel backwards in time and visit some of history’s great moments and people, like Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt. Or great artists like Picasso or Dali or Proust. But not Wagner — I’ve read he was an asshole."

Check out our #author #interview with Thomas J. Young in issue 19

#authorlife #humor #authorslife #writer #WritingCommunity #readingcommunity #funny #humorouswriting #authorinterviews

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/issue-19-interviews/an-interview-with-thomas-j-young/

"As Henrietta cricked her neck back into proper working order and de-ruffled her plumage, a third party slunk through a tight squeeze in the wire-mesh fence. The stoat had tiny, beady eyes and a long snout split by a smile of mismatched teeth."

Check out Lyra's "Good Coop, Bad Coop" in issue 19 here:

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/good-coop-bad-coop/

#funny #humorouswriting #readingcommunity #anthropomorphic #animals #fox #hen #chicken #stoat #protectionracket #humor #humour #writingcommunity

"The woman glanced around the room. “This place looks just like I remember it.”

“Chicken Lady, you gotta go. Leave now, and I’ll just assume you’re a hallucination and forget all about you.'"

Check out Keith Vile's funny story "Dinosaurs Have Laser Guns" in issue 18!

#funny #humorouswriting #readingcommunity #humor #humour #humorous #fiction #dinosaurs #secrettunnels #laserguns #timetravel #teenager #legoillustrations

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/dinosaurs-have-laser-guns/

"Monsters and cryptids and legends and folklore had taken over the world. No god would’ve let that happen. At least, not one that Oskar cared to worship. He pulled his collar tightly around his stubbly neck and approached the next telephone pole, grabbing a flyer and stapling it to the scratched-up wooden post..."

#Read Eloise Corvo's #shortstory "Of Monsters and Mortgages" in issue 17

#humorous #humor #humour #funny #humorouswriting #fantasy #fiction

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/of-monsters-and-mortgages/

ISSUE 17 is now LIVE AND GALLIVANTING ON THE INTERNET

Featuring Eloise Corvo, MN Wiggins, Michael Fowler, John Grey, Bart Edelman, Matthew Spence, Lynn White, Megan Moreland, and C. Breeze

(in this weather, we could all do with a sea breeze...)

#humor #humour #ezine #fiction #poetry #funny #funnystories #humorouswriting #writing

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/