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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #TheBFF has #Decided that we're having #KimChiAndNiceCheeseQuesadillas for #SupperTonight and #MyLittleBigBuddy is #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...

#NeverBeenBusier...

#ScaleForReference...

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#BeingScottish #BeingSpanish #AlsoBeingFrench #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #BeingEuropean #TotallyEuropean #EULaw #BeMoreViking #GeographyIsAFactor #PSiBoRG #CivilisationVI

#DontPanic...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today; #So...

We're going to have a #BigHairyCuddle; he's #VeryStinky and #Sweaty...

#MustBe all the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#IT's #NotAMystery... #CauseAndEffect

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #AgeOfConsent #AgeVerification #PrivacyPolicy

#DontPanic...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today; #So...

We're going to have a #BigHairyCuddle; he's #VeryStinky and #Sweaty...

#MustBe all the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#IT's #NotAMystery... #CauseAndEffect

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #AgeOfConsent #AgeVerification #PrivacyPolicy

#DontPanic...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today; #So...

We're going to have a #BigHairyCuddle; he's #VeryStinky and #Sweaty...

#MustBe all the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#IT's #NotAMystery... #CauseAndEffect

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #AgeOfConsent #AgeVerification #PrivacyPolicy

#DontPanic...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today; #So...

We're going to have a #BigHairyCuddle; he's #VeryStinky and #Sweaty...

#MustBe all the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#IT's #NotAMystery... #CauseAndEffect

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #AgeOfConsent #AgeVerification #PrivacyPolicy

#WhatTime is #IT, #FlavorFlav...?

#IT #MightBeTime to #PopAlong to #TheShed and #CheckIn with #MyLittleBigBuddy; #MakeSure his #ItchyArsehole is #Alright... #IT's #MostProbably #VerySweaty; #Because of all the #HittingThingsWithHammers...

#AndAllThat...

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...!

#BluebellSeason is #UponUs...!

#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

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#BeingLegal #WithConsent #MyDataIsMyData

#BTW: #TheBFF is #TakingABus to #MeetHisBuddy in #Eastbourne, which is #MilesAway...

#IT's a #NiceDayOut; they'll #Probably #HaveLunch #Together - #IT's #AnotherManDate...

#TheBFF's #Buddy is also in his 80s... He used to #Run #TheRoyalVauxhallTavern and #TheMarketTavern in #OldLondonTown... #AlsoRan a few #PubsAndClubs and a #BoutiqueHotel in #Brighton... #GoodPals with #PaulOGrady / #LilySavage

#HaveBusPass #WillTravel...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I will be #AtHome; #InTheShed, #HittingThingsWithHammers and #Banging... #LikeABarnDoor...

And, #GlobalDomination...

#IT's a #BusyBusyBusy #HappyHumpDay...

What are you #AllUpTo...?

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#TheJoyOfSox #AnotherPrideMonth #AllKiltsMatter

#IT's #DistinctlyPossible that #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient have been a #BitTooBusy #BusyBeingChinese for #Today; #So...

We shall #TakeABreak and #MyLittleBigBuddy can have #SomeExtraCuddles for #BeingSuchAHandsomeChap...

#Afterall; he has #SpentTheDay #HittingThingsWithHammers and he's #QuiteStinky in his #ShortShorts and #RugbySocks...

He #QuiteLikes #TheAttention, too...

#GlobalDomination can #Wait... #UntilLater...

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#BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #Polyamorous #StillNotRenting

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Doughnuts and #SomeWeather, and an #OxfordComma...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has had a #BusyBusyDay of #HittingThingsWithHammers; #SoMuchSo, he had to #PopAlong to the #LocalBakery and #BuySomeDoughnuts...

#So, #WeHaveDoughnuts...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn; #OrWhatever, with a #Semicolon... And, #PiratePower...!

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#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated #Still #WorkingAsIntended #TheYakuzaDoughnuts

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Invented a #NewCode... #Possibly a #NewSyndrome

#ItchyArseholeSyndrome...

