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Hop-Line: 24/7 Helpline for Frogs and Toads 🐸 [Sponsored Post]
Wart’s up, froggos and toads? In this stressful 24/7 frog race world of work, hopping, ribbits, and vacant staring into the middle distance, it’s always nice to know a kindly listening frog is only a phone call away.
Whether you have Kermit-ment issues to your amphibian spouse, you’ve lost your lily pad, or you don’t see the point in hopping no more, call the Hop-Line today to resolve all your ills.
Is Your Pond a Toxic Swamp? Call Now On: 1-900-RIBB-IT
Our Hop-Line is staffed 24/7 by a team of 33,000 eager good Samaritan volunteer frogs and toads with nothing better to do with their team than help others.
We know your pain points, for frogs have many issues in life. So hop to it, give us a call, and discuss issues such as:
- Why you always feel so slimy and gross
- Why the neighbourhood cat keeps prodding you with its paws
- The nature and being of herons
- Raising an army of 300 frog spawn and the problems they bring
- You can’t hop, won’t hop, yet want to hop
So, whether you’re a tadpole facing employment issues or a bullfrog dealing with a mass of noise complaints, you can call us NOW to deal with:
- Metamorphosis anxiety: Woken up and your tail is gone? We’re got a cream for that!
- Dietary fatigue: Bored of eating nothing but the same species? You need to switch to a new diet, carefully honed to your needs by our expert frog chefs!
- Relationship red flags: Is that other frog into you, or is he simply inflating his vocal sac to assert dominance in his bid for pond retention status? We have the answers! Ribbit!
Call us now on: 1-900-RIBB-IT. It’s COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free)!
And, of course, we know you don’t own, know how to operate, and have no concept of what a phone call is. You’re a frog/toad after all! Instead, simply rear your head to the sky and ribbit that number: 1-900-RIBB-IT.
Once we hear you, we’ll eventually send one of our experts to you destination within 12 months to 35 years later.
Testimonials From Our Happy Hop-Line Customers
“Ribbit!” Jeff the frog
“CroooOak.” John the toad
“Ribbit! Croak…” Bob the frog
“Qwark! Qwarrrrrk! Qwark.” Mike the toad
#amphibians #Business #Charity #Frogs #helpline #hopline #hopping #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Stress #toads“One contacted this God-forsaken supposed ‘helpline’ for advice on the many acres of land within one’s hereditary lineage. To one’s eternal shock, all one could hear were the sounds of God-forsaken frogs croaking, ribbiting, and qwarking upon the other end of one’s receiver. Greatly dismayed, one abandoned the call and stalked off to berate one of one’s numerous and plentiful underpaid maids.” Dame Penelope Twistleton-Clad Smithson III of Dorchester
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Commenti sull’enciclica ed altri danni delle IA
https://hackordie.gattini.ninja/2026/05/commenti-sullenciclica-ed-altri-danni-delle-ia/
#news #puntata #AI #cura #helpline #humancare #IA #report -
India improves tourist safety with 24/7 Helpline
https://www.asianhospitality.com/india-improves-touristsafety-24x7-helpline/
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#AccessNow’s #DigitalSecurity #Helpline, a team of digital #securityexperts, investigates cases of #journalists and #activists being hacked with #government #spyware. The helpline, which receives around 1,000 cases annually, provides 24/7 support, helping victims understand the threat and take appropriate action. https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/meet-the-team-that-investigates-when-journalists-and-activists-get-hacked-with-government-spyware/?eicker.news #tech #media #news
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Unser Projekt "Helpline Sachsen" gehört zu den Preisträger:innen des Wettbewerbs „Zusammen wachsen – Gute Ideen für Integration am Arbeitsmarkt 2025“!
Wir freuen uns riesig, zu den 50 Gewinnerprojekten zu gehören!
