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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #StillNotNews...

#IT's #SammidgeTime...! #DontForget #HowToRamen... And, #MakeTimeForBacon™️

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler... #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#BeingEuropean #StillEuropean #StillNotHitler

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Noodles...

#JustInCase you've #AlreadyForgotten #HowToRamen and don't #FancyASammidge...

#HowToRamen: #Nine... #ServesTwo: #SixFooters with #SpringOnions; #Because, #IT'll be #SpringSoon... #DontPanic; they're #JustNoodles #InAPot... #LikePotNoodles; but, #Better...

#WeHaveSpoons and other #EatingIrons...

#MayContain #Traces of #Mackerel and #Oil; #OliveOil and #SesameOil...

#JustStop #OilOnCanvas | #DigitalServicesAct

And, #Wasabi...!

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#MoviePremiere #MovieNight #DayTime #KnightTime #QuiteChilli #ForReallyReals

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Noodles...

#JustInCase you've #AlreadyForgotten #HowToRamen and don't #FancyASammidge...

#HowToRamen: #TheReturnOfTheRamen... #ServesTwo: #SixFooters

#WeHaveSpoons and other #EatingIrons...

#MayContain #Traces of #Mackerel and #TooManyMushrooms... #PeatFreeMushrooms; #InPointOfFact...

And, #Wasabi...!

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#MoviePremiere #MovieNight #DayTime #KnightTime #ContaintZeroPercentTeenyTinyTomCruise #JollySunny #QuiteChilli #ForReallyReals

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Noodles...

#JustInCase you've #AlreadyForgotten #HowToRamen and don't #FancyASammidge...

#HowToRamen: #Se7en... #ServesTwo: #SixFooters

#WeHaveSpoons and other #EatingIrons...

And, #FreeFancyHats...!

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#PostScript / #PS

We got #MoreMincePies from a #ProperShop / #CommercialCooperative...

#ServesWell with #Noodles...

#IF you #DontKnow #HowToRamen...

#LookITUp... #DogsCanLookUp

#StillTrue™️

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#FineForDiesel #StillFineForDiesel #SwervingSuggestion

#Meanwhile...

In #TodaysRamen; we have #HowToRamen: #Six - #TheRevenge of #TheNoodles...

[#Viewers are #Advised that #TheFollowingPerformance #MayContain #LimeJuice and #Tuna... And, #MustardSeeds... And, #EatingIrons... #AlsoContains #ZeroPercentAccordion]

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #SharingOurNoodles for #TheEnvironment...

#TheBFF has #Decided that he also wants to #HowToRamenToo; but, #MostProbably after his #Routine #DiabeticRetinopathyAppointment... #Later...

With #FancyHats...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #SendNoodles...

#BTW: #IT's #StillNotYule... #FictionalChristmas

#JustinBimblebottom is #AllAboutTheNoodles...

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#WeHaveSpoons...

#LotsAndLots of #Spoons...

And, #Mushrooms...

#MoviePremiere: #HowToRamen #Five... #TooMuch #TooManyMushrooms...

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#MoviePremiere: #HowToRamen #Resurrection...

#TootToot... #BeepBeep...

#ChooseYourAdventure...

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#Meanwhile...

#HowToRamen...

#ToRamen, you will #Need:

1: #Stuff; and,
2: #Things

#JustAddEverything [#BeerOptional #TequilaPreferred]

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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