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Is this the most beautiful houseplant I've ever seen??? #houseplant #houseplantsofmastodon #scindapsus #scindapsustricolor #scindapsustricolordarkform

My girl chillin' on a rainy day. She's in no way a stable pattern, but it's been fun watching her grow. #philodendron #philodendronpinkbirkin #philodendronbirkin #houseplants #houseplantsofmastodon

My favorite color way for a #Phalaenopsis #bloomscrolling #houseplantsofmastodon #winterflowers

Fun juxtaposition of weathers. Warm inside, cold and snowy outside. #houseplantsofmastodon #Phalaenopsis #orchid #bloomscrolling

My 1.5 year old bird of paradise is tolerating the Maine Winter just fine. Love this plant!

#birdofparadise #strelitzia #HousePlants #houseplantsofmastodon #plants #gardening #maine

My initial makeshift air plant set-up for the small and tiny plants left after buying a selection and giving away the biggest and nicest ones as gifts. Sadly, a couple of the tenderest have already suffered some loss through dehydration. As always, only the plants that can survive me will remain in my collection.

The idea is to pour distilled water into the plate to be absorbed and evaporated slowly by the terra cotta; I'll also mist with well water (and rain water when I can get it). Additional white holders printed by my partner will eventually raise some more plants and add interest.

#houseplants #houseplantsofmastodon #airplants #airplantsofmastodon #tillandsia #tillandsias

Scored this beautiful #philodendrongoldencrocodile (I think that's what it's called) from our local Kroger yesterday. #costafarms #houseplantsofmastodon #houseplants #philodendron

I bought on Etsy what was supposed to be a 3-4 inch snake plant with "a bonus sansevieria" - so two small snake plants. What I got was three foot-tall snake plants and three 3-4 inch aloe plants.

I paid 81¢ total.

I don't know what to do with this plant bounty.

#houseplants #plants #HouseplantsOfMastodon

My neighbour gave me this houseplant she wss gettung rid of. Unfortunately a large part had gotten water clogged and was going moldy at the ends and was really squish.

The remaining parts of the plant seem okay Idk whether to take it out the pot and leave the roots to dry or something. Should I do this?

The lil ones are the healthy cuttings off the old dying part.

#plants #plant #houseplants #houseplant #HouseplantsOfMastodon

This #philodendronwhiteprincess has been through a lot and still put out a beautiful new leaf. I have no doubt it'll grow roots quickly ✨️ #houseplants #houseplantsofmastodon #propogating #philodendron #variegatedplants

I bought a cute little succulent with furry leaves at the garden centre today with my credit card which has 3 months free credit. Given my lack of green fingers, I wonder whether it'll still be alive by the time I finish paying for it #houseplants #houseplantsofmastodon

Monstera Albo: Serving drama, delays, and what feels like a new leaf every lunar eclipse 👀⏳ 😂

#SlowAndStylish #HouseplantsofMastodon #MonsteraAlbo #MonsteraVariegated #OhShootPlants

One twitch away from a planty breakdown 👀😂

#Philodendron #PinkPrincess #PlantParent #Relatable #HouseplantsofMastodon #OhShootPlants

I promise I was normal 15 plants ago 👀😂

#MonsteraAlbo #Variegated #HouseplantsofMastodon #CantStopWontStop #OhShootPlants

Plant Spotlight 🤩

Philodendron Ring of Fire is bringing serious energy with its fiery variegation and unusual leaves. 🌿

☀️ Bright, indirect light
💦 Let the top inch of soil dry out
🥵 Loves warmth + humidity
🐶 Not pet friendly

Available now in a 12cm pot for just £10 today only online and in store!

Get in touch to order yours 🤩

#RingOfFire #Philodendron #HouseplantsofMastodon #OhShootPlants

It’s here!! I cannot contain my excitement 🪴

After months of waiting (the last leaf was 17th August last year), my giant Monstera has finally popped out a brand new leaf and it’s going to be HUGE.

