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Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hipster, aggregated by home.social.

  1. Oh wow, #developers are #leaving GitHub? 😱 Because, clearly, #Codeberg and #self-hosting are the trendy new must-haves for the #digital #hipster who can't resist the allure of obscure #tech. 🚀 Next up, they'll be trading in their laptops for etch-a-sketches because screens are too mainstream. 🙄
    howtogeek.com/why-developers-a #GitHub #trends #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Oh wow, #developers are #leaving GitHub? 😱 Because, clearly, #Codeberg and #self-hosting are the trendy new must-haves for the #digital #hipster who can't resist the allure of obscure #tech. 🚀 Next up, they'll be trading in their laptops for etch-a-sketches because screens are too mainstream. 🙄
    howtogeek.com/why-developers-a #GitHub #trends #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
    glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
    glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
    glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

  6. 🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
    glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

  7. 🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
    glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

  8. I'm not pop-cultured.
    No, I'm not a #hipster.
    I'm just a square,
    because I'm never a-round.

    Not very rad either.

  9. I'm not pop-cultured.
    No, I'm not a #hipster.
    I'm just a square,
    because I'm never a-round.

    Not very rad either.

  10. 🎶🥳 Congrats to Teenage Engineering for inventing a machine that lets hipsters create vinyl records with "superior sound quality"—because streaming isn't retro enough! 🤯🎉 Exclusive access is the name of the game, because who wouldn't want to spend a fortune on a device that makes music even fewer people will listen to? 📀🙄
    teenage.engineering/products/a #TeenageEngineering #vinylrecords #superior #soundquality #hipster #culture #musicinnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  11. 🎶🥳 Congrats to Teenage Engineering for inventing a machine that lets hipsters create vinyl records with "superior sound quality"—because streaming isn't retro enough! 🤯🎉 Exclusive access is the name of the game, because who wouldn't want to spend a fortune on a device that makes music even fewer people will listen to? 📀🙄
    teenage.engineering/products/a #TeenageEngineering #vinylrecords #superior #soundquality #hipster #culture #musicinnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  12. 🚀 Wow, #groundbreaking revelation: someone prefers #Claude over Figma! 🤯 Could it be that designing with Claude is like eating cereal with a fork—an #amusingly #inefficient choice? 🥣🔧 Or is it just that #Figma is too mainstream, and only true hipsters #design with Claude now? 😎
    blog.janestreet.com/i-design-w #revelation #preferences #vs #hipster #design #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🚀 Wow, #groundbreaking revelation: someone prefers #Claude over Figma! 🤯 Could it be that designing with Claude is like eating cereal with a fork—an #amusingly #inefficient choice? 🥣🔧 Or is it just that #Figma is too mainstream, and only true hipsters #design with Claude now? 😎
    blog.janestreet.com/i-design-w #revelation #preferences #vs #hipster #design #HackerNews #ngated

  14. Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
    maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

  15. Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
    maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

  16. Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
    maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

  17. Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
    maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

  18. Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
    maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

  19. Jostain pitää hipsteripisteitä kerätä, ja kun en oikein pienpanimo-oluita juo, varsinkaan julkisesti, enkä tahdo leukaan kasvattaa partaa tai ylähuuliin viiksiä, rupesin käyttämään kaverin takomaa nutturapuikkoa.

    Mutta pitäisikö kasvattaa pulisongit? Nyt voisi olla jo hienostuneen harmaat.

    Joskus tammikuussa olen kasvattanut Lemmy-parran (koska Lemmyaru), mutta ei sellaista kehtaisi aina pitää. Tai haluaisi. Yleensä muuten siis minulla on ajeltu naama.

    #pulisongit #hipster #naamakarvat

  20. An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
    crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

  21. An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
    crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

  22. An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
    crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

  23. An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
    crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

  24. An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
    crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

  25. CW: Hipster, Plastikwürste, Zivilsation

    war draußen und habe einen Hipster gesehen, der einen schneeweißen Spitz an einer Hundeleine aus rosa Plastikwürsten spazieren führte, und dachte, es ist nicht schade um diese Zivilsation

    #Hipster
    #PlastikWürste
    #Zivilisation

  26. 🤔 Ah yes, #TUIs are "back" – because nothing screams cutting-edge #innovation like reliving the #1980s. Apparently, they're the #tech equivalent of a hipster's vinyl collection: impractical, but oh-so trendy. 🕹️🎉
    wiki.alcidesfonseca.com/blog/w #Retro #Nostalgia #Hipster #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

  27. 🤔 Ah yes, #TUIs are "back" – because nothing screams cutting-edge #innovation like reliving the #1980s. Apparently, they're the #tech equivalent of a hipster's vinyl collection: impractical, but oh-so trendy. 🕹️🎉
    wiki.alcidesfonseca.com/blog/w #Retro #Nostalgia #Hipster #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

  28. 🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
    github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  29. 🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
    github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  30. ✨ "Behold, the WideluxX: Jeff Bridges' latest attempt to make 1990 #film #tech relevant again. 🌌 Because who doesn't want a camera with the convenience of a flip phone and the allure of a fax machine? 📠 Remember, it's not retro; it's 'contemporary'—like vinyl records, but more #hipster." 🎞️
    wideluxx.com #WideluxX #JeffBridges #retro #photography #HackerNews #ngated

  31. ✨ "Behold, the WideluxX: Jeff Bridges' latest attempt to make 1990 #film #tech relevant again. 🌌 Because who doesn't want a camera with the convenience of a flip phone and the allure of a fax machine? 📠 Remember, it's not retro; it's 'contemporary'—like vinyl records, but more #hipster." 🎞️
    wideluxx.com #WideluxX #JeffBridges #retro #photography #HackerNews #ngated

  32. Und dann war da noch der #Hipster #Rennradtyp mit tätowierten Beinen, der an der Ampel sich links vor mich stellt. Wird grün, Honk kommt nicht in sein Scheißpedal rein, gurkt rum und biegt dann noch rechts ab. Ich fahr dem fast ins Hinterrad weil ich mit so einer armseligen Performance nicht gerechnet habe. Auf mein "Das nächste mal vielleicht besser hinten anstellen." kommt dann etwas, was ich nicht verstehe aber sicher nicht nett war.
    Wie hätte er sich über einen Autofahrer aufgeregt?

  33. Und dann war da noch der #Hipster #Rennradtyp mit tätowierten Beinen, der an der Ampel sich links vor mich stellt. Wird grün, Honk kommt nicht in sein Scheißpedal rein, gurkt rum und biegt dann noch rechts ab. Ich fahr dem fast ins Hinterrad weil ich mit so einer armseligen Performance nicht gerechnet habe. Auf mein "Das nächste mal vielleicht besser hinten anstellen." kommt dann etwas, was ich nicht verstehe aber sicher nicht nett war.
    Wie hätte er sich über einen Autofahrer aufgeregt?

  34. Ah, the classic tale of "I read the source code, so now I'm a UV master" 🤓. This riveting 21-minute epic attempts to dazzle us with #Rust and #concurrency, but let's be real—it's just a hipster's #guide to reinventing the wheel with extra steps 🚴‍♂️✨. If only life were as fast as these #benchmarks claim! 🐢💨
    noos.blog/posts/uv-how-it-work #UVmaster #hipster #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

  35. Ah, the classic tale of "I read the source code, so now I'm a UV master" 🤓. This riveting 21-minute epic attempts to dazzle us with #Rust and #concurrency, but let's be real—it's just a hipster's #guide to reinventing the wheel with extra steps 🚴‍♂️✨. If only life were as fast as these #benchmarks claim! 🐢💨
    noos.blog/posts/uv-how-it-work #UVmaster #hipster #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

  36. 🥳🎉 Happy 15th #birthday to #Waterfox, the #browser that bravely defied the odds by doing... exactly what #Firefox does, but with a different shade of blue and a #hipster name. 🎈🔧 After 15 years of meticulously crafting a "transitional logo phase," we eagerly await their next groundbreaking innovation: maybe a celebratory font change? 🙄🎨
    waterfox.com/blog/15-years-of- #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  37. 🥳🎉 Happy 15th #birthday to #Waterfox, the #browser that bravely defied the odds by doing... exactly what #Firefox does, but with a different shade of blue and a #hipster name. 🎈🔧 After 15 years of meticulously crafting a "transitional logo phase," we eagerly await their next groundbreaking innovation: maybe a celebratory font change? 🙄🎨
    waterfox.com/blog/15-years-of- #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated