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  1. PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] ·

    #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #StillNotNews...

    #IT's #SammidgeTime...! #DontForget #HowToRamen... And, #MakeTimeForBacon™️

    #TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

    1: #KnowTheRules
    2: #RememberTheRules
    3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

    And, 4: #StopBeingHitler... #IT's #TheNewRules

    #BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

    #LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

    🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🐻​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

    #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #StillEuropean #StillNotHitler #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager

    #notnews24 #unbreaklingsammidgetimenotnews #it #definitelynotnews #stillnotnews #sammidgetime
  2. PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] ·

    #Meanwhile...

    In #TodaysRamen; we have #HowToRamen: #Six - #TheRevenge of #TheNoodles...

    [#Viewers are #Advised that #TheFollowingPerformance #MayContain #LimeJuice and #Tuna... And, #MustardSeeds... And, #EatingIrons... #AlsoContains #ZeroPercentAccordion]

    #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #SharingOurNoodles for #TheEnvironment...

    #TheBFF has #Decided that he also wants to #HowToRamenToo; but, #MostProbably after his #Routine #DiabeticRetinopathyAppointment... #Later...

    With #FancyHats...

    #DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #SendNoodles...

    #BTW: #IT's #StillNotYule... #FictionalChristmas

    #JustinBimblebottom is #AllAboutTheNoodles...

    🧙🪗🤖:wolfparty:🤖🪗🧙 | 🎠🦹🍜🐻🍜🦹🎠

    #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #StillServingIT #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #WhatsUpBro #DeadInstance #StiillDead

    #meanwhile #todaysramen #howtoramen #six #therevenge #thenoodles