#hogwashbooktwentythree — Public Fediverse posts

Lighten The Load (t) (p)

Birds generally are pretty light, however, when you get a couple of hundred perched on your arms, things can get heavy. Lemmy the Tree gives himself a little relief once a week by running bogus birdseed sale ads in the local paper. The birds fall for it every time!

Stansberry Lake, Washington 2016
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#Lighten_The_Load #LightenTheLoad #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #tree #Stansberry_Lake #photography

Fried (t)

The Green Hornet and the Green Lantern loved to cook when they weren't out doing the superhero stuff. So, it was only natural for them to join forces and open their own place.

Poulsbo, Washington 2016
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#Fried #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #The_Green_Light #TheGreenLight #sign #Poulsbo #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

The Light Came On (t)

It wasn't until this very moment that Junior understood what Dad meant by "you have to let go!"

Key Peninsula North, Washington 2016
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#The_Light_Came_On #TheLightCameOn #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #tree #Key_Peninsula_North #KeyPeninsulaNorth #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Fin Flipping

Esox Lucius was really excited to see that there was a place named after him. That is, until he realized people were buying his brothers and sisters and eating them. Disgusting!

Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Fin_Flipping #FinFlipping #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Pike_Place #PikePlace #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Into Daylight (t)

It's always unsettling emerging into daylight. You just never know what kind of exposure is awaiting you. Lately, it's been groups of people waving signs expressing the benefits of voting for Bill or Melania. Spooky!

Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Into_Daylight #IntoDaylight #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Pike_Place_Market #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Daza (p)

Jimmy is a gum taster. He's paid to decide which flavors and textures are used for production. He also works as a coffee taster. He does coffee in the morning and gum chewing the rest of the day. It's pretty obvious where he does his gum tasting.

Post Alley, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Daza #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #gum #Post_Alley #PostAlley #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hogwash #photography

Taking Options (p)

So, Caption Ahabit's plan was to use Sam the Squid as bait to catch Mobly Penis. Sam didn't think much of the idea and decided to pass on Ahabit's promise of book and movie deals.

Squid by Pat Wickline

Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Taking_Options #TakingOptions #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Squid #Pike_Place_Market #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle #Washington #King_County #Hogwash #photography

One Bite Away (t)

Cory the Cormorant sat on this post every day for the past five years. It gave him a perfect perch to rest and eat his catch. Unfortunately for Cory, Muncher the Killer Whale likes cormorants.

Southworth Ferry, Port Orchard, Washington 2016
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#One_Bite_Away #OneBiteAway #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Southworth_Ferry #SouthworthFerry #Port_Orchard #PortOrchard #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash
#photography

One (t)

Brontes took a job which required him to keep an eye out. He didn't realize his employer meant literally keep an eye out.

Cyclops Cafe & Lounge, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#One #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #sign #Cyclops_Cafe_Lounge #CyclopsCafeLounge #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash
#photography

Lift (t)

Once again, the "Move A Mountain" contest had no winner. It seems no one can come up with a crane design that will handle the load.

Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Lift #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #mountain #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Tingly Feeling (p)

Cooper swears this is the last time he goes to Madame Juju's Hair Safari to get his nails trimmed. There's just something about the place that puts him on edge. The experience reminds him of the time he peed on Mr. Olson's electric fence.

Bakersfield, California 2011
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#Tingly_Feeling #TinglyFeeling #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #dog #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #kerncounty #Hogwash #photography

Not Enough Pucker (t) (p)

Samuel G. Herkin made a ton of money transporting pickles to the Pacific Northwest. It probably had something to do with PNW cucumbers tasting like blackberries. Way too sweet for pickles.

Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Not_Enough_Pucker #NotEnoughPucker #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Puget_Sound #PugetSound #Seattle #Washington #Hog_wash #Hogwash #photography

Matter Of Taste (t)

It's a good thing the old spaghetti factory is still around. The new spaghetti factory uses tofu for it's noodles. Not the same!

Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Matter_Of_Taste #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #restaurant #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Jiffy (t)

This time of day always reminds Jacques of popcorn. He really likes butter!

