#house-centipede — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: upskirt, presenting butt
your friendly house centipede housemaid
This started out as a joke doodle for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sebastianhyde about house centipedes always sneaking into his bed at night, and what if they were lusty waifus? But then he adopted her as a character; meet Sophia!I made her a housemaid because, well, house centipede. Get it? Also these bugs actually have rather pretty colors tbh, this is kind of an underrated anthro species...
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#spe #anthro #furry #furryart #nudity #nsfw #centipede #housecentipede #maid #dress #panties #upskirt #butt #breasts #stockings #cute #bug #arthropod -
Another #throwback #comic
I am not too fussed about spiders and yet house centipede creeps me out. So... many... long... legs...
#basement #bugs #housecentipede #spill #bug #centipede #mastoart #mastocomic #comicstrip
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I saw something scary in the cellar this morning. A demon from hell that is the scariest monster in the known universe.
I saw…
I can’t even type it, it’s so terrible…
I saw a house centipede.
Pause to give everyone some time to scream in abject terror for their very existence.
It was on the floor next to my pedal board in my music nook. I am pretty sure it was dead. It didn’t move as I approached it and if you know anything about house centipedes you know that they are the fastest muthas in the west. They don’t just let you walk up to them. When they see you coming, they bolt. This guy just sat there and even let my foot hover above him for a couple of seconds. Yeah, it was already dead.
If it wasn’t dead at that point though, it was certainly dead after I stepped on it. Squish, babie. One less demonic asshole in the world. Normally I would feel bad about squishing a little living thing, but these guys are so evil looking (and they scare the shit out of my wife) that I have sentenced all who enter my domain to death. Sorry, nature. I know they are actually good to have around because they eat all of the other bugs, but sometimes you cannot let evil like this exist, ya know?
Change of subject.
I am a dope. I also can’t tell time and I have a memory like a sieve. My wife is going to the office today. She told me she was leaving at 7:45. I made a note. I would make sure I got through my whole morning routine before then so that I could properly say goodbye to her.
I got up early and dashed down cellar to do my morning exercise. Success. I came upstairs and did a couple of things and then at the appropriate time I walked up to her office, where she was sitting at her desk, and was about to say that I was ready to wish her a good day whenever she was ready to go… and that was when I realized she said 7:45, not 6:45, and the current time was actually 6:45.
I am an idiot.
Well, at least I am ready to say goodbye when she is ready to go. I’ve got that going for me, right?
https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/10/25/scary-demon-monster/
#clock #dummy #EVIL #Family #gross #houseCentipede #Jen #monster #scary #spouse #terminateWithExtremePrejudice #time #wife
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It is truly difficult not to be taken aback by the #houseCentipede. What's even more disconcerting is that I keep seeing them, looking away for a moment and then looking back to see that they are just gone. :S
These photos were all taken from a respectful distance. 😅