#humorouswriting — Public Fediverse posts

"We journeyed through the forest of the frenzied fists,” Armella said. She had her hands on her hips, frowning. “I got punched in the eye by a maple.”

“She got punched in the eye by a maple.”

“We crossed the living mountains. Triyn almost became a rock-husband to a village of stone maidens.”

Daniel Deisinger's #funny #fantasy story "Portculia" in issue 20

#shortstories #fiction #humor #humour #humorouswriting #SF #funnystories #funnystory #quest #FunnyFantasy

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/portculia/

"The woman glanced around the room. “This place looks just like I remember it.”

“Chicken Lady, you gotta go. Leave now, and I’ll just assume you’re a hallucination and forget all about you.'"

Check out Keith Vile's funny story "Dinosaurs Have Laser Guns" in issue 18!

#funny #humorouswriting #readingcommunity #humor #humour #humorous #fiction #dinosaurs #secrettunnels #laserguns #timetravel #teenager #legoillustrations

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/dinosaurs-have-laser-guns/

"Monsters and cryptids and legends and folklore had taken over the world. No god would’ve let that happen. At least, not one that Oskar cared to worship. He pulled his collar tightly around his stubbly neck and approached the next telephone pole, grabbing a flyer and stapling it to the scratched-up wooden post..."

#Read Eloise Corvo's #shortstory "Of Monsters and Mortgages" in issue 17

#humorous #humor #humour #funny #humorouswriting #fantasy #fiction

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/of-monsters-and-mortgages/