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#microFiction #caturday #DogsOfFedi #happinessAddict #toot #aab

The idea persists, but instead of coming to them in the bath, it came in bed.
Why not go where people are the happiest?
Moving the blanket back over themslves to stay warm, their wrist cracks under the weight.

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Wow, instead of driving a wegde, they shared potato wedges! Maybe this idea wasn't so real.
Just a story.

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One dog in my room, not that rare.
Like the sure charging on my new cell phone cord.
Meanwhile, the friend sent me a message: "Pastern will take me to basketball tomorrow."
"Noich! )"
Typing will it all become null & void.
Guess they may have to go where Friday the 13th is celebrated.
Can while the remaining Norse language gaps are filled.
The idea would also have to wait.
But they still have the night.
Wrists sore from putting out the garbage last night.
Laying on the bed typing into their phone, the idea continues...

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Dogs like sitting on your lap.
Cats may do so once a month.
if you're lucky.

#microFiction #caturday #DogsOfFedi #happinessAddict #toot #aab

The idea persists, but instead of coming to them in the bath, it came in bed.
Why not go where people are the happiest?
Moving the blanket back over themslves to stay warm, their wrist cracks under the weight.

--

Wow, instead of driving a wegde, they shared potato wedges! Maybe this idea wasn't so real.
Just a story.

--

One dog in my room, not that rare.
Like the sure charging on my new cell phone cord.
Meanwhile, the friend sent me a message: "Pastern will take me to basketball tomorrow."
"Noich! )"
Typing will it all become null & void.
Guess they may have to go where Friday the 13th is celebrated.
Can while the remaining Norse language gaps are filled.
The idea would also have to wait.
But they still have the night.
Wrists sore from putting out the garbage last night.
Laying on the bed typing into their phone, the idea continues...

--

Dogs like sitting on your lap.
Cats may do so once a month.
if you're lucky.

#microFiction #caturday #DogsOfFedi #happinessAddict #toot #aab

The idea persists, but instead of coming to them in the bath, it came in bed.
Why not go where people are the happiest?
Moving the blanket back over themslves to stay warm, their wrist cracks under the weight.

--

Wow, instead of driving a wegde, they shared potato wedges! Maybe this idea wasn't so real.
Just a story.

--

One dog in my room, not that rare.
Like the sure charging on my new cell phone cord.
Meanwhile, the friend sent me a message: "Pastern will take me to basketball tomorrow."
"Noich! )"
Typing will it all become null & void.
Guess they may have to go where Friday the 13th is celebrated.
Can while the remaining Norse language gaps are filled.
The idea would also have to wait.
But they still have the night.
Wrists sore from putting out the garbage last night.
Laying on the bed typing into their phone, the idea continues...

--

Dogs like sitting on your lap.
Cats may do so once a month.
if you're lucky.

#microFiction #caturday #DogsOfFedi #happinessAddict #toot #aab

The idea persists, but instead of coming to them in the bath, it came in bed.
Why not go where people are the happiest?
Moving the blanket back over themslves to stay warm, their wrist cracks under the weight.

--

Wow, instead of driving a wegde, they shared potato wedges! Maybe this idea wasn't so real.
Just a story.

--

One dog in my room, not that rare.
Like the sure charging on my new cell phone cord.
Meanwhile, the friend sent me a message: "Pastern will take me to basketball tomorrow."
"Noich! )"
Typing will it all become null & void.
Guess they may have to go where Friday the 13th is celebrated.
Can while the remaining Norse language gaps are filled.
The idea would also have to wait.
But they still have the night.
Wrists sore from putting out the garbage last night.
Laying on the bed typing into their phone, the idea continues...

--

Dogs like sitting on your lap.
Cats may do so once a month.
if you're lucky.

#microFiction #caturday #DogsOfFedi #happinessAddict #toot #aab

The idea persists, but instead of coming to them in the bath, it came in bed.
Why not go where people are the happiest?
Moving the blanket back over themslves to stay warm, their wrist cracks under the weight.

--

Wow, instead of driving a wegde, they shared potato wedges! Maybe this idea wasn't so real.
Just a story.

--

One dog in my room, not that rare.
Like the sure charging on my new cell phone cord.
Meanwhile, the friend sent me a message: "Pastern will take me to basketball tomorrow."
"Noich! )"
Typing will it all become null & void.
Guess they may have to go where Friday the 13th is celebrated.
Can while the remaining Norse language gaps are filled.
The idea would also have to wait.
But they still have the night.
Wrists sore from putting out the garbage last night.
Laying on the bed typing into their phone, the idea continues...

--

Dogs like sitting on your lap.
Cats may do so once a month.
if you're lucky.

#microFiction #caturday #DogsOfFedi #happinessAddict #toot #aaa

The idea came to them in the bath
Why not go where people are the happiest?
Moving the toothpaste out of the way of their foot, they slid deeper into the Lukewarm liquid
Why is the water always so dirty after i get out?
Their partner leaves nary a trace when they clean and exit before "i'll use the water when you're done" is spoken through the closed door.
Getting out while the now filthy water swirls down the drain clockwise, they remember: i bath twice a week!

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Wow, they talked to me! Maybe this idea wasn't so real.
Just a story.
They were downstairs clearing the dishwasher, carefully measuring the weight of each dish.
Too many dishes at once and they could reinjure their wrists.
One plate per hand is more than enough. Plastic ones can be stacked. One heavy bowl.
The lighter ones have a better grip so a few.
Cutlery's no problem.
"Pixi nearly tripped me down the stairs"
"Ya she nearly got me earlier"
Our Tux Cat blends in with the black carpet runner in the dark.
Always gotta remember to switch the light.
"Just leave the plastic dishes on the counter, organized, and i'll put them away"
They were curiously staring at the open cupboard thinking "how are those gonna fit?"

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Two cats in my room, that's rare.
One was sleeping on my cell phone cord.
Meanwhile, the friend sent me a message: "take me to basketball tomorrow?"
"Sure! )"
Typing woke the mini void.
Guess they have to do their #FridayThe13th workout early.
Can't while the remaining cat is on the corner of the bed.
The idea would also have to wait.
But they still have the night.
Wrist cracks under the chin's weight.
Laying on the bed typing into their phone, the idea continues...

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Dogs look where you point.
Cats rub their whiskers on your finger.