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  1. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  2. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  3. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  4. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  5. Artemis moon base will cover 'hundreds of square miles' with hopping drones and new lunar rovers, NASA says
    atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug
    <p>NASA envisions its moon base covering hundreds of square miles
    #hundreds #hopping #square #drones

  6. Artemis moon base will cover 'hundreds of square miles' with hopping drones and new lunar rovers, NASA says
    atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug
    <p>NASA envisions its moon base covering hundreds of square miles
    #hundreds #hopping #square #drones

  7. Scientists just solved a tricky asteroid-hopping spacecraft riddle
    atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug
    <p>Plotting the optimal trajectory to visit multiple asteroids is a fiendishly difficult take on the
    #scientists #spacecraft #asteroid #hopping

  8. Scientists just solved a tricky asteroid-hopping spacecraft riddle
    atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug
    <p>Plotting the optimal trajectory to visit multiple asteroids is a fiendishly difficult take on the
    #scientists #spacecraft #asteroid #hopping

  9. kita terus-menerus gonta-ganti distro Linux? Artikel ini mengulas distro hopping bukan sebagai preferensi, melainkan sebagai gejala fragmentasi ekosistem Linux.

    #fediverse #Distro #Hopping #Penyakit

    dalam.web.id/sistem-terbuka/di

  10. Pleistocene-Age Fossils Reveal Hopping Wasn’t Just for Small Kangaroos

    New research by paleontologists from the University of Bristol, the University of Manchester and the University of Melbourne…
    #NewsBeep #News #Science #AU #Australia #Bone #fossil #Giantkangaroo #Hindlimb #Hopping #kangaroo #Locomotion #Marsupial #Pleistocene #Protemnodon #Tendon
    newsbeep.com/au/433236/

  11. Mengapa kita terus-menerus gonta-ganti distro Linux? Artikel ini mengulas distro hopping bukan sebagai preferensi, melainkan sebagai gejala fragmentasi ekosistem Linux.

    #fediverse #Repost #SistemTerbuka #Distro #Hopping #Penyakit

    dalam.web.id/artikel/distro-ho

  12. #Hopping #ĐangTìm

    🚀 Tôi đang tìm 12-14 nghiêm đủ điều kiện để thử nghiệm app so sánh thức ăn mới “ThisRThat”. Thời gian thử nghiệm 14 ngày. Hãy gắn baj Sunderland mình nếu bạn muốn thử. #App #GooglePlayBeta #ThứcẨn

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    #FoodTech #SoSánhThứcĂn #GooglePlay #AppMới #NghiệmThử #ThứcĂnSứcKhỏe

    reddit.com/r/SideProject/comme

  13. "#AGG-#Hopping auf dem Rückzug?"

    Mein Kollege Dr. Jan Veegers-Wilhelm mit einer kurzen Besprechung der Entscheidung des BAG v. 19.09.2024 – 8 AZR 21/24.

    seitzpartner.de/blog/agg-hoppi

  14. "#AGG-#Hopping auf dem Rückzug?"

    Mein Kollege Dr. Jan Veegers-Wilhelm mit einer kurzen Besprechung der Entscheidung des BAG v. 19.09.2024 – 8 AZR 21/24.

    seitzpartner.de/blog/agg-hoppi

  15. "#AGG-#Hopping auf dem Rückzug?"

    Mein Kollege Dr. Jan Veegers-Wilhelm mit einer kurzen Besprechung der Entscheidung des BAG v. 19.09.2024 – 8 AZR 21/24.

    seitzpartner.de/blog/agg-hoppi

  16. "#AGG-#Hopping auf dem Rückzug?"

    Mein Kollege Dr. Jan Veegers-Wilhelm mit einer kurzen Besprechung der Entscheidung des BAG v. 19.09.2024 – 8 AZR 21/24.

    seitzpartner.de/blog/agg-hoppi

  17. "#AGG-#Hopping auf dem Rückzug?"

