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  1. FYI - the air smells of horse shit.

    Every day since Friday it has smelled like horse manure in my town and surrounding areas.

    It can be smelled for a few miles at least.

    There are horse and dairy farms aplenty here, but a) you rarely smell them, b) not from miles away, and c) not for days at a time.

    Anyway, if you hear of a town that’s engulfed in horse shit odor, congrats… you found me.

  2. FYI - the air smells of horse shit.

    Every day since Friday it has smelled like horse manure in my town and surrounding areas.

    It can be smelled for a few miles at least.

    There are horse and dairy farms aplenty here, but a) you rarely smell them, b) not from miles away, and c) not for days at a time.

    Anyway, if you hear of a town that’s engulfed in horse shit odor, congrats… you found me.

    #newjersey #horseshit

  3. FYI - the air smells of horse shit.

    Every day since Friday it has smelled like horse manure in my town and surrounding areas.

    It can be smelled for a few miles at least.

    There are horse and dairy farms aplenty here, but a) you rarely smell them, b) not from miles away, and c) not for days at a time.

    Anyway, if you hear of a town that’s engulfed in horse shit odor, congrats… you found me.

    #newjersey #horseshit

  4. FYI - the air smells of horse shit.

    Every day since Friday it has smelled like horse manure in my town and surrounding areas.

    It can be smelled for a few miles at least.

    There are horse and dairy farms aplenty here, but a) you rarely smell them, b) not from miles away, and c) not for days at a time.

    Anyway, if you hear of a town that’s engulfed in horse shit odor, congrats… you found me.

    #newjersey #horseshit

  5. @arstechnica

    This is repeating horseshit hype.

    Arstechnica should do better.

  6. @n_dimension @ai6yr Yeah just saw Big Orange say "86" was a mob term for killing someone.

    I think the dive bars beat them to the punch on this decades earlier. While I have never been "86'ed" from a dive bar, I know people who know people who have been.

    #gaslighting #AsPerUsual #NothingToSeeHere #typical #expected #horseshit #shitshow #wtf

  7. @n_dimension @ai6yr Yeah just saw Big Orange say "86" was a mob term for killing someone.

    I think the dive bars beat them to the punch on this decades earlier. While I have never been "86'ed" from a dive bar, I know people who know people who have been.

    #gaslighting #AsPerUsual #NothingToSeeHere #typical #expected #horseshit #shitshow #wtf

  8. @n_dimension @ai6yr Yeah just saw Big Orange say "86" was a mob term for killing someone.

    I think the dive bars beat them to the punch on this decades earlier. While I have never been "86'ed" from a dive bar, I know people who know people who have been.

    #gaslighting #AsPerUsual #NothingToSeeHere #typical #expected #horseshit #shitshow #wtf

  9. @n_dimension @ai6yr Yeah just saw Big Orange say "86" was a mob term for killing someone.

    I think the dive bars beat them to the punch on this decades earlier. While I have never been "86'ed" from a dive bar, I know people who know people who have been.

    #gaslighting #AsPerUsual #NothingToSeeHere #typical #expected #horseshit #shitshow #wtf

  10. @n_dimension @ai6yr Yeah just saw Big Orange say "86" was a mob term for killing someone.

    I think the dive bars beat them to the punch on this decades earlier. While I have never been "86'ed" from a dive bar, I know people who know people who have been.

    #gaslighting #AsPerUsual #NothingToSeeHere #typical #expected #horseshit #shitshow #wtf

  11. Hope you filled up the diesel F-350 dually yesterday, because crude oil prices have spiked big time today.

    West Texas Intermediate (WTI, futures CL1) is up +$7.33 to 107.26/bbl, and Brent crude (futures BRN1) is up +$6.04 to $110.44.

    The difference between WTI "light sweet crude" and Brent crude oil is that WTI is better for refining into gasoline, Brent is thicker and better for refining into diesel.

    I guess this is what fighting a war with AI looks like. #Standoff #Horseshit #FUBAR

  12. Hope you filled up the diesel F-350 dually yesterday, because crude oil prices have spiked big time today.

    West Texas Intermediate (WTI, futures CL1) is up +$7.33 to 107.26/bbl, and Brent crude (futures BRN1) is up +$6.04 to $110.44.

    The difference between WTI "light sweet crude" and Brent crude oil is that WTI is better for refining into gasoline, Brent is thicker and better for refining into diesel.

    I guess this is what fighting a war with AI looks like. #Standoff #Horseshit #FUBAR

  13. Hope you filled up the diesel F-350 dually yesterday, because crude oil prices have spiked big time today.

    West Texas Intermediate (WTI, futures CL1) is up +$7.33 to 107.26/bbl, and Brent crude (futures BRN1) is up +$6.04 to $110.44.

