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  1. Hey, Elon!

    You’ve crashed cars, rockets, and Twitter. Everything you touch these days fails. This doesn’t bode well for you. Maybe you should next invest in “E.D.” drugs; you’re gonna need them, if you don’t already.
    #HeyElon #ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #X #EverythingElonTouchesCrashes

  2. Hey, Elon!

    You’ve crashed cars, rockets, and Twitter. Everything you touch these days fails. This doesn’t bode well for you. Maybe you should next invest in “E.D.” drugs; you’re gonna need them, if you don’t already.
    #HeyElon #ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #X #EverythingElonTouchesCrashes

  3. Hey, Elon!

    You’ve crashed cars, rockets, and Twitter. Everything you touch these days fails. This doesn’t bode well for you. Maybe you should next invest in “E.D.” drugs; you’re gonna need them, if you don’t already.
    #HeyElon #ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #X #EverythingElonTouchesCrashes

  4. Hey, Elon!

    You’ve crashed cars, rockets, and Twitter. Everything you touch these days fails. This doesn’t bode well for you. Maybe you should next invest in “E.D.” drugs; you’re gonna need them, if you don’t already.
    #HeyElon #ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #X #EverythingElonTouchesCrashes

  5. Hey, Elon!

    Until this point, I’ll bet you had never Meta a thread you didn’t like. Now, you’re being tripped up by more than 30 million of them. Yeah, life Zucks. Poor baby.

    The one thing I appreciate about you, Muskrat, is that without even trying, you remind the world daily that a person can become a billionaire and STILL be a fucking loser.
    #ElonMusk #MUSKrat #Twitter #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #Threads #Instagram #Facebook #SocialNetworking #BillionaireLoser #HeyElon

  6. Hey, Elon!

    Until this point, I’ll bet you had never Meta a thread you didn’t like. Now, you’re being tripped up by more than 30 million of them. Yeah, life Zucks. Poor baby.

    The one thing I appreciate about you, Muskrat, is that without even trying, you remind the world daily that a person can become a billionaire and STILL be a fucking loser.
    #ElonMusk #MUSKrat #Twitter #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #Threads #Instagram #Facebook #SocialNetworking #BillionaireLoser #HeyElon

  7. Hey, Elon!

    Until this point, I’ll bet you had never Meta a thread you didn’t like. Now, you’re being tripped up by more than 30 million of them. Yeah, life Zucks. Poor baby.

    The one thing I appreciate about you, Muskrat, is that without even trying, you remind the world daily that a person can become a billionaire and STILL be a fucking loser.
    #ElonMusk #MUSKrat #Twitter #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #Threads #Instagram #Facebook #SocialNetworking #BillionaireLoser #HeyElon

  8. Hey, Elon!

    Until this point, I’ll bet you had never Meta a thread you didn’t like. Now, you’re being tripped up by more than 30 million of them. Yeah, life Zucks. Poor baby.

    The one thing I appreciate about you, Muskrat, is that without even trying, you remind the world daily that a person can become a billionaire and STILL be a fucking loser.
    #ElonMusk #MUSKrat #Twitter #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #Threads #Instagram #Facebook #SocialNetworking #BillionaireLoser #HeyElon

  9. Hey, Musk! Hey, Zuck!

    What’s this “cage fighting” nonsense I’ve been hearing about?
    This isn’t healthy for anyone.

    Put the bullshit aside and settle your differences like two reasonable, multibillionaire geniuses should. Take a long trip together. Shut out the world, get away from the noise; talk things out. In all likelihood, you’ll find yourselves closer than you ever thought possible, sooner than later, in ways you could never imagine.
    #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #OceanGate #HeyElon #HeyZuck

  10. Hey, Musk! Hey, Zuck!

    What’s this “cage fighting” nonsense I’ve been hearing about?
    This isn’t healthy for anyone.