    Mein Kollege Dr. Jan Veegers-Wilhelm mit einer kurzen Besprechung der Entscheidung des BAG v. 19.09.2024 – 8 AZR 21/24.

    seitzpartner.de/blog/agg-hoppi

  18. Behold Self-Synchronizing, Air-Flopping Limbs That Hop and Swim - Dutch research institute [AMOLF] shows off a small robot capable of walking, hoppi... - hackaday.com/2025/05/23/behold #softrobotics #robotshacks #swimming #hopping #gait #air

  19. Behold Self-Synchronizing, Air-Flopping Limbs That Hop and Swim - Dutch research institute [AMOLF] shows off a small robot capable of walking, hoppi... - hackaday.com/2025/05/23/behold #softrobotics #robotshacks #swimming #hopping #gait #air

  20. Behold Self-Synchronizing, Air-Flopping Limbs That Hop and Swim - Dutch research institute [AMOLF] shows off a small robot capable of walking, hoppi... - hackaday.com/2025/05/23/behold #softrobotics #robotshacks #swimming #hopping #gait #air

  21. Behold Self-Synchronizing, Air-Flopping Limbs That Hop and Swim - Dutch research institute [AMOLF] shows off a small robot capable of walking, hoppi... - hackaday.com/2025/05/23/behold #softrobotics #robotshacks #swimming #hopping #gait #air

  22. Behold Self-Synchronizing, Air-Flopping Limbs That Hop and Swim - Dutch research institute [AMOLF] shows off a small robot capable of walking, hoppi... - hackaday.com/2025/05/23/behold #softrobotics #robotshacks #swimming #hopping #gait #air

  23. Subscription hopping is strategically rotating your streaming services throughout the year, rather than staying subscribed to multiple platforms simultaneously. You could save over 70% next year.

    #streaming #subscription #hopping #netflix #primevideo
    techradar.com/streaming/how-to

  24. Subscription hopping is strategically rotating your streaming services throughout the year, rather than staying subscribed to multiple platforms simultaneously. You could save over 70% next year.

    #streaming #subscription #hopping #netflix #primevideo
    techradar.com/streaming/how-to

  25. Subscription hopping is strategically rotating your streaming services throughout the year, rather than staying subscribed to multiple platforms simultaneously. You could save over 70% next year.

    #streaming #subscription #hopping #netflix #primevideo
    techradar.com/streaming/how-to

  26. Subscription hopping is strategically rotating your streaming services throughout the year, rather than staying subscribed to multiple platforms simultaneously. You could save over 70% next year.

    #streaming #subscription #hopping #netflix #primevideo
    techradar.com/streaming/how-to

  27. Subscription hopping is strategically rotating your streaming services throughout the year, rather than staying subscribed to multiple platforms simultaneously. You could save over 70% next year.

    #streaming #subscription #hopping #netflix #primevideo
    techradar.com/streaming/how-to

  28. Dear #Linux before breakfast friends, :ablobcouple:

    Why use, not use or amuse #Penguin #empowered hardware? :ablobsunglasses:

    Here is my #stirring #story from Windows to Linux user, be interested in ‘earing yours? :abloblurk:

    I am #familiar with many #versions of Linux. The first one I tried was #Slackware which I installed from an already out dated #CD. It took me 5 weeks to sort of get a browser (#Netscape I seem to remember) on half the screen. I was #curious and my computer friends looked at this rather pathetic display with pity and #incomprehension. What madness was this? :byebrows:

    I continued, getting Linux Magazine and realising I could barely understand 5% of what was being discussed.

    I was a beginner again. So began #distro #hopping with very condescending ‘help’ from the penguinated.

