#hismum — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hismum, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Borrowed the #PrideOrange #WarMachine to #Visit #HisMum...
#OnlyForBorrowsies; #NotForKeepsies...
#Phew; #IT's #JustAsWell that we're #FineForDiesel, aye...
#Meanwhile...
#PurpleThings #TasteOfPurple...
With #AllTheWinning... In #UltraHD / #4KFormat for #TheNext20Years; #OrSo...
With #TheRightStaff™️
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMiddleOfTheNightNotNews; #IT's #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere #NotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #JustTexted me #ToSay that he's #FindingIT #VeryDifficult to #Sleep at #HisMum's #House...#HisHairyArsehole is #Still #ABitItchy and #NeedsSomeAttention; the #KindOfAttention #Only a #MedicalProfessional can #Provide...
#IT's #NothingSerious; #IT can #Wait until I #PickHimUp #TomorrowEvening in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine...
#Meanwhile... #LawrenceOfArabia is #StillOn #TheBBC #iPlayer; #So, I'm going to #WatchIT... #OnMyOwn... #InMyOwnBed with #SnugglyJammies and #Biscuits...
#BTW: #TheGhostOfNHSEngland is on the #LookOut for #SomePeople to #Abuse and #Inflict another #ConstructiveDismissal on...
#So; "they/them" can #GoFuckThemselves... #AgainAndAgain... #OverThere in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...
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#TheGhostOfNHSEngland #SystemicFailure #FailureOfLeadership #Notflix
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #MightlyFrizzly and #QuiteMoist in #TheOutside... #TheBFF made #Homelettes for #Dinner; they're #LikeOmelettes... But, for #Men...
#Only for #MenWithBeards...
We have #SomeLeftovers... There were #TooManyMushrooms...
#Meanwhile, I've #Dropped #MyLittleBigBuddy over at #HisMum's #House; they have a #SignificantFamilyThing in #TheMorning, which should #RunOn into #TheAfternoon... #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #StayingOver at #HisMum's #Place #Overnight... I'll be #PickingHimUp #TomorrowEvening and #FollowingUp on his #ItchyArseSyndrome...
That means I get to #WatchSomeMovies all #TuckedUp #InBed... #InBedWithMaBiscuits... #Now that #AllMyDriving is #Done; I might #TreatMyself to a #NiceSingleMalt... And, a #Cigar...
#TheBFF is #DoingBFFThings...
#SnugglyJammies #Loaded and there's another #FreshPotOfCoffee to #WorkThrough...
#IT could be a #LongNight...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingInnocentsDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews and #SomeWeather...
We're #PartlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is such a #HandsomeBoy; he #LooksGreat in #ShortShorts...
#HisMum should be #VeryProud of #Him; under the #SnugglyBlankets you #BearlyNotice his #MassiveCock... #AtLeastUntil he #GetsExciticated...
He's been #PlayingVeryWell with #Others, too; #So...
He gets #BonusPoints and a #MincePie, while #TheBFF and I get to #EatStollen... #DecidedlyUnderwhelmingStollen from the #QatariSovereignWealthFund's #OutletStore in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...
#IT's #OK, we have #LeftOverPanettone from #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay2025...
#ForLater...!
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #StillNotHitler #BeingRight #SuperAwesome #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings
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#BTW: At the #Risk of #ChronicOverShare (#Whoops - #TooLate); #TheThing you #NeedToKnow about #HisMum (#MyLittleBigBuddy's #Mum) is that she #DoesNotBelieve that we #FeedHim #Properly...
#So... She can #LookAtTheEvidence and #Decide for #Herself...
#IT won't #Matter; he's #Still 6'4" and #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse with a #MassiveCock...
#SenseOfProportionControl with #PortionControl
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#AllTurbinesMatter #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #SnugglySockWeather
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Taken the #PrideOrange #WarMachine to #SeeHisMum; there's #TheBeastFromTheEast a'comin'...
He'll #KeepHer #SafeAndWarm... And, he's #AlsoTaken #OurLeftovers; #Because... Well, #IT's #HisMum...
And, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I get to have a #QuietNightIn... With #Biscuits #InFront of #MyOldDumbTelly...
#TheBFF has #GoneToBed with a #VeryGoodBook; #One of #OurFavourites...
#So... #That's the #NotNewsRoundUp; we #ToldYou #IT was #NotNews...
And, #SomeWeather...
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#BeingEuropean #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #StillNotHitler #BusyBusyBusy #NotBeingGerman #AtTheMoment #Soonish
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHomeAgainNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because #HomeAgain...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #HomeAgain with #NothingMuch to #Report...
• The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StillRunning #LikeADream;
• #HisMum is #MostlyFine; and,
• He can #ChangeBack into his #ShortShorts...#So... #ThatWasThat...
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