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  1. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  2. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  3. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  4. Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]

    Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.

    Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.

    Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT

    Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.

    We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:

    • Why you always feel so slimy and gross
    • Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
    • The nature and being of herons
    • Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
    • You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop

    So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:

    • Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
    • Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
    • Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!

    Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!

    And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.

    Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.

    Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers

    “Ribbit!” Jeff the frog

    “CroooOak.” John the toad

    “Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog

    “Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad

    “One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester

    #amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads
  5. Manila Bulletin – Betting on recovery: Pagcor launches 24/7 helpline for people with gambling problem

    The Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation (Pagcor) on Tuesday, May 26, launched a round-the-clock helpline for Filipinos struggling…
    #NewsBeep #News #Mentalhealth #24/7 #AU #Australia #Betting #for #gambling #Health #helpline #launches #MentalHealth #on #Pagcor #people #problem #recovery #with
    newsbeep.com/au/698730/

  6. Manila Bulletin – Betting on recovery: Pagcor launches 24/7 helpline for people with gambling problem

    The Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation (Pagcor) on Tuesday, May 26, launched a round-the-clock helpline for Filipinos struggling…
    #NewsBeep #News #Mentalhealth #24/7 #AU #Australia #Betting #for #gambling #Health #helpline #launches #MentalHealth #on #Pagcor #people #problem #recovery #with
    newsbeep.com/au/698730/

  7. After declaring CBSE Class 12 Results 2026, the board has introduced a dedicated tele-counselling helpline and official email support to help students with result-related stress, evaluation doubts, marks verification and post-result queries. english.mathrubhumi.com/educat #CBSE #Class12 #CBSEResults #helpline #education

  8. After declaring CBSE Class 12 Results 2026, the board has introduced a dedicated tele-counselling helpline and official email support to help students with result-related stress, evaluation doubts, marks verification and post-result queries. english.mathrubhumi.com/educat #CBSE #Class12 #CBSEResults #helpline #education

  9. After declaring CBSE Class 12 Results 2026, the board has introduced a dedicated tele-counselling helpline and official email support to help students with result-related stress, evaluation doubts, marks verification and post-result queries. english.mathrubhumi.com/educat #CBSE #Class12 #CBSEResults #helpline #education

  10. After declaring CBSE Class 12 Results 2026, the board has introduced a dedicated tele-counselling helpline and official email support to help students with result-related stress, evaluation doubts, marks verification and post-result queries. english.mathrubhumi.com/educat #CBSE #Class12 #CBSEResults #helpline #education

  11. Everybody's looking for someone
    To tell them what they want to hear
    Everybody's looking for true love
    To help them feel what they cannot feel

    I'm the helpline operator
    Could you spare me the time
    I'm the intimate stranger
    Your problems will be mine
    I'm the helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator

    True love will come
    True love will come opacityue opacit 1;

    #TheThe #helpline #London

    #TheThe #helpline #London

    #Masto

    #CranfordTeague

  12. Everybody's looking for someone
    To tell them what they want to hear
    Everybody's looking for true love
    To help them feel what they cannot feel

    I'm the helpline operator
    Could you spare me the time
    I'm the intimate stranger
    Your problems will be mine
    I'm the helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator

    True love will come
    True love will come opacityue opacit 1;

  13. Everybody's looking for someone
    To tell them what they want to hear
    Everybody's looking for true love
    To help them feel what they cannot feel

    I'm the helpline operator
    Could you spare me the time
    I'm the intimate stranger
    Your problems will be mine
    I'm the helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator

    True love will come
    True love will come opacityue opacit 1;

    #TheThe #helpline #London #TestPost

    #Masto

    #CranfordTeague

  14. Everybody's looking for someone
    To tell them what they want to hear
    Everybody's looking for true love
    To help them feel what they cannot feel

    I'm the helpline operator
    Could you spare me the time
    I'm the intimate stranger
    Your problems will be mine
    I'm the helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator
    Helpline operator

    True love will come
    True love will come opacityue opacit 1;

  15. Unser Projekt "Helpline Sachsen" gehört zu den Preisträger:innen des Wettbewerbs „Zusammen wachsen – Gute Ideen für Integration am Arbeitsmarkt 2025“!

    Wir freuen uns riesig, zu den 50 Gewinnerprojekten zu gehören!

    Mehr Infos: integration-am-arbeitsmarkt.de
    #Helpline #ZuWa25

  16. Unser Projekt "Helpline Sachsen" gehört zu den Preisträger:innen des Wettbewerbs „Zusammen wachsen – Gute Ideen für Integration am Arbeitsmarkt 2025“!

