#helicoptermom — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #helicoptermom, aggregated by home.social.
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"MOM! I AM NOT A GIRL! MOM! WE ARE *NOT* DECORATING MY DORM ROOM! I DON'T CARE THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT CHURCH HAVE DECORATED THEIR DAUGHTER'S DORM ROOMS! I AM A GUY! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS! DAD! YOU TALK TO HER!"
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"Ma'am? Ma'am. Look at me, ma'am. I can't let you into his dorm room, let alone this building. He's an adult now, and he's figuring things out on his own. Yes, he is alive. He will reach out to you when he's ready. Please, ma'am, go home. If you insist on doing this, I'll have to call campus police."
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"You don't check to make sure all students are in bed at a certain time? What do you mean you don't check to make sure there isn't any hanky panky going on? Adults? They aren't adults! They're children! I don't care if they're 18, they're still little babies!"
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"What do you mean you can't tell me anything about my child! FERPA? What is that? What do you mean, 'he's an adult' and he has rights? HE IS MY CHILD and he's not returning my calls!"
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"Don't worry, darling. Your daddy got a second job so we could have the money to make sure you and your roommate have the best dorm room in the entire state!"
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"My baby boy has a hard time getting up in the morning, so I am going to need you to go into his room every morning and make sure he wakes up on time for his morning classes. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. It's your job."
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"What do you mean my darling little helpless angel will have to take their ADHD medications by themselves? You're the RA ... it's YOUR job to make sure the apple of my eye is taken care of!"