#IT's #TotallySuitable for #TheWorkplace; #AtLeast, #TotallySuitable for #OurWorkplace... #AtHome... #InTheShed... #InTheGarage... #InTheGarden... #OutAndAbout... #WithFriends... #SomeFriends #MoreFriendlyThanOthers...

#ContextIsEverything and #AllContextsMatter...

#TrueFact...

#So...

#IT'll be #BreakfastTime soon... #Soonish™️

#IThink I'll #Wait until #MyLittleBigBuddy #SurfacesAgain from his #SleepyReverie...

#AndThen, we've got #StuffToDo; #OtherStuff on the #ToDoList, #Like #HittingThingsWithHammers...

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#JoinTheVikings with #PSiBoRG...!

We're #NaturallyAspirated; but, #DontForget... #AllTurbinesMatter...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers and is #AllSweaty and #Salty...

I #SuspectStrongly that we're going to #DoSomeSmurfing #AgainSoon...

#IT's a #Prophecy... And, #IT's #MovieNight for #CatInTheHaturday...!

#GetTheBeer... And, #SomeTequila...

#IT's going to be a #LongNight of #Smurfing...

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#CivilisationVI #TheCivilisedWorld #HitThingsWithHammers #VeryBigHammers #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #BhangraFriends...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has had a #VerySweatyMorning of #HittingThingsWithHammers; #So...

I'm #TakingHim up to #EeyoresWilderness to #BlowOffSomeSteam in #TheCompany of #AbsolutelyNoOne while we #Practice our new #Choreography...

That should #BurnOff the #Sammidges; #VeryNicely...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather for #TheMidWeekMidMorningBiscuitUpdate...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is #Stuck in a #GoodBook...

#IThink I'll be #Taking #MyLittleBigBuddy #OutForLunch; he's been a #VeryGoodBoy...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares and we're #FineForDiesel...

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#HeadOfCyberSecurity #NominatedBiscuitGuardian #HappyHumpDay #StillNotChristmas

#Meanwhile...

#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...

For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean

#Meanwhile...

#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...

For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean

#Meanwhile...

#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...

For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean

#Meanwhile...

#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...

For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingProvisioningNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #Provisions... #Provisioning...

#TheBFF is #HeadedHome with a #SlightDelay; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Doing the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Thing and #CaptainRedBeanBear is #LostInSpace...

There is #Soup in #TheFuture and a #Chilli... With #Bread; #LotsAndLots of #Bread... And, #Bacon

#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...

#Welcome to #Nopevember... #YouAreLate

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#MakeTimeForBacon

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyHalloweenNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #NearlyHalloween... #Again | #HalloweenAgain

#IT was also #JollySunny in #TheOutside, yesterday... #IF you #MissedIT; you #MissedIT...

That's #Autumn for you; #IT's #Still #DefinitelyAutumn...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has some #HittingThingsWithHammers on his #ToDoList... And then, there shall be #Cuddles; #LotsAndLots of #Cuddles...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

#IT'll be #TheWeekend #AgainSoon...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefnitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits...

#Mark, #TheBoilerGuy, and his son are #OnSite and #IT's a #WorkInProgress... #ProgressingNicely, #InPointOfFact...

There will be #NewToyJoy in #TheFuture with an #EstimatedReduction of 35% in our #GasConsumption... #TakeThatPutin...!

#TheBFF and I are #SoExciticated; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #TooBusy #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers to #BeExcited...

But, #MyLittleBigBuddy does #Like the #CommunalBathBubbles #Time that we #Share...

He'll be #JollyExcited then... He #UsuallyIs...

#Meanwhile, the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #FineForDiesel and we have some #SquirrelFood...

#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...!

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#Incidentally... And, on a #CompletelyIrrelevant #RelevantTangent...

#IHateWidgets... I #StillHateWidgets; they have #NoPlace in #WindowsForWerewolves...

But, #WidgetsExist, #Whether I #LikeThem #OrNot... The #WeatherWidget is #Fine; but #NotNearly #AsDetailed as the #WeatherApp, which is #ABitBusy... The #SuperfluousAds are #CompletelyUnnecessary...

#Thankfully, #MyHome comes with #WindowsIncluded; #So, I can #Always #SeeThroughThem... When #IT's #NotTooDark, which #IT is #Now...

#IfOnly that #GreatBigBallOfFire in #TheSky was #Working...

#Anyways... I'd #Best get the #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go; #Before #MyLittleBigBuddy #WakesUp for #AnotherDay of #HittingThingsWithHammers...

#DontForget; #RememberTheRules and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

700+#Miles #Later and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #Still #FineForDiesel...

#IT's been a #WetAndGrizzlyDay in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers...

But, these #Blackberries won't #PickThemselves...

I can #Sense that #CrumbleSeason is #NearlyUponUs...

#ZombiesLikeBrains... And, #Crumble...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews for a #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers; #So... #Maps; we #HaveMaps...

With #Treasure...

#LetsDo... #SomeColouringIn...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth, People...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler... #IT's #TheNewRules

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#Meanwhile...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today...

And, 500+ #Miles... #Later...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #SingleTank... We're #Definitely #FineForDiesel... #AtLeast... #ForNow...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFancyHatFalafelFurzdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers and #IT's also #JollySunny in #TheOutside... He shall be #SmellingStrongly of #FeetAndArseholes... #Later...

#Meanwhile, I get to go #YompingAndStomping, #Witch is #Nice...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden... #MyLittleBigBuddySaysSo and he's #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today...

#Meanwhile...

#TheGeneralConsensus is that #SteveBannon wants #SpaceKarenX to #HookHimUp with #KatyPerry... #InSpace...!

#IT's #OK; #ChatGPT will be #UpAgain... #Soonish™️... And then, you can get your #RobotOfChoice to #MakeUp the #QuantumHighlyWeaponisedBullcrap of #YourChoosing

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld is #Still #QuiteGoodFun... Even #MyLittleBigBuddy says so and he's #MoreAccustomed to #HittingThingsWithHammers for a #Living...

On a #PartiallyRelatedAlmostEntirelyIrrelevantTangent...

You'd #Think that after 14-years, #MyOtherOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️...

And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️

#IT's #Good; #WeHaveCake... #LotsAndLots of #Cake... We have #AllTheCakes...

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🎶​ #ReachOut and #TouchFaith...

#RobotInflatableJesus... | #HittingThingsWithHammers #AndAllThat

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#DepecheDood: Personal Jesus (Club 69 Remix)

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld is #Still #QuiteGoodFun... Even #MyLittleBigBuddy says so and he's #MoreAccustomed to #HittingThingsWithHammers for a #Living...

On a #PartiallyRelatedAlmostEntirelyIrrelevantTangent...

You'd #Think that after 14-years, #MyOtherOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️...

And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️

#IT's #Good; #WeHaveCake... #LotsAndLots of #Cake... We have #AllTheCakes...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpringTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #SpringTime... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed...

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...

#ComeOnDown and #Bring #RobotInflatableJesus with you; because #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNewNews... #IT's #TheWeekend...!

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers and is #Preparing to #Visit my #RomanCatholicMother... #IT can #Take #ManyManyMonths of #Preparation; because, #Reasons...

He wants to #MakeSure he #HasEnoughSocks... And, he wants an #EscapeRoute; #JustInCase...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpringTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #SpringTime... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed...

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...

#ComeOnDown and #Bring #RobotInflatableJesus with you; because #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNibblyNutsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #NibblyNuts...

#MyLittleBigBuddy was getting a #LittleFrustrated with #HittingThingsWithHammers #Today; #So... I #TookHimOut for some #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...

He's a #MuchHappier #LittleBigBuddyNow...

And, I got to #Munch on some #NibblyNuts; they're #VeryNibbly...

#NowPlaying: #LiarLiar

#AsYouWere | #NothingToSeeHere...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #NotTheWeekend...

#IT's been a #BitChilly in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...

#IT's #AlsoTrue to #SayThat; I'm only #OneSmokeFromHome... And, we're #FineForDiesel; we've also #GotWood...

#NowPlaying: #Painkiller - #YoureWelcome

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHomeAgainNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because we're #HomeAgain...

While #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is #Preparing #FishFingerSammidges for #Supper, I went to my #Local #GPSurgery to #Discuss my #SlightlyHigh #BloodPressure...

#BookingAnAppointment was #SimplicityItself and #VeryQuick (within 24-hours)... #MyGP recommended some #VeryCommon and #VeryCheap #Medication and some #SmokingCessation; but, because he was also #ChronicallyObese, I also #Recommended that he try #WorkingOut maybe #TwoToThree #TimesPerWeek and #NotSitting #BehindADesk #AllHisWorkingLife...

That seemed like a #FairTransaction, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

There will be a #FollowUp #InSoFar as I have an #ECG #Booked for #NextWeek and "they" also want a #UrineSample to #MakeSure I'm not #PreDiabetic, which I #AlreadyKnow I'm not...

He was #MightyRelieved to #Learn that he was #NotTheOnlyDoctor in #TheConsultationRoom...

#So... #That's #AllFine...

#AsYouWere... #KeepCarryingOn... | #SelfExamination #ZeroFallOut

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#BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you #SpeakSpanish; then #GetFediHired...

At #PSiReN-Group, we're a #BitBusy... #BeingRetired... #Shovelling and #HittingThingsWithHammers...

#IT was in #TheNews... From #MultipleSources with #Lots of #WhiteSpace

#YoureWelcome

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today and he's #Done #AllHisChores; #So...

He gets to #BeefUp his #NewBarbarian a #LittleBit...

#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..."

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24 with a #Diablo4World: #Update and #Biscuits...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has had a #GreatWeek of #HittingThingsWithHammers; he's #VeryGood at #IT...

#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...

You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️

#MakeTheMagickHappen...

#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..."

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#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow... #ShortShorts...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

#IT'll be #ChristmasSoon and even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap; we'll be on a #WarFooting...

#AdmiralRobBauer of #NATO #SaidSo...

What's #BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver...?

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today and he's #Done #AllHisChores; #So...

He gets to #BeefUp his #NewBarbarian a #LittleBit...

He's #DoingPrettyWell... #AllThingsConsidered...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #MoreSwashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️ and #TheRightStaff™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today and he's #Done #AllHisChores; #So...

He gets to #BeefUp his #NewBarbarian a #LittleBit...

He's #DoingPrettyWell... #AllThingsConsidered...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #MoreSwashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️ and #TheRightStaff™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#IT's #Still #QuiteGoodFun; #EspeciallyGood for #AllNightGamePlay in between #HittingThingsWithHammers... With #TheRightStaff™️

Get your #GlyphsOn...

#RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#FullOnPyromaniac... #ForTheNumbers...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24 #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

##IT's #Halloween... #Eve...!

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is making #SnozzidgesAndMash... With #OnionGravy...

#IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; especially #IF they "like" #Snozzidges... They're made with #Pork...

#IT's also #VeryDark in #TheOutside; because #IT's #NightTime...

#DontPanic... #IT'll be #LightAgain... #Tomorrow...

#TheForecast is for #SomeMore #SnugglySockWeather... | #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

While #MyLittleBigBuddy is #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed and #BeefingUp his #NewBarbarian; I can #GetBusy with the #PewPewPew and #TheBowSelector™️...

We're #HalloweenReady with #Portals and #SpookyStuff...

#Diablo4World is in #GreatShape; #LotRO, #NotSoMuch...

#LotRO (in case you've never heard of it, Lord of the Rings Online) - the #OfficialESport of #AbsolutelyNowhere...

"Made by #RacistHomophobes for #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...!"

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #Swashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBiscuitNotNews... With a #Diablo4World #Update #SpecialBulletin... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #HittingThingsWithHammers with his #NewBarbarian... #Again... With #QuiteALot [#TechnicalTerm] of #ShingShing...

He's #DoingPrettyWell... #AllThingsConsidered...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #MoreSwashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today and he's #Done #AllHisChores; #So...

He gets to #BeefUp his #NewBarbarian a #LittleBit...

#IT's #SomethingToDo while we're #Awaiting #TheNextInstalment of the #DragonAgeSaga, aye...

There shall be #Swashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... #BeAwareWolf...

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