    Put the bullshit aside and settle your differences like two reasonable, multibillionaire geniuses should. Take a long trip together. Shut out the world, get away from the noise; talk things out. In all likelihood, you’ll find yourselves closer than you ever thought possible, sooner than later, in ways you could never imagine.
    #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #OceanGate #HeyElon #HeyZuck

  11. Hey, Musk! Hey, Zuck!

    What’s this “cage fighting” nonsense I’ve been hearing about?
    This isn’t healthy for anyone.

    Put the bullshit aside and settle your differences like two reasonable, multibillionaire geniuses should. Take a long trip together. Shut out the world, get away from the noise; talk things out. In all likelihood, you’ll find yourselves closer than you ever thought possible, sooner than later, in ways you could never imagine.
    #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #OceanGate #HeyElon #HeyZuck

  12. Hey, Musk! Hey, Zuck!

    What’s this “cage fighting” nonsense I’ve been hearing about?
    This isn’t healthy for anyone.

    Put the bullshit aside and settle your differences like two reasonable, multibillionaire geniuses should. Take a long trip together. Shut out the world, get away from the noise; talk things out. In all likelihood, you’ll find yourselves closer than you ever thought possible, sooner than later, in ways you could never imagine.
    #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #OceanGate #HeyElon #HeyZuck

  13. Hey Elon!

    So many respectable users have left Twitter that, given the politics and “character” of who remains, you may be compelled to name it Shitter, Truth Social 2, Bag of MAGAts, Klandestine Nation, or the NeoNazi Network.
    #ElonMusk #Twexit #Twexodus #Twitter #RenameTwitter #Shitter #TruthSocial2 #BagOfMAGAts #KlandestineNation #KlanDestination #NeoNaziNetwork #HeyElon

  14. Hey Elon!

    So many respectable users have left Twitter that, given the politics and “character” of who remains, you may be compelled to name it Shitter, Truth Social 2, Bag of MAGAts, Klandestine Nation, or the NeoNazi Network.
    #ElonMusk #Twexit #Twexodus #Twitter #RenameTwitter #Shitter #TruthSocial2 #BagOfMAGAts #KlandestineNation #KlanDestination #NeoNaziNetwork #HeyElon

  15. Hey Elon!

    So many respectable users have left Twitter that, given the politics and “character” of who remains, you may be compelled to name it Shitter, Truth Social 2, Bag of MAGAts, Klandestine Nation, or the NeoNazi Network.
    #ElonMusk #Twexit #Twexodus #Twitter #RenameTwitter #Shitter #TruthSocial2 #BagOfMAGAts #KlandestineNation #KlanDestination #NeoNaziNetwork #HeyElon

  16. Hey Elon!

    So many respectable users have left Twitter that, given the politics and “character” of who remains, you may be compelled to name it Shitter, Truth Social 2, Bag of MAGAts, Klandestine Nation, or the NeoNazi Network.
    #ElonMusk #Twexit #Twexodus #Twitter #RenameTwitter #Shitter #TruthSocial2 #BagOfMAGAts #KlandestineNation #KlanDestination #NeoNaziNetwork #HeyElon

  17. Hey, Elon!

    The way you’re going, you’ll soon out-Trump Trump when it comes to social networking fiascos. Now wouldn’t be a bad time to rename Twitter: “Less Truth, Less Social.”
    #ElonMusk #Twitter #LessTruthLessSocial #Trump #TruthSocial #SocialNotWorking #HeyElon

  18. Hey, Elon!

    The way you’re going, you’ll soon out-Trump Trump when it comes to social networking fiascos. Now wouldn’t be a bad time to rename Twitter: “Less Truth, Less Social.”
    #ElonMusk #Twitter #LessTruthLessSocial #Trump #TruthSocial #SocialNotWorking #HeyElon

  19. Hey, Elon!

    The way you’re going, you’ll soon out-Trump Trump when it comes to social networking fiascos. Now wouldn’t be a bad time to rename Twitter: “Less Truth, Less Social.”
    #ElonMusk #Twitter #LessTruthLessSocial #Trump #TruthSocial #SocialNotWorking #HeyElon

