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  1. @retiolus
    I'm think our cluster of servers (norden, nrw, colgne, etc) are individually run, out-of-pocket, with minimal subsidies, and donations.

    As I understand it, *most* servers in #HephalumpWorld are run like this.

    I'm not sure on that, and likely wrong.

    Either way, I try to slip my server a little somethin' when I can. It's not much, I'm poor. I wish I could do more, but you know how poverty works.

    I encourage you to tip your server, as well.

    #TipYourServer

  2. @mina @diverdutch
    Yeah. 😜 I "make myself" go there to do my morning spew, and I crosspost #Audrey, #ZiegfeldFollies, and #RandomShoes, but otherwise, no. I hang out here in #HephalumpWorld, pop over if my notifications buzz, scroll a hot second, and come back home.

    I won't do Threads, because Meta. I absolutely LOATHE that my "only" resource for keeping in touch with blood family is Meta; I wear several eCondoms when I visit. (at threads dot net is already preemptively blocked (by me))

  3. Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is still just a thought.

    A foggy morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. The ghost of Charlemagne wanders the grounds. Haven't seen any kitty's yet. Already been told I need to do a #StuffingParty.

    Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

    #IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
    GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

    Fuck you, 🚀boy.

    Today's agenda: Blippy go boom boom.

  4. We're watching #NakedAttraction, and its quite a diverse variety, including some in various stages of transition.

    Anyway, I'm gonna fall asleep to naked people on TV.

    Good night, #HephalumpWorld.

  5. We're "watching" something called Local Hero, where a pair of celebs journey to various spots on the globe and compete in local shenanigans.

    Lowish budget, semi-scripted, kinda reminiscent of Joko & Klaas: Duel um Die Welt.

    She's actually watching something on her Handy (prolly Netflix), and I've only got half an eye on the TV, for the shenanigans. I could give a shit about the background, and galavant around #HephalumpWorld.

    *looks at you*

    You have a spot on your shirt.

    #LocalHero #TrashTV

  6. Playing with the laser pointer again.

    I've come to the conclusion that I'm the only person on #HephalumpWorld that has both a laser pointer and a bong.

    #LaserBong #LaserBongChallenge #Weed #Cannabis #Laser #Bong

  7. As far as servers go, I hit the jackpot when I came to #HephalumpWorld and chose one relatively close to me, geographically.

    They put up with my shit, and let me know if I'm going over the edge, so to speak.

    *blows a kiss at the admins*

    I send 'em a few 💶 here and there when I can. I wish I could do more.

    #TipYourServer

  8. We're watching #DasDuelUmDieWelt. There's a solitary audience member, with sound effects like a full crowd.

    Anyway, Arnold's stunt double (?) is somewhere in Greece, about to do something unpleasant.

    Pfeffernuss says it's a rerun. I don't think it is. So I'm asking #HephalumpWorld. Is tonight's show a #rerun?

    #JokoUndKlaas #JokoUndKlaasLive #TrashTV

  9. We're watching #DasDuelUmDieWelt. There's a solitary audience member, with sound effects like a full crowd.

    Anyway, Arnold's stunt double (?) is somewhere in Greece, about to do something unpleasant.

    Pfeffernuss says it's a rerun. I don't think it is. So I'm asking #HephalumpWorld. Is tonight's show a #rerun?

    #JokoUndKlaas #JokoUndKlaasLive #TrashTV

  10. We're watching #DasDuelUmDieWelt. There's a solitary audience member, with sound effects like a full crowd.

    Anyway, Arnold's stunt double (?) is somewhere in Greece, about to do something unpleasant.

    Pfeffernuss says it's a rerun. I don't think it is. So I'm asking #HephalumpWorld. Is tonight's show a #rerun?

    #JokoUndKlaas #JokoUndKlaasLive #TrashTV

  11. We're watching #DasDuelUmDieWelt. There's a solitary audience member, with sound effects like a full crowd.

    Anyway, Arnold's stunt double (?) is somewhere in Greece, about to do something unpleasant.

    Pfeffernuss says it's a rerun. I don't think it is. So I'm asking #HephalumpWorld. Is tonight's show a #rerun?

    #JokoUndKlaas #JokoUndKlaasLive #TrashTV

  12. @vagina_museum rewritten for #HephalumpWorld:

    Can the #VaginaMuseum make it to 3000 followers today? Follow for #VulvaArt, Gynae #History, and (occasionally cursed) facts about nature's weirdest #Vaginas, all from the world's first bricks-and-mortar #Museum dedicated to the #Vagina, the #Vulva and the #GynaecologicalAnatomy! We'd say "boost our toot" but frankly that sounds far too much like some sort of 1930s euphemism for #Cunnilingus.

    Follow @vagina_museum for more!