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Ważne Kontakty
Potrzebuję aborcji:
+48 22 29 22 597
PL: [email protected]
UA: [email protected]
https://adt.pl/kontakt116 111 Telefon zaufania dla dzieci i młodzieży / Helpline for Children and Youth / Телефон довіри для дітей та молоді / LGBT+ friendly
https://116111.pl116 123 Kryzysowy Telefon Zaufania
https://116sos.pl800 12 12 12 Dziecięcy Telefon Zaufania Rzecznika Praw Dziecka
https://brpd.gov.pl800 12 00 02 Pogotowie dla Ofiar Przemocy w Rodzinie „Niebieska Linia”
https://niebieskalinia.orghttps://niebieskalinia.info/kontakt/pomoc-w-jezyku-migowym
Lambda Warszawa
https://www.lambdawarszawa.org/wsparcieMy Rodzice
https://myrodzice.org/dla-rodzicowMiłość Nie Wyklucza
https://mnw.org.pl/pomocKampania Przeciw Homofobii
https://kph.org.pl/kontakt/#help#helpline #telefonzaufania #kryzys #depresja #przemoc #wsparcie #solidarnosc #aborcja #pomoc #pomocwzajemna
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For all my friends in Birmingham and Solihull:
There's a new text-based mental health service for Brum & solihull. Text the word Space to 85258 - you'll get 4 automated messages and then put through to a mental health support advisor.
It's free, anonymous and doesn't show on bills.
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At least #canada cares about us since the #Republicans don’t #helpline #help For Trans
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Made it thru #helpLine first tier, but my Q req'd someone w specific expertise, and so I was back into a queue with "wait times less than 30min." Ugh.
But yay - it was only a minute then I was on to someone again.
…and they had to go look stuff up.Top tip for phone support people - if you heard my question, say something. I asked a question then it's just silence… "Hello - are you there?"
"Yes, I'm here, I just have to look that up."
Anyway, problem solved. 25min not too bad, all told.
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L’entreprise Helpline poursuit son développement à Angers
https://www.angers.villactu.fr/lentreprise-helpline-poursuit-son-developpement-a-angers/
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Counsellors at Children's helplines practice their skills by role-playing with each other, which might not always be easy to organise. We, therefore, proposed a computer agent who acts as a child for role-playing.
https://doi.org/10.1007/s10916-024-02121-8
#ai #coversationalai #helpline #training #KidsHelpline -
SAVE THE DATE: Im Rahmen der Kulturhauptstadt werden wir am 18.Mai 2025 mit ASA-FF e.V. sowie der Initiative Offene Gesellschaft das Dokumentationszentrum zum NSU-Komplex in eröffnen.
Nutzt, teilt und unterstützt unsere Projekte vor Ort und erzählt euren Freund*innen, Nachbar*innen, Kolleg*innen sowie Besucher*innen der Kulturhauptstadt von uns und unserem Angebot.
#Kulturhauptstadt2025 #Chemnitz #CtheUnseen #Support #Helpline #NSUDoku #Sachsen
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CW: MUTUAL AID - ELECTRIC BILL - GETTING EVICTED IN AN HOUR AND A HALF
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
$0 / $150
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #Emergency #EmergencyCrowdFund #EmergencyMutualAid #Urgent #UrgentHelp #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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CW: $0 / $150 - GETTING EVICTED IN 2 HOURS
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #Emergency #EmergencyCrowdFund #EmergencyMutualAid #Urgent #UrgentHelp #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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CW: $0 / $150 GETTING EVICTED IN 2 HOURS
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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CW: $0 / $150 Mental Health medication [no insurance] & Electric, due today or get evicted
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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$0 / $150 Mental Health medication [no insurance] & Electric, due today or get evicted
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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$0 / $150 Mental Health medication [no insurance] & Electric, due today or get evicted
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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CW: $0 / $150 Electric due today, getting evicted and a few mental health meds
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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CW: $0 / $150 Mental Health medication [no insurance] & Electric, due today or get evicted
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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$0 / $150 Mental Health medication [no insurance] & Electric, due today or get evicted
My family is a bit behind budget, and we aren't able to afford some of a few of our meds and our electric bill. We deal with a bully of a landlord, so we cannot really work anything out before tonight.
Anything helps, thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DIsabilityMutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #Fundraiser #CrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability @disabilityjustice
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My dad has MS, and is an old man now. He can hardly walk because of his MS, and I really just don't want him to deal with the pain.
