#halfaloafofkungfu — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, turns out the plot that existed, was actually bogus.
Genius!

This was fun, everyone! Enjoy the rest of your Saturday!
Thanks @SesameSquirrel for hosting today!

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Thanks for joining me for whatever that was.

And now, back to bed 🤧🤧🤧

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And now: time for blacploitation soundtrack music #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

@klu9 it's KFS: The Three Stooges Edition #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

"The film score draws upon the best from the full pantheon of music and effects from decades of Hollywood's shorts and features. In applying these gems, the music team straddles the line between genius and insanity."

- Part of my fantasy review of today's feature

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I am mesmerized by Jackie's horrifically bad hairstyle.

Or maybe my loopiness is just from my cold

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Maybe this movie should have been called HALF A LOAF OF PLOT #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

Posters for “Half a Loaf of Kung Fu” AKA “Karate Bomber” (1978) from Hong Kong, South Korea, Japan and China
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Meet cute turns to beat cute

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it's Team Blue vs. Team Brown #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

Ah, man, you guys with your pixelation thread made me spit out my lunch. 😂

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@allanb @klu9

my pixels have pixels

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@steggy Three Stooges + gold lamé #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

@JanineFromPgh we'll just call Jackie the protagonist -- how's that? #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

@JanineFromPgh
Evidently an imperfect protagonist to challenge our preconceptions and build to a powerful moment of realization regarding power and corruption.

Then he gets the girl (witch).

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We might all need to take some cold medicine/psychedelics before this film goes any further.

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I cannot magine what this movie would be like WITH cold medicine 🤧🤧🤧

Maybe it would improve the coherency?

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Does this guy have Tourette’s?

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what's that you say, Pam Ewing? it was all a dream? #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

The cartoon sound effects. My childhood remembers this in Jackie Chan movies my dad would put on for me and I would like.

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@klu9 @MatthewTitus88 I had a spreadsheet for the first 3 years and then gave up and used the google calendar.

Remind me to upload it to google drive for you #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

@paco Copyright? We don't need no steenkin' copyright laws, sez Asian film producers #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu

I am in the midst of an annoying head cold (went to bed at 9pm last night) so I may be a bit subdued as I work my way thru another box of kleenex 🤧🤧🤧 #KungFuSat 🍞 #HalfALoafOfKungFu