    Wir freuen uns riesig, zu den 50 Gewinnerprojekten zu gehören!

    Mehr Infos: integration-am-arbeitsmarkt.de
    #Helpline #ZuWa25

  17. Unser Projekt "Helpline Sachsen" gehört zu den Preisträger:innen des Wettbewerbs „Zusammen wachsen – Gute Ideen für Integration am Arbeitsmarkt 2025“!

    Wir freuen uns riesig, zu den 50 Gewinnerprojekten zu gehören!

    Mehr Infos: integration-am-arbeitsmarkt.de
    #Helpline #ZuWa25

  18. Unser Projekt "Helpline Sachsen" gehört zu den Preisträger:innen des Wettbewerbs „Zusammen wachsen – Gute Ideen für Integration am Arbeitsmarkt 2025“!

    Wir freuen uns riesig, zu den 50 Gewinnerprojekten zu gehören!

    Mehr Infos: integration-am-arbeitsmarkt.de
    #Helpline #ZuWa25

  19. Unser Projekt "Helpline Sachsen" gehört zu den Preisträger:innen des Wettbewerbs „Zusammen wachsen – Gute Ideen für Integration am Arbeitsmarkt 2025“!

    Wir freuen uns riesig, zu den 50 Gewinnerprojekten zu gehören!

    Mehr Infos: integration-am-arbeitsmarkt.de
    #Helpline #ZuWa25

  20. Hier alle zehn Finalist_innen, darunter die #HELPLINE Sachsen der @raasachsen und das Projekt "SieWo – Sie wohnt gewaltfrei" des Zusammen e.V. / #KontaktstelleWohnen aus #Leipzig:

    sinn-sachsen.de/abstimmung2025

  21. Hier alle zehn Finalist_innen, darunter die #HELPLINE Sachsen der @raasachsen und das Projekt "SieWo – Sie wohnt gewaltfrei" des Zusammen e.V. / #KontaktstelleWohnen aus #Leipzig:

    sinn-sachsen.de/abstimmung2025

  22. Hier alle zehn Finalist_innen, darunter die #HELPLINE Sachsen der @raasachsen und das Projekt "SieWo – Sie wohnt gewaltfrei" des Zusammen e.V. / #KontaktstelleWohnen aus #Leipzig:

    sinn-sachsen.de/abstimmung2025

  23. Hier alle zehn Finalist_innen, darunter die #HELPLINE Sachsen der @raasachsen und das Projekt "SieWo – Sie wohnt gewaltfrei" des Zusammen e.V. / #KontaktstelleWohnen aus #Leipzig:

    sinn-sachsen.de/abstimmung2025

  24. Ważne Kontakty

    Potrzebuję aborcji:
    +48 22 29 22 597
    PL: [email protected]
    UA: [email protected]
    adt.pl/kontakt

    116 111 Telefon zaufania dla dzieci i młodzieży / Helpline for Children and Youth / Телефон довіри для дітей та молоді / LGBT+ friendly
    116111.pl

    116 123 Kryzysowy Telefon Zaufania
    116sos.pl

    800 12 12 12 Dziecięcy Telefon Zaufania Rzecznika Praw Dziecka
    brpd.gov.pl

    800 12 00 02 Pogotowie dla Ofiar Przemocy w Rodzinie „Niebieska Linia”
    niebieskalinia.org

    niebieskalinia.info/kontakt/po

    Lambda Warszawa
    lambdawarszawa.org/wsparcie

    My Rodzice
    myrodzice.org/dla-rodzicow

    Miłość Nie Wyklucza
    mnw.org.pl/pomoc

    Kampania Przeciw Homofobii
    kph.org.pl/kontakt/#help

    #helpline #telefonzaufania #kryzys #depresja #przemoc #wsparcie #solidarnosc #aborcja #pomoc #pomocwzajemna

  25. Ważne Kontakty

    Potrzebuję aborcji:
    +48 22 29 22 597
    PL: [email protected]
    UA: [email protected]
    adt.pl/kontakt

    116 111 Telefon zaufania dla dzieci i młodzieży / Helpline for Children and Youth / Телефон довіри для дітей та молоді / LGBT+ friendly
    116111.pl

    116 123 Kryzysowy Telefon Zaufania
    116sos.pl

    800 12 12 12 Dziecięcy Telefon Zaufania Rzecznika Praw Dziecka
    brpd.gov.pl

    800 12 00 02 Pogotowie dla Ofiar Przemocy w Rodzinie „Niebieska Linia”
    niebieskalinia.org

    niebieskalinia.info/kontakt/po

    Lambda Warszawa
    lambdawarszawa.org/wsparcie

    My Rodzice
    myrodzice.org/dla-rodzicow

    Miłość Nie Wyklucza
    mnw.org.pl/pomoc

    Kampania Przeciw Homofobii
    kph.org.pl/kontakt/#help

    #helpline #telefonzaufania #kryzys #depresja #przemoc #wsparcie #solidarnosc #aborcja #pomoc #pomocwzajemna

  26. Ważne Kontakty

    Potrzebuję aborcji:
    +48 22 29 22 597
    PL: [email protected]
    UA: [email protected]
    adt.pl/kontakt

    116 111 Telefon zaufania dla dzieci i młodzieży / Helpline for Children and Youth / Телефон довіри для дітей та молоді / LGBT+ friendly
    116111.pl

    116 123 Kryzysowy Telefon Zaufania
    116sos.pl

    800 12 12 12 Dziecięcy Telefon Zaufania Rzecznika Praw Dziecka
    brpd.gov.pl

    800 12 00 02 Pogotowie dla Ofiar Przemocy w Rodzinie „Niebieska Linia”
    niebieskalinia.org

    niebieskalinia.info/kontakt/po

    Lambda Warszawa
    lambdawarszawa.org/wsparcie

    My Rodzice
    myrodzice.org/dla-rodzicow

    Miłość Nie Wyklucza
    mnw.org.pl/pomoc

    Kampania Przeciw Homofobii
    kph.org.pl/kontakt/#help

    #helpline #telefonzaufania #kryzys #depresja #przemoc #wsparcie #solidarnosc #aborcja #pomoc #pomocwzajemna

  27. Ważne Kontakty

    Potrzebuję aborcji:
    +48 22 29 22 597
    PL: [email protected]
    UA: [email protected]
    adt.pl/kontakt

    116 111 Telefon zaufania dla dzieci i młodzieży / Helpline for Children and Youth / Телефон довіри для дітей та молоді / LGBT+ friendly
    116111.pl

    116 123 Kryzysowy Telefon Zaufania
    116sos.pl

    800 12 12 12 Dziecięcy Telefon Zaufania Rzecznika Praw Dziecka
    brpd.gov.pl

    800 12 00 02 Pogotowie dla Ofiar Przemocy w Rodzinie „Niebieska Linia”
    niebieskalinia.org

    niebieskalinia.info/kontakt/po

    Lambda Warszawa
    lambdawarszawa.org/wsparcie

    My Rodzice
    myrodzice.org/dla-rodzicow

    Miłość Nie Wyklucza
    mnw.org.pl/pomoc

    Kampania Przeciw Homofobii
    kph.org.pl/kontakt/#help

    #helpline #telefonzaufania #kryzys #depresja #przemoc #wsparcie #solidarnosc #aborcja #pomoc #pomocwzajemna

  28. Ważne Kontakty

    Potrzebuję aborcji:
    +48 22 29 22 597
    PL: [email protected]
    UA: [email protected]
    adt.pl/kontakt

    116 111 Telefon zaufania dla dzieci i młodzieży / Helpline for Children and Youth / Телефон довіри для дітей та молоді / LGBT+ friendly
    116111.pl

    116 123 Kryzysowy Telefon Zaufania
    116sos.pl

    800 12 12 12 Dziecięcy Telefon Zaufania Rzecznika Praw Dziecka
    brpd.gov.pl

    800 12 00 02 Pogotowie dla Ofiar Przemocy w Rodzinie „Niebieska Linia”
    niebieskalinia.org

    niebieskalinia.info/kontakt/po

    Lambda Warszawa
    lambdawarszawa.org/wsparcie

    My Rodzice
    myrodzice.org/dla-rodzicow

    Miłość Nie Wyklucza
    mnw.org.pl/pomoc

    Kampania Przeciw Homofobii
    kph.org.pl/kontakt/#help

    #helpline #telefonzaufania #kryzys #depresja #przemoc #wsparcie #solidarnosc #aborcja #pomoc #pomocwzajemna

  29. For all my friends in Birmingham and Solihull:

    There's a new text-based mental health service for Brum & solihull. Text the word Space to 85258 - you'll get 4 automated messages and then put through to a mental health support advisor.

    It's free, anonymous and doesn't show on bills.

    #MH #CrisisSupport #Helpline #Free #SMS