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  1. Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
    -- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

    #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

    #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

  2. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
    github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

    (But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

    #photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

  5. 2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyssey Series Book 2)

    "A daring romp through the solar system and a worthy successor to 2001"

    Sale: $10 to $1.99

    by Arthur C. Clarke
    Rating: 4.5/5 (3,640 Reviews)

    #scifi #hardsciencefiction #space #odyssey #books #jupiter #hal9000 #firstcontact #booksky

    2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyss...

  6. we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

  7. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  8. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  9. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  10. OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
    buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  11. Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

    "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

    #hal9000

  12. 🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
    theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
    theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpu #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  14. Ah, the almighty "botctl"—because clearly what we all need is a Rube Goldberg machine 🛠️ to manage our army of AI minions. With its thrilling terminal dashboard and "declarative configuration" (whatever that means), it's like having a conversation with HAL 9000 just to get a weather update 🌦️. Who knew orchestrating #Skynet could be this... mundane? 🤖
    botctl.dev/ #botctl #RubeGoldberg #AIminions #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  15. Heute jährt sich die Inbetriebnahme von #HAL9000 zum 34. Mal.
    Ein guter Anlass, um zu erklären, warum ihr, solange ihr nicht in einer postkapitalistischen #StarTrek-Welt lebt, jeden sprechenden Computer zerstören solltet, bevor er euch zerstört:
    schweinundzeit.de/2026/01/11/r
    #Chatbots

  16. 🤣 🤣 🤣 the moment when copilot pops up and starts speaking to Muthar 👀 🤣 Hello what are you doing there…

    I'm tryin to disable you…

    I'm sorry Dave… I'm afraid, I'm not allowed to let you do that xD hahhaha #HAL9000

    tenor.com/view/hal9000-im-sorr

    #gif

  17. 🔴 Just another HAL saying: »I’m afraid I can’t do that.« ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    #CousinOf #HAL9000 #SpaceOddyssey #HAL