It is out of our budget to help him receive any relief, so, I'm trying to get $50 to help him. I'd greatly appreciate any support as we try to get him some freedom from his pain.
Thank you for reading, hope you're well. Have an amazing day. :ablobcatheart:
$0 / $50
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdFund #CrowdFund #Fundraiser #Aid #AidRequest #Help #HelpLine #Urgent #UrgentHelp @mutualaid @disability
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CW: $0 / $50 - Ease my father's crippling MS pain
My dad has MS, and is an old man now. He can hardly walk because of his MS, and I really just don't want him to deal with the pain.
It is out of our budget to help him receive any relief, so, I'm trying to get $50 to help him. I'd greatly appreciate any support as we try to get him some freedom from his pain.
Thank you for reading, hope you're well. Have an amazing day. :ablobcatheart:
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdFund #CrowdFund #Fundraiser #Aid #AidRequest #Help #HelpLine #Urgent #UrgentHelp @mutualaid @disability
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$0 / $15 - Mental Health medication
I am missing one of my psych meds, for bipolar, and urgently need help picking it up by morning.
#PayPal - [email protected]#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAidRequest #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityMutualAidRequest #HelpLine #Help #CrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #TransCrowdFund @mutualaid @disability
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CW: Mutual Aid - Cannot eat until Dec 1st - $0 / $???
My family is starving due to medical billing from my mom's three surgeries, and recoil from a flooded basement earlier this year.
My dad has MS, so his blood sugar is crucial to preventing crippling pain and we've only eaten a handful of times this month.
We're all disabled, with only 1/5 able to work for minimum pay every two weeks. I'm trying to get anything I can, and I'll update the total in the replies.
Thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :blobfoxheart:
#PayPal - [email protected] [Paul Jasek, my father]
#CashApp - $npjasek98 [Noah Jasek, my brother]#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MS #MentalHealth #Food #Hungry #Urgent #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability
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CW: Mutual Aid - Cannot eat until Dec 1st
My family is starving due to medical billing from my mom's three surgeries, and recoil from a flooded basement earlier this year.
My dad has MS, so his blood sugar is crucial to preventing crippling pain and we've only eaten a handful of times this month.
We're all disabled, with only 1/5 able to work for minimum pay every two weeks. I'm trying to get anything I can, and I'll update the total in the replies.
Thank you so much. Have an amazing day! :blobfoxheart:
#PayPal - [email protected] [Paul Jasek, my father]
#CashApp - $npjasek98 [Noah Jasek, my brother]#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdFund #Disabled #Disability #MS #MentalHealth #Food #Hungry #Urgent #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability
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CW: $0 / $35 - Food; cannot eat until Dec 1st.
My family has been drowning, due to being behind on bills and lots of loss from my mother's triple surgery.
We're barely able to get by, and it's day-by-day, at the moment. I'm trying to get $35 for the 5 of us to eat. We're all disabled, mentally ill, with only 1/5 able to work, at the moment.
Anything helps, thank you so much, and have an amazing day! :blobfoxheart:
#PayPal - [email protected]
#CashApp - $npjasek98#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdFund #Disability #Disabled #MentalHealth #Help #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 @mutualaid @disability
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!! URGENT MUTUAL AID !!
Simply put, we're in three terrible situations that don't really have a way out.
1, My close family just lost their home due to my Grandmother re-writing her will while dealing with Dementia. ($150 for temp-relocation)
2, My family hasn't been eating, and cannot eat until next month due to extensive medical billing from my Mom's three surgeries. ($100 for groceries)
3, My dad is in such crippling pain from his MS, I'm trying to get him meds to relieve his pain. ($35 for medication)
Please, anything helps. We're desperate and just need help. It kills me to see my family cry like this.
#PayPal - [email protected] [Paul Jasek, my father]
#CashApp - $npjasek98 [Noah Jasek, my brother]#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransMutualAid #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdFund #Help #HelpRequest #HelpLine #HelpFolksLive2024 #Hungry #Aid #AidRequest #Urgent #Emergency #EmergencyCrowdFund #Disabled #Disability @mutualaid @disability