#hephalumpworld — Public Fediverse posts

@mina @diverdutch
Yeah. 😜 I "make myself" go there to do my morning spew, and I crosspost #Audrey, #ZiegfeldFollies, and #RandomShoes, but otherwise, no. I hang out here in #HephalumpWorld, pop over if my notifications buzz, scroll a hot second, and come back home.

I won't do Threads, because Meta. I absolutely LOATHE that my "only" resource for keeping in touch with blood family is Meta; I wear several eCondoms when I visit. (at threads dot net is already preemptively blocked (by me))

We're "watching" something called Local Hero, where a pair of celebs journey to various spots on the globe and compete in local shenanigans.

Lowish budget, semi-scripted, kinda reminiscent of Joko & Klaas: Duel um Die Welt.

She's actually watching something on her Handy (prolly Netflix), and I've only got half an eye on the TV, for the shenanigans. I could give a shit about the background, and galavant around #HephalumpWorld.

*looks at you*

You have a spot on your shirt.

#LocalHero #TrashTV

@vagina_museum rewritten for #HephalumpWorld:

Can the #VaginaMuseum make it to 3000 followers today? Follow for #VulvaArt, Gynae #History, and (occasionally cursed) facts about nature's weirdest #Vaginas, all from the world's first bricks-and-mortar #Museum dedicated to the #Vagina, the #Vulva and the #GynaecologicalAnatomy! We'd say "boost our toot" but frankly that sounds far too much like some sort of 1930s euphemism for #Cunnilingus.

Follow @vagina_museum for more!