#hipster — Public Fediverse posts

🚀 Oh, look! Another attempt at turning #C into a hipster-friendly #language with a fancy name, "fil-C"! 🤔 Because clearly, the problem with C is that it wasn't compiled with enough buzzwords. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are lining up to rewrite decades of #legacy #code just for the sake of it. 🙄🔧
https://domenkozar.com/2026/08/13/i-want-extern-fil-c/ #programming #fil-C #hipster #tech #trends #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, look! Another attempt at turning #C into a hipster-friendly #language with a fancy name, "fil-C"! 🤔 Because clearly, the problem with C is that it wasn't compiled with enough buzzwords. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are lining up to rewrite decades of #legacy #code just for the sake of it. 🙄🔧
https://domenkozar.com/2026/08/13/i-want-extern-fil-c/ #programming #fil-C #hipster #tech #trends #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING: We've discovered the hipster's #dream come true – a #microblogging platform so #minimalist, it makes Twitter look like a Shakespearean epic! 🌿 Just 280 characters to "express" your deepest non-thoughts with no JavaScript, because nothing says cutting-edge like embracing 1995 #web technology. 😂
https://textlog.cc/about #hipster #retro #tech #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING: We've discovered the hipster's #dream come true – a #microblogging platform so #minimalist, it makes Twitter look like a Shakespearean epic! 🌿 Just 280 characters to "express" your deepest non-thoughts with no JavaScript, because nothing says cutting-edge like embracing 1995 #web technology. 😂
https://textlog.cc/about #hipster #retro #tech #HackerNews #ngated

TypeStax: because what the world really needs is a #typography #tool that masquerades as #vintage audio gear 🎛️. Only available on desktops, because clearly the importance of font scaling is lost on those tiny mobile screens 📱🙄. Who knew designing harmonious type stacks could be this... hipster? 🎩
https://www.typestax.com/ #TypeStax #desktop #design #hipster #fonts #HackerNews #ngated

TypeStax: because what the world really needs is a #typography #tool that masquerades as #vintage audio gear 🎛️. Only available on desktops, because clearly the importance of font scaling is lost on those tiny mobile screens 📱🙄. Who knew designing harmonious type stacks could be this... hipster? 🎩
https://www.typestax.com/ #TypeStax #desktop #design #hipster #fonts #HackerNews #ngated

🤔🎬 So you're telling us there's a #battle between #IMAX and IMAX 70mm? Spoiler alert: It's just a fancy way to say "one's bigger than the other," but with more #jargon than a #hipster poetry slam. 🥱📽️
https://www.engadget.com/2220571/differences-between-imax-70mm/ #IMAX70mm #film #cinema #HackerNews #ngated

🤔🎬 So you're telling us there's a #battle between #IMAX and IMAX 70mm? Spoiler alert: It's just a fancy way to say "one's bigger than the other," but with more #jargon than a #hipster poetry slam. 🥱📽️
https://www.engadget.com/2220571/differences-between-imax-70mm/ #IMAX70mm #film #cinema #HackerNews #ngated

While waiting for my ube powder to arrive, I made a #beetroot #blueberry latte.

#coffee #hipster

While waiting for my ube powder to arrive, I made a #beetroot #blueberry latte.

#coffee #hipster

Oh wow, #developers are #leaving GitHub? 😱 Because, clearly, #Codeberg and #self-hosting are the trendy new must-haves for the #digital #hipster who can't resist the allure of obscure #tech. 🚀 Next up, they'll be trading in their laptops for etch-a-sketches because screens are too mainstream. 🙄
https://www.howtogeek.com/why-developers-are-ditching-github-for-codeberg-and-self-hosting-alternatives/ #GitHub #trends #HackerNews #ngated

Oh wow, #developers are #leaving GitHub? 😱 Because, clearly, #Codeberg and #self-hosting are the trendy new must-haves for the #digital #hipster who can't resist the allure of obscure #tech. 🚀 Next up, they'll be trading in their laptops for etch-a-sketches because screens are too mainstream. 🙄
https://www.howtogeek.com/why-developers-are-ditching-github-for-codeberg-and-self-hosting-alternatives/ #GitHub #trends #HackerNews #ngated

Los Angeles, CA: The Mondrian, aka “Our trip to Pretentiousville.”