  20. Hey, Elon!

    The way you’re going, you’ll soon out-Trump Trump when it comes to social networking fiascos. Now wouldn’t be a bad time to rename Twitter: “Less Truth, Less Social.”
    #ElonMusk #Twitter #LessTruthLessSocial #Trump #TruthSocial #SocialNotWorking #HeyElon

  21. Hey, Elon!

    From your SpaceX rockets
    to your Tesla self-driving cars
    to your Twitter propaganda network…

    Everything you touch crashes and burns.
    Maybe you should cut back on the Kool-Aid consumption.
    #EveythingElonTouchesCrashesAndBurns #ElonMusk #KoolAid #HeyElon

  22. Hey, Elon!

    From your SpaceX rockets
    to your Tesla self-driving cars
    to your Twitter propaganda network…

    Everything you touch crashes and burns.
    Maybe you should cut back on the Kool-Aid consumption.
    #EveythingElonTouchesCrashesAndBurns #ElonMusk #KoolAid #HeyElon

  23. Hey, Elon!

    From your SpaceX rockets
    to your Tesla self-driving cars
    to your Twitter propaganda network…

    Everything you touch crashes and burns.
    Maybe you should cut back on the Kool-Aid consumption.
    #EveythingElonTouchesCrashesAndBurns #ElonMusk #KoolAid #HeyElon

  24. Hey, Elon!

    From your SpaceX rockets
    to your Tesla self-driving cars
    to your Twitter propaganda network…

    Everything you touch crashes and burns.
    Maybe you should cut back on the Kool-Aid consumption.
    #EveythingElonTouchesCrashesAndBurns #ElonMusk #KoolAid #HeyElon

  25. A young man named Elon did toil,
    Burnin' the ol' midnight oil.
    Hard work drove him far
    With an electric car
    That would've made Tesla recoil.

    Success earned for Elon the grace
    To in history heighten his place;
    He built an alliance
    With money and science,
    And now he is flying through space.

    He then in his haste purchased Twitter.
    An asset, once sweet, turning bitter.
    Proud, myopic, and White,
    He defends the far right;
    Now Twitter is bound for the shitter.
    #Elon #HeyElon #Tesla #SpaceX #limericks

  26. A young man named Elon did toil,
    Burnin' the ol' midnight oil.
    Hard work drove him far
    With an electric car
    That would've made Tesla recoil.

    Success earned for Elon the grace
    To in history heighten his place;
    He built an alliance
    With money and science,
    And now he is flying through space.

    He then in his haste purchased Twitter.
    An asset, once sweet, turning bitter.
    Proud, myopic, and White,
    He defends the far right;
    Now Twitter is bound for the shitter.
    #Elon #HeyElon #Tesla #SpaceX #limericks

  27. A young man named Elon did toil,
    Burnin' the ol' midnight oil.
    Hard work drove him far
    With an electric car
    That would've made Tesla recoil.

    Success earned for Elon the grace
    To in history heighten his place;
    He built an alliance
    With money and science,
    And now he is flying through space.

    He then in his haste purchased Twitter.
    An asset, once sweet, turning bitter.
    Proud, myopic, and White,
    He defends the far right;
    Now Twitter is bound for the shitter.
    #Elon #HeyElon #Tesla #SpaceX #limericks

  28. A young man named Elon did toil,
    Burnin' the ol' midnight oil.
    Hard work drove him far
    With an electric car
    That would've made Tesla recoil.

    Success earned for Elon the grace
    To in history heighten his place;
    He built an alliance
    With money and science,
    And now he is flying through space.

    He then in his haste purchased Twitter.
    An asset, once sweet, turning bitter.
    Proud, myopic, and White,
    He defends the far right;
    Now Twitter is bound for the shitter.
    #Elon #HeyElon #Tesla #SpaceX #limericks