#holidaytime — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #holidaytime, aggregated by home.social.
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It's time to re-re-re-re-rewatch
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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“On nights such as this, witches are abroad.
Well, not actually abroad. They don’t like the food and you can’t trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.”
Terry Pratchett; Wyrd Sisters
#DiscWorld #HolidayTime #Travel #GettingAwayFromIt -
Spending a day off getting lost in a maize maze 😊🌽 #familytime #HolidayTime
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We’ve moved into holiday accommodation for a few days.. Meg our whippet has the company of another dog. She is so deferring, she will not use the other’s, only her own bed, even if it’s standing on its end!
#whippet
#whippetLove #DogsOfMaston
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I just heard the best business-ese for leaving early for the holiday from a manager. "I am sure we all plan on sliding into our holiday this weekend so I am canceling our meeting Friday"
#slidingintotheholiday #whenmanagersgetit #goodmanagingskills #holidaytime -
2 quick goals for the #sabres. something im already thankful for #HolidayTime