On a recent trip to LA, I had the opportunity to stay at the famed Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles.

https://www.crosbyreport.com/travel/los-angeles-ca-the-mondrian-aka-our-trip-to-pretentiousville/
#northamerica #travel #california #hipster #hotels #lobby #losangeles #miami #mondrian #night #northamerica #pretentious ...
https://www.crosbyreport.com/travel/los-angeles-ca-the-mondrian-aka-our-trip-to-pretentiousville/?fsp_sid=362

Los Angeles, CA: The Mondrian, aka “Our trip to Pretentiousville.”

On a recent trip to LA, I had the opportunity to stay at the famed Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles.

https://www.crosbyreport.com/travel/los-angeles-ca-the-mondrian-aka-our-trip-to-pretentiousville/
#northamerica #travel #california #hipster #hotels #lobby #losangeles #miami #mondrian #night #northamerica #pretentious ...
https://www.crosbyreport.com/travel/los-angeles-ca-the-mondrian-aka-our-trip-to-pretentiousville/?fsp_sid=362

Ich war schon müde, bevor es cool war. #hipster

Ich war schon müde, bevor es cool war. #hipster

🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
https://glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological regression: an ASCII-based #3D engine that flouts all modern graphics standards! No WebGL or canvas here—just a glorious throwback to #1980s text art, now painstakingly wrapped in #npm for reasons only a #hipster could comprehend. 🎨🔧
https://glyphcss.com #ASCII #retro #tech #textart #HackerNews #ngated

I'm not pop-cultured.
No, I'm not a #hipster.
I'm just a square,
because I'm never a-round.

Not very rad either.

I'm not pop-cultured.
No, I'm not a #hipster.
I'm just a square,
because I'm never a-round.

Not very rad either.

🎶🥳 Congrats to Teenage Engineering for inventing a machine that lets hipsters create vinyl records with "superior sound quality"—because streaming isn't retro enough! 🤯🎉 Exclusive access is the name of the game, because who wouldn't want to spend a fortune on a device that makes music even fewer people will listen to? 📀🙄
https://teenage.engineering/products/apc-2 #TeenageEngineering #vinylrecords #superior #soundquality #hipster #culture #musicinnovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎶🥳 Congrats to Teenage Engineering for inventing a machine that lets hipsters create vinyl records with "superior sound quality"—because streaming isn't retro enough! 🤯🎉 Exclusive access is the name of the game, because who wouldn't want to spend a fortune on a device that makes music even fewer people will listen to? 📀🙄
https://teenage.engineering/products/apc-2 #TeenageEngineering #vinylrecords #superior #soundquality #hipster #culture #musicinnovation #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Wow, #groundbreaking revelation: someone prefers #Claude over Figma! 🤯 Could it be that designing with Claude is like eating cereal with a fork—an #amusingly #inefficient choice? 🥣🔧 Or is it just that #Figma is too mainstream, and only true hipsters #design with Claude now? 😎
https://blog.janestreet.com/i-design-with-claude-code-more-than-figma-now-index/ #revelation #preferences #vs #hipster #design #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Wow, #groundbreaking revelation: someone prefers #Claude over Figma! 🤯 Could it be that designing with Claude is like eating cereal with a fork—an #amusingly #inefficient choice? 🥣🔧 Or is it just that #Figma is too mainstream, and only true hipsters #design with Claude now? 😎
https://blog.janestreet.com/i-design-with-claude-code-more-than-figma-now-index/ #revelation #preferences #vs #hipster #design #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
https://www.maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the ultimate quest for #effervescent enlightenment: three #hipster Parisians battling 14 carbonated contenders in a high-stakes #bubble-off. 🥤✨ Because who doesn't want to spend their time obsessively blind-tasting #sparkling #water, only to crown the king of overpriced fizz? Surely the most crucial issue of our age. 🤡
https://www.maximevidal.com/sparkling-water #enlightenment #Parisian #taste #test #HackerNews #ngated

Performative Ally Manages To Fail at Both Performance and Allyship

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/performative-ally-manages-to-fail-at-both-performance-and-allyship/

Performative Ally Manages To Fail at Both Performance and Allyship

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/performative-ally-manages-to-fail-at-both-performance-and-allyship/

@paniash @oantolin tremendous! that hits all the #emacs #hipster sweet spots

An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
https://crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

An empty article about a Unix-inspired #coding agent written in #Rust – a language for those who think C++ wasn't #hipster enough. 🦀✨ The content is as substantial as an influencer's bio, but hey, at least the title is #buzzword #bingo certified! 🎯💥
https://crates.io/crates/zerostack/1.0.0 #Unix #HackerNews #ngated

