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Rooftop (t)
Dammit, Horace. How many times do I have to tell you not to drive when you are on your meds and you've watched Son of Flubber?
Edmonds, Washington 2017
#Rooftop #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #car #Edmonds #Washington #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/21SWuhK
Labels (B/W)
Rattus really disliked being called a squealer by his mates. I mean, he only squealed one time and that was when he got his tail wrapped up in Mary Lou's curling iron.
Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017
#Labels #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #Rattus #Stansberry_Lake #Washington #Pierce_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/23f97in
Kozmic Blues (t)
Pearl just wanted a place she could hang out and chill. She found it one day while cruising in her Porsche.
Port Townsend, Washington 2016
#Kozmic_Blues #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #Rose_Theatre #Port_Townsend #Washington #Jefferson_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/F6xU3m
Hidden (p)
The locals told Samuel that on a clear day, he could see Mount Rainier from the harbor. Well, Samuel has poured a lot of money into local businesses waiting for a glimpse. The locals appreciate the money. Samuel is beginning to wonder if there is a mountain.
Gig Harbor, Washington 2016
#Hidden #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #Gig_Harbor #Washington #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/JhCEDP
The Lure (t) (p)
Twice a day, Loren the Lunker leaves his sheltered cove and consumes huge amounts of insects. Fishermen know this also, but, so far, Loren has avoided the artificial
flies tossed in his direction. Loren hasn't been around for 18 years by being stupid!
Wenatchee River, Leavenworth, Washington 2016
#The_Lure #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #Loren_the_Lunker #Wenatchee_River #Leavenworth #Washington #Chelan_County #photography
https://flic.kr/p/23egNR8
Lingering Threat (t) (p) (B/W)
The river looks pleasant enough. Unfortunately, the mountain whitefish love PCBs and, thus, people are still warned not to eat the fish. PCBs were banned decades ago, but, still linger in the food chain.
Winatchee River, Leavenworth, Washington 2016
#Lingering_Threat #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #whitefish #Winatchee_River #Leavenworth #Washington #Chelan_Countu #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/23egN7T
Catching The View (t)
If Leo got on his tiptoes and leaned out the window, he could see the mountains from his second story hotel room. Leo didn't look too often. He had to pick himself up off the ground several times and he's convinced the view isn't worth the fall.
Leavenworth, Washington 2016
#Catching_The_View #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #cloud #mountain #Leavenworth #Washington #Chelan_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/23egMrV
Limited Use (t)
As hard as it was to accept, Flake the Snowflake realized that work was very limited for him. He could pick up odd jobs during the Fall and Winter months, but, that was about it. The rest of the year, he just kind of puddled around.
Leavenworth, Washington 2016
#Limited_Use #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #Leavenworth #Washington #Chelan_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/229Bad3
Near Ignition (t)
Zeke could hardly wait for the festival to begin. Electricity really turned him on!
Leavenworth, Washington 2016
#Near_Ignition #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #bulb #Leavenworth #Washington #Chelan_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/DzsHnv
Tradition (t)
This post office was built in 1888 to provide a way for residents to send lumps of coal to their relatives who had been blacklisted. The activity primarily occurred during the month of December.
Cle Elum, Washington 2016
#Tradition #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #post_office #Cle_Elum #Washington #Kittias_County #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/DzsGJr
Eat It Or Throw It (p)
Fred loves taunting dogs. Nothing makes him happier than hearing the yip of frantic canines. Well, except maybe, the squeal of humans dodging flying pine cones which he drops from 100 feet above them. He has a pretty good aim and a high hit rate.
Stansberry Lake, Washington 2016
#Eat_It_Or_Throw_It #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #squirrel #Stansberry_Lake #Washington #Pierce_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/23bCaRd
Flame On (p)
Pyro M. Aniac just couldn't believe how lucky he was to live in a place where everyone started fires whenever they wanted. He was so used to having an Air Pollution Board restrict when he could burn that this just blew his mind. It almost took the thrill out of fire starting. Almost!
Key Peninsula North, Gig Harbor, Washington 2016
#Flame_On #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #flame #Key_Peninsula_North #Gig_Harbor #Washington #photography
https://flic.kr/p/22asBTj
Dropped From Above (t)
The conifers dreaded this day every year. The National "Eat A Hotdog In A Hot Air Balloon Day" festivities were always messy. Those guys really loved their mustard!
Camp Nelson, California 2011
#Dropped_From_Above #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #Camp_Nelson #California #Tulare_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/JiuxbT
Bovine Abode
Bossie The Cow got a really good deal on her new condo. She may have to do a bit of exterior painting before her friends visit. Maybe even repair the front door.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2005
#Bovine_Abode #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #fertilizer_plant #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/21SWft2
Lighten The Load (t) (p)
Birds generally are pretty light, however, when you get a couple of hundred perched on your arms, things can get heavy. Lemmy the Tree gives himself a little relief once a week by running bogus birdseed sale ads in the local paper. The birds fall for it every time!
Stansberry Lake, Washington 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/DzsNFX
#Lighten_The_Load #LightenTheLoad #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #tree #Stansberry_Lake #photography
Fried (t)
The Green Hornet and the Green Lantern loved to cook when they weren't out doing the superhero stuff. So, it was only natural for them to join forces and open their own place.
Poulsbo, Washington 2016
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#Fried #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #The_Green_Light #TheGreenLight #sign #Poulsbo #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
The Light Came On (t)
It wasn't until this very moment that Junior understood what Dad meant by "you have to let go!"
Key Peninsula North, Washington 2016
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#The_Light_Came_On #TheLightCameOn #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #tree #Key_Peninsula_North #KeyPeninsulaNorth #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Fin Flipping
Esox Lucius was really excited to see that there was a place named after him. That is, until he realized people were buying his brothers and sisters and eating them. Disgusting!
Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Fin_Flipping #FinFlipping #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Pike_Place #PikePlace #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Into Daylight (t)
It's always unsettling emerging into daylight. You just never know what kind of exposure is awaiting you. Lately, it's been groups of people waving signs expressing the benefits of voting for Bill or Melania. Spooky!
Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Into_Daylight #IntoDaylight #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Pike_Place_Market #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Daza (p)
Jimmy is a gum taster. He's paid to decide which flavors and textures are used for production. He also works as a coffee taster. He does coffee in the morning and gum chewing the rest of the day. It's pretty obvious where he does his gum tasting.
Post Alley, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Daza #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #gum #Post_Alley #PostAlley #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hogwash #photography
Taking Options (p)
So, Caption Ahabit's plan was to use Sam the Squid as bait to catch Mobly Penis. Sam didn't think much of the idea and decided to pass on Ahabit's promise of book and movie deals.
Squid by Pat Wickline
Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/F6xBjb
#Taking_Options #TakingOptions #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Squid #Pike_Place_Market #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle #Washington #King_County #Hogwash #photography
One Bite Away (t)
Cory the Cormorant sat on this post every day for the past five years. It gave him a perfect perch to rest and eat his catch. Unfortunately for Cory, Muncher the Killer Whale likes cormorants.
Southworth Ferry, Port Orchard, Washington 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/JhCu4k
#One_Bite_Away #OneBiteAway #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Southworth_Ferry #SouthworthFerry #Port_Orchard #PortOrchard #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash
#photography
One (t)
Brontes took a job which required him to keep an eye out. He didn't realize his employer meant literally keep an eye out.
Cyclops Cafe & Lounge, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#One #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #sign #Cyclops_Cafe_Lounge #CyclopsCafeLounge #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash
#photography
Lift (t)
Once again, the "Move A Mountain" contest had no winner. It seems no one can come up with a crane design that will handle the load.
