#hansgruber — Public Fediverse posts

https://www.europesays.com/at/57416/ „Stirb langsam“ mit Bruce Willis: Action-Kultfilm im TV verpasst #100009128 #100611370 #Actionhighlight #AlanRickman #AT #Austria #BruceWillis #Cinema #Disney #Entertainment #Geiselnahme #HansGruber #Heiligabend #Hollywood #JohnMclane #Kino #LosAngeles #Mojo #Movie #NewYork #Österreich #Unterhaltung

https://www.europesays.com/at/55546/ Heutiger TV-Tipp: Unfassbar – Alan Rickman wollte Kultrolle in Stirb langsam ablehnen – T-Online #100009128 #100611370 #Actionhighlight #AlanRickman #AT #Austria #BruceWillis #Cinema #Disney #Entertainment #Geiselnahme #HansGruber #Heiligabend #Hollywood #JohnMclane #Kino #LosAngeles #Mojo #Movie #NewYork #Österreich #Unterhaltung

https://www.europesays.com/at/53274/ „Stirb langsam“ mit Bruce Willis: Action-Kultfilm im TV #100009128 #100611370 #Actionhighlight #AlanRickman #AT #Austria #BruceWillis #Cinema #Entertainment #Geiselnahme #HansGruber #Heiligabend #Hollywood #JohnMclane #Kino #LosAngeles #Mojo #Movie #NewYork #Österreich #Unterhaltung

Actor reveals Alan Rickman's loving gesture when terminally ill children visited the Harry Potter set

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/alan-cumming-harry-potter-children

Christmas can start once Hans Gruber exits the Nakatomi Plaza.
#AlanRickman #DieHard #HansGruber

https://www.europesays.com/ee/71615/ JÕULUKLASSIKA ⟩ Need pisidetailid panevad «Visa hinge» uue pilguga vaatama #20thCenturyFox #BruceWillis #DieHard #EE #Eesti #EestiKeel #Entertainment #Estonia #Estonian #filmi­detailid #filmivõtted #FoxPlaza #FrankSinatra #HansGruber #JohnMcclane #jõulufilm #meelelahutus #NakatomiPlaza #RoderickThorpe #TAGHeuer #VisaHing

It's almost #HansGruber time. Don't forget it's not #Christmas until he's fallen from the Nakatomi Plaza.

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Day 14, I'm still sore about my joke from 2 days ago being ignored... Hans hn'tas said a word today.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

After yesterdays incredibly disappointing response to the worlds greatest advent joke.

I wasn't sure you deserved one today... But I'm a softy at heart. So here ya go.

As he reached just past the half way mark of his plummet... Hans was heard to mutter 'why do I even bother'

I also wonder why it's taken me almost 2 weeks to realise I've been marking this as 2024. 🤦

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#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

OK, I warned you.... It's here... the worlds best and worst advent joke ever created... Don't blame me... it was inevitable. It's the highlight of the advent season.... and it's all downhill from here... and not just for Hans.

Sing along with me...

Gruber wants to open the locks
Mclane's on the hunt, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Johnny crawls the airducts all night
Looking for his man
He shoots all the crims for love, mmm for love.

He says 'Holly gotta hold on to what we've got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love... I'll give Hans the shot.

Oh.... We're half way there
Oh-Oh GRUBER IN THE AIR
Release his hand, he'll crater, I swear
Oh-Oh GRUBER IN THE AIR

I'm here all advent... don't forget to tip the veal and try your waitress.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Day 11 of Hans Grubers fall from grace.

Don't forget to check back tomorrow for the gag to end all gags... it's the culmination of my genius... the worlds greatest and worst pun combined together... the gag that turns entire audiences into Chewbacca as they all groan in unison.

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#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Day 10 of watching Hans Gruber slowly morph into his final form... a Pavement Pizza.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Day 9 and Hans falls a little more.... John thinks he hears 'I am the Metatron.... fuck... where's my wings' from below.

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#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

It's day 8, Hans was heard to shout 'By Grabthars Hammer, By The Sons Of Warvan, I Shall Be Avenged'

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Hans would like to profusely apologise for his tardiness, he forgot to fall another floor yesterday. So today he's doing two just for you all.

Day 6 and 7

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#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
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On the 5th day of Christmas my true Hans send to me... 5... Crappy.... Jokes.

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#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
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Day 4 and Hans falls another floor... 'McClane' he screams... 'I'll cut your heart out with a spoon'

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#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Day three and you can hear Hans cry 'I can see my house from here'

Only 21 more days to go.

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#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Day 2 and Hans falls a little more.

Should I try to come up with something witty for each day as I have in the past... or should I just recycle the same lame gags from previous years?

Only 22 more days until pavement pizza time.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

It's that time of year again... Hans Gruber must die.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2025
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Und der Preis für den besten #Adventskalender dieses Jahres geht an… mich!

#DieHard #AdventCalendar #HansGruber #StirbLangsam #NakatomiPlaza #Christmas #Weihnachten #kerstfeest

7 fun facts about Alan Rickman's role in 'Die Hard' that made him an instant icon

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/7-fun-facts-about-alan-rickmans-role-in-die-hard

#Musk isn't #TonyStark or #JustinHammer, he's #HansGruber.

None of these tech bros fuckos have the class and style of Hans Gruber, the fucking state of Modern Supervillainy....

#Enshittification #TechBros #ElonMusk #Musk #Supervillain #HansGruber

I also posted this last year.... the worlds worst gif.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🎄 :christmasparrot: 🎁

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#AdventCalendar2024
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Now for the money shot, the thing you've been waiting for over the last 3.5 weeks.

It's Christmas day... Yippy Ki Yay motherfuckers!!!

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2024
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

It's the last day... tomorrow he hits the ground....

Day 24

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It's day 22 and Hans just asked for some choc chip shortbread.

He was told to yippie ki yay muthafucker

I must also apologise... I appear to have forgotten to post one yesterday.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2024
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Hans is getting bored... he's now down to 4 bottles of beer on the wall.

He longs for the sweet, sweet, smell of pavement pizza.

Day 20

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#AdventCalendar2024
#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Dog walked, dog fed, coffee in my hand, Hans falls another floor to his doom.

Day 19 is going well.

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#DieHard
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#HansGruber

Tis the season!

#DieHard #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
#HansGruber #NakatomiPlaza #AdventCalendar

My "Die Hard" Hans Gruber falling advent Nakatomi Tower - presented in monochrome Atkinson dither

#DieHard #Christmas #HansGruber #itsAChristmasMovie #dither #AtkinsonDithering

Later than planned but #JohnMcClane always finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, so we have something in common. Join me @Patreon as I review not only Die Hard: Year One Vol.2 comic but also A Million Ways To #DieHard…#PrepareForPrattle https://www.patreon.com/posts/78147752?utm_campaign=postshare_creator
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Later than planned but #JohnMcClane always finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, so we have something in common. Join me @Patreon as I review not only Die Hard: Year One Vol.2 comic but also A Million Ways To #DieHard…#PrepareForPrattle https://www.patreon.com/posts/78147752?utm_campaign=postshare_creator
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Drove by Nakatomi Plaza yesterday.

#DieHard #HansGruber #JohnMcClane #FoxPlaza #CenturyCity #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays