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  1. Launchpad: Down for several days now
    Codeberg: Can't reply/assign issues (500 err)

    Time to bust out CollapseOS and some 6502 chips?
    #halfJoking

  2. Being a horror and true crime fan, but also aro ace is so funny.
    I'd cheer on cannibalism but draw the line at prolonged eye contact


    #Half-joking
  3. @mariyadelano ok, but why would you build cheap automation when you can have it powered by three nuclear plants?
    #halfjoking

  4. CW: A place to access ALL the laws - does it exist?

    @StaticR OK I'm serious - a place where all the #laws exist and easy searchable #access is a great idea - does it exist?

    or if #lawyers only have access to proprietary then opensource that...

    #halfjoking ➡️ #notjoking could be #useful #idea

  5. CW: A place to access ALL the laws - does it exist?

    @StaticR OK I'm serious - a place where all the #laws exist and easy searchable #access is a great idea - does it exist?

    or if #lawyers only have access to proprietary then opensource that...

    #halfjoking ➡️ #notjoking could be #useful #idea

  6. 🤔 Do you also end up with function names like this?

    - publish_post
    - do_publish_post
    - finally_actually_publish_post
    - now_its_time_to_really_publish_post
    - and_here_actually_send_the_request_to_publish_post

    What's the remedy? 🤣

    #programming #halfjoking

  7. When I die, don't delete my browser history. Instead, come to my computer and look up interesting things so folks don't find out that all I use searches to do is check the weather and how to spell words like guaruntee.

    #Silly #Joke #HalfJoking #WhenIDie #BrowserHistory

  8. Biden is reportedly close to greenlighting long-range Army Tactical Missile Systems, aka ATACMS, for Ukraine. Whatever effects this has on the battlefield, what will the next Big Ask be?

    cnn.com/2023/09/11/politics/bi

    There will be complaints that the promised aid isn’t arriving quickly enough, of course, but what’s the next weapon the White House must release to ensure victory? Super-clusterbombs? Space lasers? #halfjoking

  9. @laureanorp You could become the Firefox testing guy in the company. #HalfJoking

  10. @oathboundFamiliar
    The lack of inline head petting clips in IRC makes it unsuitable for herding a bunch of cat eared people.
    This is a genuine oversight in IRC on a protocol level.

    #halfjoking

  11. @aral If everyone used this wouldn't be an issue

  12. For international women's day I decided to write a open source script I'll share with the world.

    It will scan your friends list and make a record of everyone that posts a positive female message on women's day. On international men's day it does the same. It then compares everyone on your list and if someone posts on one day and not the other they will automatically get unfriended. Leaving only friends who either posted about neither events or both.

    It will be a sort of automatically sexist filter. Best part it will retroactively look through historic Facebook posts and detect anyone you've already been friends with for at least a year (or however long you set it too).

    #equality #halfjoking