    The difference between WTI "light sweet crude" and Brent crude oil is that WTI is better for refining into gasoline, Brent is thicker and better for refining into diesel.

    I guess this is what fighting a war with AI looks like. #Standoff #Horseshit #FUBAR

  14. Hope you filled up the diesel F-350 dually yesterday, because crude oil prices have spiked big time today.

    West Texas Intermediate (WTI, futures CL1) is up +$7.33 to 107.26/bbl, and Brent crude (futures BRN1) is up +$6.04 to $110.44.

    The difference between WTI "light sweet crude" and Brent crude oil is that WTI is better for refining into gasoline, Brent is thicker and better for refining into diesel.

    I guess this is what fighting a war with AI looks like. #Standoff #Horseshit #FUBAR

  15. Hope you filled up the diesel F-350 dually yesterday, because crude oil prices have spiked big time today.

    West Texas Intermediate (WTI, futures CL1) is up +$7.33 to 107.26/bbl, and Brent crude (futures BRN1) is up +$6.04 to $110.44.

    The difference between WTI "light sweet crude" and Brent crude oil is that WTI is better for refining into gasoline, Brent is thicker and better for refining into diesel.

    I guess this is what fighting a war with AI looks like. #Standoff #Horseshit #FUBAR

  16. @Lily_and_frog @ai6yr I have a family member who swears (saw it on the Internets) that microwaves throw off nukes that fry your brain.

    I'm guilty when they're visiting and in the kitchen to turn it on and suddenly act like my brain is frying or I'm having a stroke. They know I don't do conspiracy theories, I like to rub it in.

    And yet, I am still alive. I've cooked my bacon in it for decades, so if I'm getting nuked, I should be pushing up Daisies by now.

    #Radioactive #TastyNukes #Horseshit

  17. @Lily_and_frog @ai6yr I have a family member who swears (saw it on the Internets) that microwaves throw off nukes that fry your brain.

    I'm guilty when they're visiting and in the kitchen to turn it on and suddenly act like my brain is frying or I'm having a stroke. They know I don't do conspiracy theories, I like to rub it in.

    And yet, I am still alive. I've cooked my bacon in it for decades, so if I'm getting nuked, I should be pushing up Daisies by now.

    #Radioactive #TastyNukes #Horseshit

  18. @Lily_and_frog @ai6yr I have a family member who swears (saw it on the Internets) that microwaves throw off nukes that fry your brain.

    I'm guilty when they're visiting and in the kitchen to turn it on and suddenly act like my brain is frying or I'm having a stroke. They know I don't do conspiracy theories, I like to rub it in.

    And yet, I am still alive. I've cooked my bacon in it for decades, so if I'm getting nuked, I should be pushing up Daisies by now.

    #Radioactive #TastyNukes #Horseshit

  19. @Lily_and_frog @ai6yr I have a family member who swears (saw it on the Internets) that microwaves throw off nukes that fry your brain.

    I'm guilty when they're visiting and in the kitchen to turn it on and suddenly act like my brain is frying or I'm having a stroke. They know I don't do conspiracy theories, I like to rub it in.

    And yet, I am still alive. I've cooked my bacon in it for decades, so if I'm getting nuked, I should be pushing up Daisies by now.

    #Radioactive #TastyNukes #Horseshit

  20. @Lily_and_frog @ai6yr I have a family member who swears (saw it on the Internets) that microwaves throw off nukes that fry your brain.

    I'm guilty when they're visiting and in the kitchen to turn it on and suddenly act like my brain is frying or I'm having a stroke. They know I don't do conspiracy theories, I like to rub it in.

    And yet, I am still alive. I've cooked my bacon in it for decades, so if I'm getting nuked, I should be pushing up Daisies by now.

    #Radioactive #TastyNukes #Horseshit

  21. How fucked up is the healthcare system in the US? Like this. This is a message I sent to my bf.

    ====
    Good god.... I'm trying to get my ducks in a row for when my Medicare goes away, and it is fucking infuriating. One site tells me to go to the other site. Then I put in applications but I'm rejected. I talk to a guy on the phone and he tells me to go to yet another site, and to call another phone number. I call the phone number and they tell me it is faster to use the site. I use the site, and the only option I see is to apply for Medicaid, which I KNOW I CANNOT GET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 🤬
    ====

    #Medicare #Medicaid #USHealthcare #FuckedUp #shit #bullshit #horseshit #dogshit #catshit #AllTheShits

  22. How fucked up is the healthcare system in the US? Like this. This is a message I sent to my bf.

    ====
    Good god.... I'm trying to get my ducks in a row for when my Medicare goes away, and it is fucking infuriating. One site tells me to go to the other site. Then I put in applications but I'm rejected. I talk to a guy on the phone and he tells me to go to yet another site, and to call another phone number. I call the phone number and they tell me it is faster to use the site. I use the site, and the only option I see is to apply for Medicaid, which I KNOW I CANNOT GET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 🤬
    ====

    #Medicare #Medicaid #USHealthcare #FuckedUp #shit #bullshit #horseshit #dogshit #catshit #AllTheShits

  23. How fucked up is the healthcare system in the US? Like this. This is a message I sent to my bf.

    ====
    Good god.... I'm trying to get my ducks in a row for when my Medicare goes away, and it is fucking infuriating. One site tells me to go to the other site. Then I put in applications but I'm rejected. I talk to a guy on the phone and he tells me to go to yet another site, and to call another phone number. I call the phone number and they tell me it is faster to use the site. I use the site, and the only option I see is to apply for Medicaid, which I KNOW I CANNOT GET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 🤬
    ====

    #Medicare #Medicaid #USHealthcare #FuckedUp #shit #bullshit #horseshit #dogshit #catshit #AllTheShits

  24. How fucked up is the healthcare system in the US? Like this. This is a message I sent to my bf.

    ====
    Good god.... I'm trying to get my ducks in a row for when my Medicare goes away, and it is fucking infuriating. One site tells me to go to the other site. Then I put in applications but I'm rejected. I talk to a guy on the phone and he tells me to go to yet another site, and to call another phone number. I call the phone number and they tell me it is faster to use the site. I use the site, and the only option I see is to apply for Medicaid, which I KNOW I CANNOT GET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 🤬
    ====

    #Medicare #Medicaid #USHealthcare #FuckedUp #shit #bullshit #horseshit #dogshit #catshit #AllTheShits

  25. The Chump asskisser bows down to smootch the nicest end off the Kremlin goatfucker, all while Xi having a laugh getting a popcorn refill.

    #pop #politics #monday #snacks #horseshit #worldleaders #dkpol #stateoftheworld

  26. The Chump asskisser bows down to smootch the nicest end off the Kremlin goatfucker, all while Xi having a laugh getting a popcorn refill.

    #pop #politics #monday #snacks #horseshit #worldleaders #dkpol #stateoftheworld

  27. The Chump asskisser bows down to smootch the nicest end off the Kremlin goatfucker, all while Xi having a laugh getting a popcorn refill.

    #pop #politics #monday #snacks #horseshit #worldleaders #dkpol #stateoftheworld

  28. The Chump asskisser bows down to smootch the nicest end off the Kremlin goatfucker, all while Xi having a laugh getting a popcorn refill.

    #pop #politics #monday #snacks #horseshit #worldleaders #dkpol #stateoftheworld

  29. CW: A little everyday #USA #sweary

    #microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
    ---
    Learn about new commerce

    Partners now have a choice:
    + They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
    + They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

    Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
    ---

    #Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

    When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

    Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

    'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

    'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

    'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

    'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.

  30. CW: A little everyday #USA #sweary

    #microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
    ---
    Learn about new commerce

    Partners now have a choice:
    + They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
    + They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

    Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
    ---

    #Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

    When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

    Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

    'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

    'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

    'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

    'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.

  31. CW: A little everyday #USA #sweary

    #microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
    ---
    Learn about new commerce

    Partners now have a choice:
    + They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
    + They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

    Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
    ---

    #Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

    When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

    Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

    'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

    'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

    'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

    'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.

  32. CW: A little everyday #USA #sweary

    #microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
    ---
    Learn about new commerce

    Partners now have a choice:
    + They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
    + They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

    Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
    ---

    #Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

    When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

    Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

    'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

    'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

    'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

    'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.

  33. CW: A little everyday #USA #sweary

    #microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
    ---
    Learn about new commerce

    Partners now have a choice:
    + They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
    + They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

    Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
    ---

    #Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

    When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

    Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

    'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

    'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

    'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

    'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.

  34. #AndBoomGoesTheBorderBullshit!

    <voice=Ed Sullivan>Tonight we have a really big shoe for you folks. And it's going right up #MTG's #Horseshit chute.</voice>

    #sotu

  35. #AndBoomGoesTheBorderBullshit!

    <voice=Ed Sullivan>Tonight we have a really big shoe for you folks. And it's going right up #MTG's #Horseshit chute.</voice>

    #sotu

  36. !

    <voice=Ed Sullivan>Tonight we have a really big shoe for you folks. And it's going right up 's chute.</voice>

  37. #AndBoomGoesTheBorderBullshit!

    <voice=Ed Sullivan>Tonight we have a really big shoe for you folks. And it's going right up #MTG's #Horseshit chute.</voice>

    #sotu