Stansberry Lake, Gig Harbor, Washington
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#Jiffy #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #tree #Stansberry_Lake #StansberryLake #Gig_Harbor #GigHarbor #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Amped Up (p)

Once again, management had to rein in Snoody and Woodlock. The two are such enthusiastic employees. They get carried away during sales promotions. When they blew off old Mrs. Bigheadly's wig, well, it was time to intervene.

Sumner, Washington 2016
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#Amped_Up #AmpedUp #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #airplane #Sumner #Washington #Pierce_County #PierceCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Bent (t)

Slim "Gooseneck" Luminous loves the look of old wood, so, he was ecstatic to learn he got the job shedding light on old siding.

Gig Harbor, Washington 2016
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#Bent #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #light #Gig_Harbor #GigHarbor #Washington #Pierce_County #PierceCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Pick One (t)

Steve was absolutely positive this was the right building. Now, if he could just remember which brick he hid the million dollars under!

Los Angeles, California 2016
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#Pick_One #PickOne #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #brick #Los_Angeles #LosAngeles #California #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Need Some Relief (t)

George knew better than to go out beer drinking with the guys. Beer always made him feel bloated and strung up.

Port Gamble, Washington 2017
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#Need_Some_Relief #NeedSomeRelief #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #fish #Port_Gamble #PortGamble #Washington #Kitsap_County #KitsapCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

If I Only Had A Brain (t)

The Scarecrow's Mom always warned him to be careful what he wished for. Alas, Mom was right!

Ballard, Washington 2016
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#If_I_Only_Had_A_Brain #IfIOnlyHadABrain #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Ballard #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Sneaking In (t)

The Sun is so sneaky about this time of day. Always trying to slip into any crevice spoiling quiet solitude and making people squint.

Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, California 2016
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#Sneaking_In #SneakingIn #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Little_Tokyo #LittleTokyo #Los_Angeles #LosAngeles #California #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Grooming 2016 02 05 01 (t)

Clem was serious about his job; keeping the beach looking good! So, he was rather annoyed seeing these huge footprints in his sand. Almost like something you would see from a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Hahaha! Oh, crap!

Manhattan Beach, California 2016
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#Grooming #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #beach #Manhattan_Beach #ManhattanBeach #California #Los_Angeles_County #LosAngelesCounty #photography

Uncovered (t)

After a lengthy investigation, it was discovered that boats began disappearing just about the time Tray L. Or came to work in the yard. That's not to say management is accusing Tray of anything, but, it does seem a little odd.

San Pedro, California 2016
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#Uncovered #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #crane #San_Pedro #SanPedro #California #photography

Wired (t)

Ellen Illuminator doesn't do drugs, but, being in the proximity of a self professed coke head makes her hair stand up straight!

Balboa Pier, Newport Beach, California 2016
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#Wired #Hog_Wash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #sign #Balboa_Pier #BalboaPier #Newport_Beach #NewportBeach #California #Orange_County #OrangeCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography

Friendly Suggestion (t) (p)

Barney: "Look, Sam, I'm telling you, they make stuff called deodorant and you really need to look into it!"

Balboa, California 2016
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#Friendly_Suggestion #FriendlySuggestion #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Seagull #Balboa #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash
#photography

Critters Gotta Eat Too (t) (B/W)

Stone D. Mason has already decided the next time he builds he's going with a metal roof. Damn termites!

Shasta, California 2015
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#Critters_Gotta_Eat_Too #CrittersGotToEatToo #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Shasta #California #Shasta_County #ShastaCounty #Hogwash #Hog_Wash

Discount (t) (B/W)

Jeck and Beaker frequent Fat Belly's. Management gives them a discount. The only drawback is that they have to hang on streetlights in the month of October with pumpkins on their heads. October is a long month!

Portsmouth, New Hampshire 2014
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#Discount #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Portsmouth #New_Hampshire #NewHampshire #Hog_Was #Hogwash #photography

Birth Of The Shining (t)

An interesting fella lives here.

Bangor, Maine 2014
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#Birth_Of_The_Shining #BirthOfTheShining #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Bangor #Maine #Penobscot_County #PenobscotCounty #photography