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#HardTicketToHawaii (1987)
When undercover operatives in Hawaii intercept a cartel's diamond shipment, they must team up with an elite agent to battle ruthless mercenaries—and a giant, toxic mutated python—to survive paradise.
#GirlsWithGuns #DonaSpeir #FilmMastodon 📽️ 🎬

This film is like one exploding blow-up doll and like 30 gratuitous breast shots away from being an Andy Sedaris film ...
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#FrightClub #Uninvited #HardTicketToHawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Andy Sidaris (1987)

Trashy B-movie par excellence, this frame is from one of the most memorable scenes in cinema. (I won’t spoil it.)

Re-watched in #MondayActionMovie watch party on Mastodon

That was pretty fun, @MatthewTitus88 :D Thanks again! #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

thanks for the fun #MondayActionMovie
i had a good ol' time!
#HardTicketToHawaii

The Bold and the Buttonup Shirt. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

Wait one minute! He shot a snake with an RPG? Who wrote this?

#MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

Whew! That was a close one! #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@LisaMarieBowman Wow, so many bare boobs and discarded blowup dolls. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

All he wants to do is what? #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@allanb Just keeping the pixelation person on their toes. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@allanb No they didn't lol #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

I guess the blur makes it family friendly? #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@allanb @OldRustBucket And why ship it in a regular crate if it was contaminated. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@OldRustBucket That's the question. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@klu9 LOL!!!!! Creep! #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

Say what!? A song with the title in it? #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@JoeWynne On BOGO! #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

Big ole "Caution" sign, so what. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

Standard issue hoochie daddy shorts! #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

@klu9 OK, I'm super excited now. #MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

Ready for the #MondayActionMovie to take me for a ride. Whatever happens, I expect to be trippin'. #HardTicketToHawaii

(many months ago, MAMites told me I should see this movie, so now I am.)

Mute the hashtag #MondayActionMovie if you do not want to see the posts.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/116241538320322082

What, in the name of all that is good and right, am I about to watch?

#MondayActionMovie #HardTickettoHawaii 🍿🎥🏄🏾‍♀️

This is kinda like an Andy Sedaris movie, if you replace the exploding blow-up dolls and radioactive toilet snakes with Travis Bickle-esquire incel angst. . #FrightClub #TheLastHorrorFilm #HardTicketToHawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii is easily Andy Sidaris best in the series so far and not a film you could get mad at for all it's silly problems. Just a riot from start to finish.

https://garethmyles.com/hard-ticket-to-hawaii/

#MovieStuffs #Reviews #AndySidaris #CynthiaBrimhall #DonaSpeir #HardTicketToHawaii #HaroldDiamond #HopeMarieCarlton #MalibuExpress #RodrigoObregn #RonnMoss #Seven #Stacey #WolfLarson

Note to self: Re-watch #HardTicketToHawaii, Andy Sidaris’ magnum opus and my favorite film of his.

My Top 10 films of February
*Rewatches

1. Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)*
2. Samurai Cop (1991)*
3. The Holdovers (2023)
4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)*

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#FilmMastodon #MastodonFilm #Cinemastodon #BestOf #BestOfFebruary #HardTicketToHawaii #SamuraiCop #TheHoldovers #TheRockyHorrorPictureShow

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

My all time favorite "bad" movie. What makes it "bad" is not incompetence (as with Samurai Cop) but because the ideas are too wild for a "normal" film, allowing you to laugh WITH it. You are just not supposed to do this in a film.

And that is why this is a masterpiece even though it is shot like an old episode of Tropical Heat (aka Sweating Bullets).

https://letterboxd.com/jannefantastic/film/hard-ticket-to-hawaii/

#HardTicketToHawaii

I had a great time last night at "Den Dåliga Filmfestivalen" (The Bad Film Festival) that screened two of my favorite "bad" movies and an actually great film celebrating "bad" movies:

Samurai Cop
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The theater was filled with people absolutely loving every second of it so... This is how we will save the cinemas.

#FilmMastodon #cinemastodon #SamuraiCop #HardTicketToHawaii #TheRockyHorrorPictureShow

@dodomedia
10cm Dicke
#SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii

#potsdameschaut #HardTicketToHawaii #WirSindSchleFaZ #WeAreSchlefaz #NitroIstLiebe #WirSindNitro #SchleFaZBeiNitro

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
1987

Der letzte SchleFaZ (bei Tele 5) und Finale der Weihnachtsstaffel. Die Mischung aus lockerer Schurkenjagd von FBI-Agenten mit freizügiger Kleidung auf Hawaii, Softsex-Szenen und peinliche Anmachsprüche lassen die eingestreuten kuriosen Tode fast schon originell wirken.

👉 https://boxd.it/5nydGz

#HardTicketToHawaii #Film #Filmfan #FilmReview #Filmastodon #FilmMastodon #SoilentFilm #TV #SchleFaZ

Kaum ein Film lebt 80s Trash wie #HardTicketToHawaii! Hier meine ausführliche #Letterboxd Kritik 👇 #SchleFaZ #TheLastSchleFaZ https://boxd.it/5nmQXb

Bis bald irgendwann irgendwo auf irgendeinem Sender.

#WIrSindSchleFaZ
#SchleFaZ
#HardTicketToHawaii
#IstDasNochSchleFaZ?
#LezTröt
#FickendeHölle
#TheLastSchleFaZ
#ByeByeTele5
#SchleFaZMatters
#TeamNüchtern

Nein ich heule nicht... du heulst 😭 #SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii #ByeByeTele5 @schlefaz

"Nach der dritten, vierten Tötung hat sich der Körper an den Tod gewöhnt, und man kann nicht mehr sterben".
Ein wahrer Philosofisch von Päter!

#HardTicketToHawaii #SchleFaZ

Killer-Frisbees bei #SchleFaZ, nun habe ich alles gesehen.
#HardTicketToHawaii

Hawaii ist halt auch auf der anderen Seite der Erde. Dass der Typ dann halbsüberkopf auf seinem Skateboard rumtrödelt ist ja wohl logisch.
#SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii

Gekonnter Schnitt von der cheesy Strandfummelei zur Gummischlange in der Gartenabteilung vom Baumarkt mit grusliger Synthie-Musik.
#SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii

"Sie haben mir ins Gesicht geschossen, Sie begehen eine Straaaftaaat!"

#SchleFaZ
#WirSindSchleFaZ
#HardTicketToHawaii
#ByeByeTele5

Die vergiftete Schlange wird doch nicht noch jemanden vergiften?
#SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii

Für die folgende(n) Werbepause(n), ein längeres aber interessantes Interview mit Kalkofe, über (das Ende von) SchleFaZ & Tele5:

'"Bei TELE 5 ist niemand mehr da" - Oliver Kalkofe über das Aus von SCHLEFAZ'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZbYWWfEMw

#HardTicketToHawaii #SchleFaZ

Ich würde auch immer im Pool mit wertvollen Diamanten in der Handfläche rumspielen.
#SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii

"mit einer vergifteten Schlange..."
Meint er nicht eher Giftschlange?
#SynchroFails #SchleFaZ #HardTicketToHawaii

Mir gefällt, wie Olli und Päter gerade betonen, dass dies der letzte #SchleFaZ “bei Tele5“ sei. Das macht Hoffnung! #HardTicketToHawaii