Seattle, Washington 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/DzsAm6
#Lift #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #mountain #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Tingly Feeling (p)
Cooper swears this is the last time he goes to Madame Juju's Hair Safari to get his nails trimmed. There's just something about the place that puts him on edge. The experience reminds him of the time he peed on Mr. Olson's electric fence.
Bakersfield, California 2011
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/DzxzFP
#Tingly_Feeling #TinglyFeeling #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #dog #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #kerncounty #Hogwash #photography
Not Enough Pucker (t) (p)
Samuel G. Herkin made a ton of money transporting pickles to the Pacific Northwest. It probably had something to do with PNW cucumbers tasting like blackberries. Way too sweet for pickles.
Seattle, Washington 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/JhCtic
#Not_Enough_Pucker #NotEnoughPucker #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Puget_Sound #PugetSound #Seattle #Washington #Hog_wash #Hogwash #photography
Matter Of Taste (t)
It's a good thing the old spaghetti factory is still around. The new spaghetti factory uses tofu for it's noodles. Not the same!
Seattle, Washington 2016
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#Matter_Of_Taste #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #restaurant #Seattle #Washington #King_County #KingCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Jiffy (t)
This time of day always reminds Jacques of popcorn. He really likes butter!
Stansberry Lake, Gig Harbor, Washington
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/23bBVfu
#Jiffy #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #tree #Stansberry_Lake #StansberryLake #Gig_Harbor #GigHarbor #Washington #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Amped Up (p)
Once again, management had to rein in Snoody and Woodlock. The two are such enthusiastic employees. They get carried away during sales promotions. When they blew off old Mrs. Bigheadly's wig, well, it was time to intervene.
Sumner, Washington 2016
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#Amped_Up #AmpedUp #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #airplane #Sumner #Washington #Pierce_County #PierceCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Bent (t)
Slim "Gooseneck" Luminous loves the look of old wood, so, he was ecstatic to learn he got the job shedding light on old siding.
Gig Harbor, Washington 2016
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#Bent #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #light #Gig_Harbor #GigHarbor #Washington #Pierce_County #PierceCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Pick One (t)
Steve was absolutely positive this was the right building. Now, if he could just remember which brick he hid the million dollars under!
Los Angeles, California 2016
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#Pick_One #PickOne #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #brick #Los_Angeles #LosAngeles #California #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Need Some Relief (t)
George knew better than to go out beer drinking with the guys. Beer always made him feel bloated and strung up.
Port Gamble, Washington 2017
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#Need_Some_Relief #NeedSomeRelief #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #fish #Port_Gamble #PortGamble #Washington #Kitsap_County #KitsapCounty #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Sneaking In (t)
The Sun is so sneaky about this time of day. Always trying to slip into any crevice spoiling quiet solitude and making people squint.
Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, California 2016
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#Sneaking_In #SneakingIn #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Little_Tokyo #LittleTokyo #Los_Angeles #LosAngeles #California #Hog_Wash #Hogwash #photography
Grooming 2016 02 05 01 (t)
Clem was serious about his job; keeping the beach looking good! So, he was rather annoyed seeing these huge footprints in his sand. Almost like something you would see from a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Hahaha! Oh, crap!
Manhattan Beach, California 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/23cqbME
#Grooming #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #beach #Manhattan_Beach #ManhattanBeach #California #Los_Angeles_County #LosAngelesCounty #photography
Uncovered (t)
After a lengthy investigation, it was discovered that boats began disappearing just about the time Tray L. Or came to work in the yard. That's not to say management is accusing Tray of anything, but, it does seem a little odd.
San Pedro, California 2016
Full-size image: https://flic.kr/p/F7mxkA
#Uncovered #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #crane #San_Pedro #SanPedro #California #photography
Friendly Suggestion (t) (p)
Barney: "Look, Sam, I'm telling you, they make stuff called deodorant and you really need to look into it!"
Balboa, California 2016
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#Friendly_Suggestion #FriendlySuggestion #Hogwash_Book_Twenty_Three #HogwashBookTwentyThree #Seagull #Balboa #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash
#photography