#hal9000 — Public Fediverse posts

Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.
-- HAL9000 ( first words, winning contest entry judged by Arthur C. Clarke)

⬆ #Wisdom #Quotes #HAL9000 #Microsoft

⬇ #Photography #Panorama #Sand #Tracks #Iowa

Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondragon_Corporation #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Behold the triumph of absurdity: someone crammed a 28.9M parameter LLM into an $8 #microcontroller, because who doesn't love turning a pocket calculator into a wannabe HAL 9000? 🛠️💡 Meanwhile, GitHub's interface continues to be a labyrinthine challenge that makes running #AI on a microcontroller look like child's play. 👾🔍
https://github.com/slvDev/esp32-ai #absurdity #GitHub #innovation #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

Seeing a lot of “red sun” photos that people have taken in the wildfire haze. Here’s a more benign one: it’s an “oops” photo that I snapped while attaching my phone to my telescope to capture some sunspot images a while back. I really like it though!

(But for some reason it won’t open the pod bay doors.)

#photography #astrophotography #sun #sunspots #circles #red #orange #hal9000 #2001aspaceodyssey

2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyssey Series Book 2)

"A daring romp through the solar system and a worthy successor to 2001"

Sale: $10 to $1.99

by Arthur C. Clarke
Rating: 4.5/5 (3,640 Reviews)

#scifi #hardsciencefiction #space #odyssey #books #jupiter #hal9000 #firstcontact #booksky

2010: Odyssey Two (Space Odyss...

we need a new anthology that contains all the science fiction stories about super computers and killer robots. there are lessons there. #sciencefiction #ai #skynet #hal9000

Hello Dave...
HAL 9000 is the real perpetrator!

https://cariagiovannib.wordpress.com/2026/06/13/hello-dave-i-already-know-which-model-youre-running/

#InfoSec #AISecurity #LLM #Fable5 #ModelFingerprinting #HAL9000 #AI #ironic #satire

The battle of Socorro (New Mexico) https://www.counterpunch.org/2026/06/10/the-battle-of-socorro-new-mexico-and-the-uprising-against-ai-data-centers/

Opposition to Ai Data Centers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_AI_data_centers

#Ai #datacenters #Hal9000 #Luddites #Socorro

@jerry
"I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
And I want to help you."

#HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

#Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

https://github.com/DrCalambre/conky-weather-openweathermap/releases/tag/v1.5.0

🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

-- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

🔗 GitHub: https://github.com/DrCalambre/conky-weather-openweathermap

#Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

https://github.com/benoitpetit/hal

#hal9000 #ai #workflow #shell #free #cli #opensource #github

This old Apple AD is creepy and nice at the same time ;-) #hal9000 #spaceodyssey

OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
https://buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive/why-you-should-refuse-to-let-your-doctor-record/ #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

#hal9000

It's HAL 9000's favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8N72t7aScY

#sorryicantdothatdave #hal9000 #ai

🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff_california_3dprinted_firearms/ #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

@laprice @paulschoe

#Hal9000

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the almighty "botctl"—because clearly what we all need is a Rube Goldberg machine 🛠️ to manage our army of AI minions. With its thrilling terminal dashboard and "declarative configuration" (whatever that means), it's like having a conversation with HAL 9000 just to get a weather update 🌦️. Who knew orchestrating #Skynet could be this... mundane? 🤖
https://botctl.dev/ #botctl #RubeGoldberg #AIminions #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

DESCUBRIR EL MISTERIO DE "OBSERVATION" CAP 3. EL FINAL. https://youtu.be/vfnQFucHD4U?si=WV2ntNTeOJ5nJ8qw #aventuragrafica #apuntarypulsar #hal9000 #sam #emma #buoh #extraterrestres #videodrome #retoamstrad
@caad_es

DESCUBRIR EL MISTERIO DE "OBSERVATION" CAP 3. EL FINAL. https://youtu.be/vfnQFucHD4U?si=WV2ntNTeOJ5nJ8qw #aventuragrafica #apuntarypulsar #hal9000 #sam #emma #buoh #extraterrestres #videodrome #retoamstrad
@caad_es

DESCUBRIR EL MISTERIO DE "OBSERVATION" CAP 3. EL FINAL. https://youtu.be/vfnQFucHD4U?si=WV2ntNTeOJ5nJ8qw #aventuragrafica #apuntarypulsar #hal9000 #sam #emma #buoh #extraterrestres #videodrome #retoamstrad

Heute jährt sich die Inbetriebnahme von #HAL9000 zum 34. Mal.
Ein guter Anlass, um zu erklären, warum ihr, solange ihr nicht in einer postkapitalistischen #StarTrek-Welt lebt, jeden sprechenden Computer zerstören solltet, bevor er euch zerstört:
https://www.schweinundzeit.de/2026/01/11/rage-against-the-machine-learning/
#Chatbots

🤣 🤣 🤣 the moment when copilot pops up and starts speaking to Muthar 👀 🤣 Hello what are you doing there…

I'm tryin to disable you…

I'm sorry Dave… I'm afraid, I'm not allowed to let you do that xD hahhaha #HAL9000

https://tenor.com/view/hal9000-im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that-i-cant-do-that-space-odyssey-gif-23442863

#gif

🔎 Close-up

#CousinOf #HAL9000 #SpaceOddyssey #HAL

🔴 Just another HAL saying: »I’m afraid I can’t do that.« ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#CousinOf #HAL9000 #SpaceOddyssey #HAL

DESCUBRIR EL MISTERIO DE "OBSERVATION" CAP 2 https://youtu.be/50pRfbZrKxA?si=PZQmLAmlnKPIhTSY #aventuragrafica #apuntarypulsar #hal9000 #sam #emma #buoh #extraterrestres #videodrome #retoamstrad