#homofortheholidays — Public Fediverse posts

Father-in-law: Do you want to put the glaze on the ham, Dottie?

Mother-in-law: You can do it, Lowell.

Mother-in-law: *waits until Lowell starts glazing ham, goes into kitchen and tells him he's doing it wrong*

#homofortheholidays #inlaws

I did not bring sufficient quantity or variety of drugs. #inlaws #homofortheholidays

My sister-in-law's name got dropped from the blessing before dinner. #stillthefavorite #homofortheholidays
😂🤣😂

Aaaaand we're off! #homofortheholidays #thanksgiving

When I get home I am going to grab life by the remote control and never let go... #inlaws #thanksgiving #homofortheholidays

Mother-in-law hates the blue of somebody's Christmas lights with the heat of a thousand sun. I don't even like Christmas and I feel she's being harsh. #inlaws #gay #thanksgiving #homofortheholidays

#TFW you're pushed back into your car seat as the #inlaws start bickering and your husband slams on the gas to get to the restaurant faster. 😳😂 #thanksgiving #homofortheholidays

F-I-L, after getting off the phone with hubby's brother in NC: "Those Southern people, they like that smoked turkey. I like it, but I don't like it." 🤨
#thanksgiving #inlaws #pa #johnstown #gay #homofortheholidays

Ah, yes. The dulcet tone of my mother-in-law's voice at 6:30am as she says in her morning stage whisper, "Are you awake?" #inlaws #pa #johnstown #thanksgiving #gay #homofortheholidays

Father-in-law is shitting on Häagen-Dazs ice cream. Chocolate chip has "too many chips." Similar complaint about butter pecan being "all nuts." #inlaws #thanksgiving #gay #homofortheholidays

Aaaaaand we're OFF! Stay tuned for the hilarity that will inevitably ensue. #inlaws #thanksgiving #gay #homofortheholidays #pa #johnstown

Ok! Christmas over! Time to go home!

Get.
Me.
The.
Fuck.
Outta.
Here.

#inlaws #homofortheholidays
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Why, yes, I'd LOVE to hear all the ways the NFL has ruined the game of football over the last 50 years. Again. And again. And again... #inlaws #homofortheholidays #killmenow

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! #homofortheholidays

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My expressed desire for a pizza (for Second Dinner, since we ate at 3:30pm) has been met with a lament about the secularization of society in the U.S. #inlaws #homofortheholidays

I miss holding the remote control. #inlaws #homofortheholidays

It's not quite 4:30pm. We finished dinner (and had the dishwasher loaded more than 30 minutes ago). Father-in-law is yelling at the TV about "the network" because the sound on the football game is too soft.
#inlaws #homofortheholidays

FUCK it's cold! #homofortheholidays #johnstown #pa

"Are we there yet?" #homofortheholidays

Hokay, been MIA because a lot of things have been going on.

1. Bought a house in another state!
2. Moved in this past weekend. It was a nightmare, had to make a second trip for the rest of our stuff. 15 hours of driving in 2 days 😭

But we made it! And, first official selfie in the new house! Also had my gay powers restored! 💅🏻💁🏻‍♂️

#gay #gaygeek #lgbtq #MastodonGay #gaymer #gaybear #beard #scruff #gamer #selfie #homeowner #homebuyer #homofortheholidays #proud #gaypowersrestored

Dog is my co-pilot. #homofortheholidays #dogsofmastodon

For anyone keeping track, we've moved past "everything used to be great then and it's all gone to shit now" to the "it was shit then and it's STILL SHIT" stage. #homofortheholidays #inlaws

My husband and I, at his parents', texting each other from across the room where his Dad is watching sportsball. I'm an hour from Pittsburgh. My friend Dennis is in the DC 'burbs. #homofortheholidays #inlaws

Husband's parents ask each other, multiple times a day, after knowing each other 60+ years, "Why do you have to be like that?" and I'm like 😬🤔😵🤯. #inlaws #homofortheholidays

Father-in-law: "What-all do they play in that World Cup? Is it just soccer?"

😳🫢😜😂🤣

#inlaws #homofortheholidays

My husband is about to do the traditional Thanksgiving candlelight dramatic reading of the lyrics to "Landslide." #homofortheholidays

Also, I am taking JUST A LITTLE too much pleasure in being able to load the dishwasher "correctly." #inlaws #homofortheholidays

Who made the rule that if you're older than 65, the water heater has to be turned up to 200 degrees? #inlaws #homofortheholidays

I am in Western PA at the #inlaws, and between the thermostat at 76, and the oven on for the turkey, I am wishing I brought shorts instead of the 4 sweaters I packed. #homofortheholidays #thanksgiving