#htmain — Public Fediverse posts

Shrinkflation on the Rise: Ticket Now Only Gets You One Duran

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/shrinkflation-on-the-rise-ticket-now-only-gets-you-one-duran/

MAGA Rapper Earns Street Cred After Snitching to the Cops

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rap/maga-rapper-earns-street-cred-after-snitching-to-the-cops/

Audiophile Gets Hepatitis C From Dirty Vinyl Needle

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/audiophile-gets-hepatitis-c-from-dirty-vinyl-needle/

Taking Back Sunday To Play Special ‘2003 AIM Away Message’ Setlist at Riot Fest

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/emo-screamo/taking-back-sunday-to-play-special-2003-aim-away-message-setlist-at-riot-fest/

Chuck Schumer Vows Democrats Will Make Iran War More Affordable

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/news/chuck-schumer-vows-democrats-will-make-iran-war-more-affordable/

Descendents Appeal To Aging Fanbase With New Song ‘Milo Goes to Bed Before 10’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/punk-hardcore/descendents-appeal-to-aging-fanbase-with-new-song-milo-goes-to-bed-before-10/

RFK Jr. Suggests Most Mental Illness Could Be Cured by Cheating on Your Wife All the Time

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-suggests-most-mental-illness-could-be-cured-by-cheating-on-your-wife-all-the-time/

Concert ASL Interpreter Does Jerk-Off Motion During Kid Rock’s Entire Set

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/concert-asl-interpreter-does-jerk-off-motion-during-kid-rocks-entire-set/

Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/adorable-dog-mayor-of-small-town-approves-data-center/

Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/two-armed-drummer-in-def-leppard-tribute-band-clearly-hasnt-committed-to-the-bit/

Unbaptized Man Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Creed Concert

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/unbaptized-man-bursts-into-flames-upon-entering-creed-concert/

Mark Zuckerberg Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Metaverse Demonstration Just a Dire Straits Music Video

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mark-zuckerberg-hoping-nobody-notices-his-latest-metaverse-demonstration-just-a-dire-straits-music-video/

Festival-Goers Not Sure Whether Bluegrass Band From Appalachians or Brooklyn

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/festival-goers-not-sure-whether-bluegrass-band-from-appalachians-or-brooklyn/

Aging Scorpions Singer Now Only Able To Rock You Like a Severe Tropical Storm

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/aging-scorpions-singer-now-only-able-to-rock-you-like-a-severe-tropical-storm/

Metallica Finally Track Down and Sue the Bootlegger Who Sold Beavis His Shirt

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/metal/metallica-finally-track-down-and-sue-the-bootlegger-who-sold-beavis-his-shirt/

Woman on Boyfriend’s Shoulders Really Fucking Everyone Up in Pit

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/woman-on-boyfriends-shoulders-really-fucking-everyone-up-in-pit/

Man With Free Moment of Peace Decides To Ruin It By Scrolling X

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-with-free-moment-of-peace-decides-to-ruin-it-by-scrolling-x/

Buckcherry Merch Guy Thinks He Might’ve Found a Shirt Without Any Scabies on It if You’re Still Interested

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/buckcherry-merch-guy-thinks-he-mightve-found-a-shirt-without-any-scabies-on-it-if-youre-still-interested/

Man Who Lived Fast, Died Young Leaves Surprisingly Ugly Corpse

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-who-lived-fast-died-young-leaves-surprisingly-ugly-corpse/

Heart Reveal They Were Challenged To Name Five of Their Own Songs Before Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/heart-reveal-they-were-challenged-to-name-five-of-their-own-songs-before-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame-induction/

Drummer Not Interviewed

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/drummer-not-interviewed/

Angine de Poitrine Ask Opener If They Have a Double-Necked Microtonal Guitar/Bass They Can Borrow After Gear Stolen

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/angine-de-poitrine-ask-opener-if-they-have-a-double-necked-microtonal-guitar-bass-they-can-borrow-after-gear-stolen/

New Couple Blissfully Unaware Relationship Won’t Survive First Game Night

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/new-couple-blissfully-unaware-relationship-wont-survive-first-game-night/

All-American Rejects Play Pop-Up Show During All-American Rejects Set

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/all-american-rejects-play-pop-up-show-during-all-american-rejects-set/

Drummer Accidentally Tosses Snare Into Crowd Instead of Sticks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/drummer-accidentally-tosses-snare-into-crowd-instead-of-sticks/

Classic Rock DJ Hastily Throws on ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’ Before Unwrapping Burrito

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/classic-rock-dj-hastily-throws-on-in-a-gadda-da-vida-before-unwrapping-burrito/

Imagine Dragons Tap the Wiggles and Raffi To Open on Upcoming Tour

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/pop/imagine-dragons-tap-the-wiggles-and-raffi-to-open-on-upcoming-tour/

Drummer’s Yearbook Photo Obscured by Guitarist and Half a Keyboard

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/drummers-yearbook-photo-obscured-by-guitarist-and-half-a-keyboard/

Thoughtful Gym-Goer Wipes Equipment Down Until Nothing Left

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/thoughtful-gym-goer-wipes-equipment-down-until-nothing-left/

New Music Streaming App Will Take Money Directly From Artists on User’s Canceled List

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/music/new-music-streaming-app-will-take-money-directly-from-artists-on-users-canceled-list/