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  1. Last morning coffee with Dexie .. we are gonna miss him. Seeya next time, little buddy.

    #DogsOfMastodon #HouseGuest #Kthxbai

  2. hello little buddy - this friend has lived on our front porch for months now. not sure if it was it or another friend but I've also seen one in our house. best neighbor ever, 10/10 would recommend #houseguest #welcomehome #oklahoma

  3. At some point earlier today my wife was able to drop a bowl on top of our little home invading mouse house guest.

    When I got home I was able to slide the bowl and its contents on top of a piece of paper, flip it over, and carry it outside where I could set our mouse house guest free. It squeaked a lot as I was trying to pick it up, but when I tipped it out of the bowl outside in the yard it didn’t move at all. It just sat there on the ground. It was clearly alive, just shocked out of its brain.

    I figured it was too embarrassed by the whole experience to make any kind of move while I was watching so I left it to its own thing and started walking back to the house. As I was walking through the door I distinctly heard the tiniest, faintest squeak that sounded exactly like a mouse version of William Wallace in Braveheart shouting, “FREEDOM!”

    I’m totally serious about that last part. Totally. I mean, would I lie to you about something like that?

    https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/09/11/furry-critter-freedom/

    #critter #Family #furryCritter #homeInvader #houseGuest #mouse

  4. HINT: If you are a #houseguest, please disclose ALL of your food allergies to your host, not just half of them. That way, their careful menu planning to accommodate your needs doesn't go to shit and leaves them scrambling as to how to cater for you.

    *end of rant*

  5. Another day, another experiment with pizza-style onion bread.

    500gr strong bread flour
    20gr semolina flour
    320gr water
    50gr olive oil
    10gr salt
    10gr fresh yeast
    420gr sautéd onions

    Pic 1: after proofing, before baking
    Pic 2: after baking
    Pic 3: all baked out
    Pic 4: still life with picked wildflowers* & baked goods.

    *Yes, Renata is here again.

    #OnionBread
    #PizzaBread
    #Onion
    #Pizza
    #HouseGuest

  6. CW: Food

    Where do USians keep their peanut butter? Everyone has this, right? #hungry #houseGuest

  7. This was a lovely (and quick) read. Now leaving it as a #houseguest present for my lovely friend.

    #natureWriting #snails #bookstodon @bookstodon

  8. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks into your house. What would you do if you had some unexpected House Guests? New ep out at now!
    #horrorpodcast
    #horror
    #intruder
    #houseguest
    #NewEpisode