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🚫🔒 Oh, how profound! In a groundbreaking #revelation, we're told that #understanding follows #seeing something that works. Too bad the article's #locked tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans! 🙄🔑
https://lemire.me/blog/2025/12/04/we-see-something-that-works-and-then-we-understand-it/ #profound #article #hipster #jeans #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, #TUIs are "back" – because nothing screams cutting-edge #innovation like reliving the #1980s. Apparently, they're the #tech equivalent of a hipster's vinyl collection: impractical, but oh-so trendy. 🕹️🎉
https://wiki.alcidesfonseca.com/blog/why-tuis-are-back/ #Retro #Nostalgia #Hipster #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, #TUIs are "back" – because nothing screams cutting-edge #innovation like reliving the #1980s. Apparently, they're the #tech equivalent of a hipster's vinyl collection: impractical, but oh-so trendy. 🕹️🎉
https://wiki.alcidesfonseca.com/blog/why-tuis-are-back/ #Retro #Nostalgia #Hipster #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the ultimate #hipster software: #a "distributed #WASM runtime" that magically sprinkles itself over a "zerotrust mesh" 🕸️. All packaged #in one static binary, because who needs a control plane when you can have #chaos in a box? 🚀✨
https://github.com/sambigeara/pollen #software #distributed #zerotrust #mesh #box #tech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

✨ "Behold, the WideluxX: Jeff Bridges' latest attempt to make 1990 #film #tech relevant again. 🌌 Because who doesn't want a camera with the convenience of a flip phone and the allure of a fax machine? 📠 Remember, it's not retro; it's 'contemporary'—like vinyl records, but more #hipster." 🎞️
https://wideluxx.com #WideluxX #JeffBridges #retro #photography #HackerNews #ngated

✨ "Behold, the WideluxX: Jeff Bridges' latest attempt to make 1990 #film #tech relevant again. 🌌 Because who doesn't want a camera with the convenience of a flip phone and the allure of a fax machine? 📠 Remember, it's not retro; it's 'contemporary'—like vinyl records, but more #hipster." 🎞️
https://wideluxx.com #WideluxX #JeffBridges #retro #photography #HackerNews #ngated

Und dann war da noch der #Hipster #Rennradtyp mit tätowierten Beinen, der an der Ampel sich links vor mich stellt. Wird grün, Honk kommt nicht in sein Scheißpedal rein, gurkt rum und biegt dann noch rechts ab. Ich fahr dem fast ins Hinterrad weil ich mit so einer armseligen Performance nicht gerechnet habe. Auf mein "Das nächste mal vielleicht besser hinten anstellen." kommt dann etwas, was ich nicht verstehe aber sicher nicht nett war.
Wie hätte er sich über einen Autofahrer aufgeregt?

Und dann war da noch der #Hipster #Rennradtyp mit tätowierten Beinen, der an der Ampel sich links vor mich stellt. Wird grün, Honk kommt nicht in sein Scheißpedal rein, gurkt rum und biegt dann noch rechts ab. Ich fahr dem fast ins Hinterrad weil ich mit so einer armseligen Performance nicht gerechnet habe. Auf mein "Das nächste mal vielleicht besser hinten anstellen." kommt dann etwas, was ich nicht verstehe aber sicher nicht nett war.
Wie hätte er sich über einen Autofahrer aufgeregt?

Ah, the classic tale of "I read the source code, so now I'm a UV master" 🤓. This riveting 21-minute epic attempts to dazzle us with #Rust and #concurrency, but let's be real—it's just a hipster's #guide to reinventing the wheel with extra steps 🚴‍♂️✨. If only life were as fast as these #benchmarks claim! 🐢💨
https://noos.blog/posts/uv-how-it-works-under-the-hood/ #UVmaster #hipster #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic tale of "I read the source code, so now I'm a UV master" 🤓. This riveting 21-minute epic attempts to dazzle us with #Rust and #concurrency, but let's be real—it's just a hipster's #guide to reinventing the wheel with extra steps 🚴‍♂️✨. If only life were as fast as these #benchmarks claim! 🐢💨
https://noos.blog/posts/uv-how-it-works-under-the-hood/ #UVmaster #hipster #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

🥳🎉 Happy 15th #birthday to #Waterfox, the #browser that bravely defied the odds by doing... exactly what #Firefox does, but with a different shade of blue and a #hipster name. 🎈🔧 After 15 years of meticulously crafting a "transitional logo phase," we eagerly await their next groundbreaking innovation: maybe a celebratory font change? 🙄🎨
https://www.waterfox.com/blog/15-years-of-forking/ #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated