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  1. Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
    -- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

    #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

    #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

  2. Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
    -- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

    #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

    #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

  3. Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
    -- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

    #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

    #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

  4. Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
    -- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

    #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

    #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

  5. Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
    -- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

    #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

    #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

  6. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  7. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  8. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  9. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  11. 🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
    github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  12. 🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
    github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
    github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
    github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
    github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  16. Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

    (But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

    #photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

  17. Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

    (But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

    #photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

  18. Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

    (But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

    #photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

  19. Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

    (But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

    #photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

  20. Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

    (But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

    #photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

  21. 2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyssey Series Book 2)

    "A daring romp through the solar system and a worthy successor to 2001"

    Sale: $10 to $1.99

    by Arthur C. Clarke
    Rating: 4.5/5 (3,640 Reviews)

    #scifi #hardsciencefiction #space #odyssey #books #jupiter #hal9000 #firstcontact #booksky

    2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyss...

  22. 2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyssey Series Book 2)

    "A daring romp through the solar system and a worthy successor to 2001"

    Sale: $10 to $1.99

    by Arthur C. Clarke
    Rating: 4.5/5 (3,640 Reviews)

    #scifi #hardsciencefiction #space #odyssey #books #jupiter #hal9000 #firstcontact #booksky

    2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyss...

  23. 2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyssey Series Book 2)

    "A daring romp through the solar system and a worthy successor to 2001"

    Sale: $10 to $1.99

    by Arthur C. Clarke
    Rating: 4.5/5 (3,640 Reviews)

    #scifi #hardsciencefiction #space #odyssey #books #jupiter #hal9000 #firstcontact #booksky

    2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyss...

  24. 2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyssey Series Book 2)

    "A daring romp through the solar system and a worthy successor to 2001"

    Sale: $10 to $1.99

    by Arthur C. Clarke
    Rating: 4.5/5 (3,640 Reviews)

    #scifi #hardsciencefiction #space #odyssey #books #jupiter #hal9000 #firstcontact #booksky

    2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyss...

  25. we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

  26. we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

  27. we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

  28. we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

  29. we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

  30. If I have to use AI, I’d prefer it to be #HAL9000

  31. If I have to use AI, I’d prefer it to be #HAL9000

  32. If I have to use AI, I’d prefer it to be #HAL9000

  33. If I have to use AI, I’d prefer it to be #HAL9000

  34. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  35. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  36. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  37. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  38. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  39. KAI 9000 - Open-source AI chat app that builds interactive screens, not just text. Kai 9000 is a free ChatGPT alternative with a soul, a heartbeat, persistent memories, and reinforced learning — an AI assistant that evolves with every conversation you have.

    f-droid.org/packages/com.inspi

    So far I like this. I've diched all the Big Beautiful Ballroom donors apps and services. This makes a good Personal Assistant. Reminds me of HAL 9000!

    #KAI9000 #PersonalAssistant #ChatBox #HAL9000 #SpaceOdyssey

  40. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  41. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  42. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  43. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  44. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  45. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  46. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  47. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github