I’ve been watching that sheath for what feels like forever, and today it finally broke through. Worth the wait? 1000%.

Stay tuned for updates on this huge beauty 💚

#MonsteraDeliciosa #GiantMonstera #MatureMonstera #HouseplantsofMastodon #PlantWins #PlantParent #OhShootPlants

My plants: loving the sun, soaking it all up. 🤩😎

Me: Watering over 200 plants twice per day and questioning nearly all of my life choices. 😅😂

#HeatWaveHustle #HouseplantsofMastodon
#SunshineForThemStressForMe #PlantParentLife
#OhShootPlants

Plant Spotlight 🤩

Homalomena Wallisii ‘Camouflage’ is bringing bold army green vibes with zero drama. 🙌🏼

Low key exotic, high key stunning. 😍

Gorgeous camo splashed leaves + a chill attitude = plant perfection.

☀️ Bright, indirect light
💦 Keep soil lightly moist
🥵 Loves humidity
🐶 Not pet friendly

It’s giving jungle energy and we’re so here for it.

Available now in a 12cm pot for just £12 today 🪴💚

#CamouflageQueen #IndoorJungleVibes #HouseplantsofMastodon #LeafLoveClub #OhShootPlants

NEW PLANT DROP! 🤩

Our shelves are bursting with green goodness and honestly… it’s giving jungle. 🌴

Whether you’re a pro plant parent or a proud plant killer turned leaf lover there’s something here with your name on it. 🪴

Run, don’t scroll. 🏃🏼‍♂️😂

All prices and stock will be uploaded to our website and TikTok shop soon, any questions feel free to get in touch 🤗

#PlantDrop #Restock #HouseplantClub #HouseplantsofMastodon #OhShootPlants

This is the last 2 I promise 👀😂
#HouseplantsofMastodon #PlantHaul #PlantTherapy #PlantsofMastodon #OhShootPlants

Store Update! 🤩🎉

We’re deep in the glow up. Sanding, painting, cleaning, and (trying) to bring all the ideas together and stop thinking of more. 🙃

Next up is finishing painting, fitting the new shelving, finishing off all the smaller projects, waiting on deliveries and a few surprise touches. 😁

Thanks for sticking with us, we’re so excited and can’t wait to show you what’s coming. 🙌🏼🪴

#NewStore #HouseplantsofMastodon #LaunchParty #Congleton #OhShootPlants

Long Weekend Mode 🙌🏼
Introvert Activated
No plans, just plants 🪴😂

#NoPlansJustPlants #PlantMeme #PlantsofMastodon #BankHoliday #HouseplantsofMastodon #OhShootPlants

We’ve just given the outside its first coat of paint and treated the planters to a neat little trim and wow, it’s already looking so different! 😍

Not long until the launch now… so exciting! Just a couple more weeks of hard work to go. 😅🪴

#HouseplantsofMastodon #FreshCoatFeels #StrangerThings #Congleton #PlantStore #OhShootPlants

Join us for our Jungle Moss Terrarium Workshop on 2nd May 2025, from 6pm–8pm at our store in Congleton! 🪴

Drop us a comment or send us a message on how to secure you’re spot. 💚

#TerrariumsofMastodon #TerrariumWorkshop #HouseplantsofMastodon #OhShootPlants #OhShootPlants

Lee-hoy Jenkins grew flowers 😍 #HouseplantsOfMastodon

Our snake plant bloomed! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracaena_trifasciata #plants #houseplantsofmastodon

Spent part of my Good Friday repotting Cheesus of Nazareth and making his cross more supportive #HouseplantsOfMastodon

Latest project: attempting to bonsai train a sad little £1 "christmas tree" #HouseplantsOfMastodon

Pleased to announce that after two years, Lily Spathage has finally decided to make a flower #HouseplantsOfMastodon

the mini orchid has started to bloom 😍
#bloomscrolling #florespondence #HouseplantsOfMastodon