    However …

    One pre alpha distro was able to provide me with advice on my numerous #questions. Eventually I settled on using this distro, once I got it working at speed. Puppy Linux. :ablobdancer:

    #Puppy was small, VERY fast and continually different. As far as I was concerned if a distro was slow, why not use Windows or Apple? :ablobslurp:

    I still distro hopped but worked very hard for much of the required donkey work for Puppy. I was #fascinated by programming languages but not much of a programmer. So it was mainly #Wiki, #forums and helping #noobs, which is were Puppy became much friendlier and usable. 🤣

    After many #experiences, too many to go into I am now using a rolling release, #Manjaro, #Raspbian for my #Raspberry Pi’s and one olde computer with Puppy. Barry Kauler who created Puppy is now working on #EasyOS. However I am retired from new experimental distros. Now I prefer my Windows free #choice as I move towards #FOSS. Free and Open Source Software.

    Quite a ride … How is yours going? :_stars:

  29. Dear #Linux before breakfast friends, :ablobcouple:

    Why use, not use or amuse #Penguin #empowered hardware? :ablobsunglasses:

    Here is my #stirring #story from Windows to Linux user, be interested in ‘earing yours? :abloblurk:

    I am #familiar with many #versions of Linux. The first one I tried was #Slackware which I installed from an already out dated #CD. It took me 5 weeks to sort of get a browser (#Netscape I seem to remember) on half the screen. I was #curious and my computer friends looked at this rather pathetic display with pity and #incomprehension. What madness was this? :byebrows:

    I continued, getting Linux Magazine and realising I could barely understand 5% of what was being discussed.

    I was a beginner again. So began #distro #hopping with very condescending ‘help’ from the penguinated.

    However …

    One pre alpha distro was able to provide me with advice on my numerous #questions. Eventually I settled on using this distro, once I got it working at speed. Puppy Linux. :ablobdancer:

    #Puppy was small, VERY fast and continually different. As far as I was concerned if a distro was slow, why not use Windows or Apple? :ablobslurp:

    I still distro hopped but worked very hard for much of the required donkey work for Puppy. I was #fascinated by programming languages but not much of a programmer. So it was mainly #Wiki, #forums and helping #noobs, which is were Puppy became much friendlier and usable. 🤣

    After many #experiences, too many to go into I am now using a rolling release, #Manjaro, #Raspbian for my #Raspberry Pi’s and one olde computer with Puppy. Barry Kauler who created Puppy is now working on #EasyOS. However I am retired from new experimental distros. Now I prefer my Windows free #choice as I move towards #FOSS. Free and Open Source Software.

    Quite a ride … How is yours going? :_stars:

  30. Dear #Linux before breakfast friends, :ablobcouple:

    Why use, not use or amuse #Penguin #empowered hardware? :ablobsunglasses:

    Here is my #stirring #story from Windows to Linux user, be interested in ‘earing yours? :abloblurk:

    I am #familiar with many #versions of Linux. The first one I tried was #Slackware which I installed from an already out dated #CD. It took me 5 weeks to sort of get a browser (#Netscape I seem to remember) on half the screen. I was #curious and my computer friends looked at this rather pathetic display with pity and #incomprehension. What madness was this? :byebrows:

    I continued, getting Linux Magazine and realising I could barely understand 5% of what was being discussed.

    I was a beginner again. So began #distro #hopping with very condescending ‘help’ from the penguinated.

    However …

    One pre alpha distro was able to provide me with advice on my numerous #questions. Eventually I settled on using this distro, once I got it working at speed. Puppy Linux. :ablobdancer:

    #Puppy was small, VERY fast and continually different. As far as I was concerned if a distro was slow, why not use Windows or Apple? :ablobslurp:

    I still distro hopped but worked very hard for much of the required donkey work for Puppy. I was #fascinated by programming languages but not much of a programmer. So it was mainly #Wiki, #forums and helping #noobs, which is were Puppy became much friendlier and usable. 🤣

    After many #experiences, too many to go into I am now using a rolling release, #Manjaro, #Raspbian for my #Raspberry Pi’s and one olde computer with Puppy. Barry Kauler who created Puppy is now working on #EasyOS. However I am retired from new experimental distros. Now I prefer my Windows free #choice as I move towards #FOSS. Free and Open Source Software.

    Quite a ride … How is yours going? :_stars: