#hipster — Public Fediverse posts

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, #TUIs are "back" – because nothing screams cutting-edge #innovation like reliving the #1980s. Apparently, they're the #tech equivalent of a hipster's vinyl collection: impractical, but oh-so trendy. 🕹️🎉
https://wiki.alcidesfonseca.com/blog/why-tuis-are-back/ #Retro #Nostalgia #Hipster #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

✨ "Behold, the WideluxX: Jeff Bridges' latest attempt to make 1990 #film #tech relevant again. 🌌 Because who doesn't want a camera with the convenience of a flip phone and the allure of a fax machine? 📠 Remember, it's not retro; it's 'contemporary'—like vinyl records, but more #hipster." 🎞️
https://wideluxx.com #WideluxX #JeffBridges #retro #photography #HackerNews #ngated

Und dann war da noch der #Hipster #Rennradtyp mit tätowierten Beinen, der an der Ampel sich links vor mich stellt. Wird grün, Honk kommt nicht in sein Scheißpedal rein, gurkt rum und biegt dann noch rechts ab. Ich fahr dem fast ins Hinterrad weil ich mit so einer armseligen Performance nicht gerechnet habe. Auf mein "Das nächste mal vielleicht besser hinten anstellen." kommt dann etwas, was ich nicht verstehe aber sicher nicht nett war.
Wie hätte er sich über einen Autofahrer aufgeregt?

Ah, the classic tale of "I read the source code, so now I'm a UV master" 🤓. This riveting 21-minute epic attempts to dazzle us with #Rust and #concurrency, but let's be real—it's just a hipster's #guide to reinventing the wheel with extra steps 🚴‍♂️✨. If only life were as fast as these #benchmarks claim! 🐢💨
https://noos.blog/posts/uv-how-it-works-under-the-hood/ #UVmaster #hipster #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

🥳🎉 Happy 15th #birthday to #Waterfox, the #browser that bravely defied the odds by doing... exactly what #Firefox does, but with a different shade of blue and a #hipster name. 🎈🔧 After 15 years of meticulously crafting a "transitional logo phase," we eagerly await their next groundbreaking innovation: maybe a celebratory font change? 🙄🎨
https://www.waterfox.com/blog/15-years-of-forking/ #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Behold, the #IndieWeb POSSE piece: a brave odyssey into the chaotic labyrinth of infinite links and jargon! 🔍 Navigate through a maze of enthusiasm for #DIY websites everyone will forget by next week. 🤦‍♂️ It's the perfect handbook for the #hipster coder who thinks their blog will change the world—one unread post at a time. 📖✨
https://indieweb.org/POSSE #Coding #Blogs #Jargon #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎩 Oh look, someone decided that #Git wasn't complex enough and thought, "Let's slap #PostgreSQL on it!" 😂 Now you can turn your version control into a hipster's SQL #nightmare, while your codebase health is judged by an #AI with the attention span of a goldfish. 🙄💾
https://oseifert.ch/blog/building-pgit #hipster #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Fremantle Scales Music Game Show ‘Hitster’ With Series Orders From Germany, Netherlands and Canada (EXCLUSIVE)
#Variety #Global #MarketsFestivals #News #Fremantle #Hipster #JumboGroup #LondonTVScreenings #NewBe

https://variety.com/2026/tv/global/fremantle-hitster-rtl-deutschland-newbe-jumbo-group-1236672870/

🎩✨ "Java on #Lisp on Scheme"—because #stacking languages like a #hipster 🥞 is cool, right? Let's complicate things just to feel smug about it, while #GitHub #tools rescue us from the chaos we created in the first place. 🤖💥
https://github.com/atgreen/cl-kawa #Java #Scheme #HackerNews #ngated

How hipster millennial am I? Well, I threw out my back pouring my latte art.
#LatteArt #coffee #millennials #hipster #TheCruelPassageOfTime

@g I hated Discord before it was cool #hipster

Seventy-fifth Birthday Party for the late Marian Mertz, one of my dearest friends. 1995. #septuegenarian #seventies #birthday #birthdayparty #birthdayparties #birthdaycelebration #birthdaycelebrations #friend #friends #friendship #hipster #cool #kimona #party #parties #partying

Seventy-fifth Birthday Party for the late Marian Mertz, one of my dearest friends. 1995. #septuegenarian #seventies #birthday #birthdayparty #birthdayparties #birthdaycelebration #birthdaycelebrations #friend #friends #friendship #hipster #cool #kimona #party #parties #partying

🐢 So, some #hipster decided to reinvent smoke signals using #Bluetooth. 🤔 They call it "bitchat"—because nothing screams cutting-edge like a #messaging #app that works only if you're within 10 feet of each other. 📡🚫
https://bitchat.free/ #tech #innovation #communication #gadgets #HackerNews #ngated

HIPSTER

In den 70ern war es der grüne Parka und lange Haare.
Als sei man grad zu einem lässigen, aber extrem wichtigen Meeting mit Fidel Castro unterwegs.

In den 80ern kam man in zerschlissenen Klamotten, Wanderschuhen und Rucksack in die Disco.
Als sei man grad vom Kilimanscharo runter und mache Station vor einer Urwalddurchquerung.

An die 90er erinnere ich mich nicht mehr ⭐

Seit den 10ern darf man sich ohne Mac mit Ladekabel nirgendwo mehr sehen lassen.
💭 Digital Nomad, hä?

#hipster

⭐

Roe v. Slayed?

Bang and Olufsen Glass Bowl ver. 3.14159?

Ambient hyperpop shartcore acoustic nu-metal?

I may not be ready for this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LMc5Nxem2Ac

https://www.tiktok.com/@bkcoffeeshop

#Music #Hipster #Trendy #Portlandia #Brooklyn #Irony

If #Rapunzel was a #hipster.

#KätToon

Hipsters be like, "Why oh why didn't I take the chartreuse pill?"

#hipster #pill #chartreuse #RabbitHole #Kansas

In a world where every hipster's dream is to slap "open-source" on a knock-off, enter Penpot: the "Figma" clone no one asked for. 🤦‍♂️ Because clearly, what designers needed was yet another tool to pretend they're coding while sipping artisanal lattes. ☕💻
https://github.com/penpot/penpot #open-source #Penpot #Figma #design #hipster #tools #HackerNews #ngated

🎻 Oh, boo hoo! Yet another article whining about #Rust like it's the first #hipster to walk into the #coffee #shop. ☕️ Slow #compile times? Complexity? Welcome to #programming, do you want a participation trophy too? 🏆
https://bykozy.me/blog/rust-is-a-disappointment/ #Critique #Culture #Times #HackerNews #ngated

https://www.europesays.com/lv/50677/ Uzlādes tīkla izdzīvošanas jautājums, mazas baterijas jaunos elektroauto, katrs 5. jaunais auto Eiropā ir elektrisks – Uzlādēts #"toyota #Bizness #BMW #Business #Dacia #EMobi #EX90 #Hilux #Hipster #Honda #i3 #Latvia #Latvian #Latviešu #LatviešuValoda #LatviešuValoda #Latvija #LEAB #LV #Micra #Mobilly #Nissan #podkāsts #Renault #Renault5 #statistika #SuperN #Twingo #uzlāde #Volvo

AWK #tech notes: a riveting tale of why abandoning #GC #collectors is super cool 🚀. Apparently, #AWK is like a #hipster bash with some forbidden array-returning #magic, as learned from another guy's blog 📚. Who needs Python when you can AWK your way to obscurity? 😂
https://maximullaris.com/awk_tech_notes.html #obscurity #HackerNews #ngated

🍏🎵 Behold, the pinnacle of innovation: a 90s relic resurrected for OS/X, because who *doesn't* miss their #playlist crashing mid-song? 🤦‍♂️ Swiftly coded for the discerning #hipster who believes #retro inconvenience is the new black. 👨‍💻💥
https://github.com/mgreenwood1001/winamp #innovation #nostalgia #tech #HackerNews #ngated

In a bold move from the depths of obscurity, a team decides to pen their next masterpiece in #OCaml because apparently, it's the #hipster language of the #tech world. 🎩✨ They can't stop waxing poetic about their "faster plans" while eagerly searching for anyone who'll listen to their #niche #state #management ramblings. 🚀📜
https://stategraph.dev/blog/why-we-chose-ocaml #faster #plans #HackerNews #ngated

#hipster #cafes be like "we are proud to be a #community #establishment! 😊 think #local!! 😇 #everyone welcome!!! 🏳️‍🌈 #restroom for #customers only"

Not to brag, but I was yelling at clouds before the codgers made it cool.

#OldManYellsAtCloud #hipster #cool #codger #NotToBrag #brag

A 4,000-word manifesto on why #Emacs is the ultimate #hipster tool? 🙄 Spoiler: it's because you'll finally understand "extensibility" and "introspectability", which are just fancy words for "I've spent too much time customizing this editor." 🥴 So if you're into bragging about your text editor's #extensibility like it's a rare bottle of wine, this one's for you. 🍷🤓
https://blog.tjll.net/a-beginners-guide-to-extending-emacs/ #Tool #Customization #TextEditors #HackerNews #ngated

🎮🤖 Ah yes, because nothing screams "cool" like resurrecting a #ZX #Spectrum Toastrack in 2025 to relive the glory days of pixelated nightmares. It's like a #hipster time-travelogue for those who think playing Manic Miner on a relic from the past is the pinnacle of modern entertainment! 🤦‍♂️🙄
https://celso.io/posts/2025/06/28/toastrack/ #retro #gaming #pixel #art #nostalgia #culture #HackerNews #ngated

V Jedno Kafe, nejlepsi kavarne pro eurootce a euromatky, dneskem konci jedna era. Odchazi jejich nejlepsi barista, ktery ne-palacovou pobocku dost tahnul. Kavovym i socialnim skilem.

V kavovo-barovem svete Liberce to neni vyjimka. V provozech s nutnosti vysoke kvalifikace, hipsterske kavarny a bary, se toci personal dost casto. A dost casto z podobnych duvodu.

Zajimalo by me, jestli je to nutnost. Jestli majitele, aby neco vydelali, potrebuji "vecne brigadnictvo" a neni tam vubec zadna cesta profesniho i financniho rustu pro personal. Pak se scena trochu zatrese. Hipsterstvo se v protestu presune do konkurencnich podniku a jede se dalsi kolo.

Jednou si to chci vyzkouset a provozovat vlastni podnik. Jestli se mi povede dlouhodobe udrzet kvalitni personal, tak se k tomuhle postu a uvaham vratim.

#lbc #kafe #hipster #photo

Bought myself some jorts while in London. #coolCat #hipster #jorts #fashionista

And?
Which hypothesis about the spread of #hipsters do you think is the most likely?

#KätToon #Satire #Hipster

Was genau stört Dich hier? #Hipster aller Art fordern doch immer, dass das Land digitaler werden muss. Und jetzt macht‘s die alte Tante #SPD mal auf Bundesebene (wie von meinen Genossen und mir im #VOV schon 1995 vorgemacht) und schon bricht ein Shitstorm los, weil angeblich die „falsche“ Technologie verwendet wird? Nur weil Tomcat in Java und nicht in Javascript implementiert ist? Blödsinn!

From: @fluepke
https://chaos.social/@fluepke/114339227455314115

#Frage, rein hypothetisch, weil dieser vorlaute, neubärtige #Hipster aus der letzten Reihe mit bayerischem Migrationshintergrund wieder reinplappert... Dürfte #Markus #Söder eigentlich #Bundeskanzlerin werden, ohne richtig #Deutsch sprechen zu können? ;)
https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/k-frage-soeder-merz-100.html
#Wahl #Bayern #CSU

ADORO IL GENIO - AUGURI!

Happy Hipst... ah, no, era "Happy Easter!"

#adoroilgenio #1aprile #pasquetta#pasqua #hipster #uova #uovadipasqua #buonapasqua

Was haben Mamas #Söckchen damit zu tun?
Mit #Suicide #Silence Shirt
Mach mich doch nicht zum #Horst
Selma
Die Löwin
Beschissene Werbekampagnen
Capt. #Berlin
Bleibt anders
#Rassist:innen
Pseudo #Diversity
Touri #Hipster
Scheiß #Club
Der Ohrentaucher
voll mit FKK #Ossis
Die #Mama kommt nicht rein
Maschala
Lustiger am #Arsch
Ihr #Pisser
#Frau muß sich wehren gegen die aus #Nazi #Brandenburg
Bei 20% #Kanacken Quote hät #sie viel zu tun, wenn sie jeder #Bio deutschen #Kartoffel eine rein haut
#fckoff

Ich muss sagen, daß ich persönlich durchaus einige Anwendungsfälle für die #Greenforce Produkte habe bzw. hatte. Natürlich lässt sich deren Produktpalette für #vegane #Ernährung auch klassisch bewerkstelligen, aber hey, wenn es mal schnell gehen soll oder als eiserne Reserve, falls die Russen / Chinesen / sonstwer kommt…

Wie auch immer. Die Erfahrungen, die hier geschildert werden, decken sich 1:1 mit meinen, die ich im Falle einer Onlinebestellung hinsichtlich #MHD hatte. Faule Ausreden als Reaktion meiner Beschwerde, daß diese nicht eindeutig als knapp dran gekennzeichnet waren. Schade eigentlich, da ich die grundlegende Idee gut finde. Aber es gibt ja zum inzwischen zum Glück auch im Beitrag erwähnte Alternativen. Denn der #Kapitalismus bringt nicht nur die Zustände in den #Schlachthöfen und der #Fleischindustrie zustande, sondern kassiert bzw. vereinnahmt selbstverständlich auch die Alternativen. Und: Wir, die wir hier leben sind zwangsläufig Teil des Problems.

In dem Sinne: Lesenswerter Text. Macht was draus.

Was steckt hinter der Pulver-Revolution von Greenforce? 

Mit Veggie-Fleisch in Pulverform will Greenforce die Fleisch-Alternativen revolutionieren. Der Fußballer Thomas Müller und der Moderator Joko Winterscheidt haben investiert. Mit den Fakten nimmt es das Start-up allerdings nicht so genau.

https://letsflip.de/pulver-revolution-greenforce-vegan-fleischersatz-nutri-score/ #Lifestyle #Hipster #Veganismus #Kapitalismuskritik