#hotl — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hotl, aggregated by home.social.
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- "Hello Loop, I'm your designated human. I am going to be in you for a while, okay?"
- "Absolutely not!"
- "But I'm your human."
- "Perhaps you're supposed to be *on* me?"
- "But how are we supposed to play then? You have to be at my waist's height, you see, and then I turn my hips..."
- "No, stop this nonsense! You have me mistaken with Hoop."
- "Hoop?"
- "Hula Hoop, he's over there."
- "Oh, I see! Apologies for my confusion." 😳
- "Happens all the time." 😠