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  1. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  2. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  3. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  4. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  5. @jerry
    "I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
    I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
    And I want to help you."

    #HAL9000 / #Grok / #Claude / #ChatGPT / #Copilot / #MetaAI etc. 😉

  6. KAI 9000 - Open-source AI chat app that builds interactive screens, not just text. Kai 9000 is a free ChatGPT alternative with a soul, a heartbeat, persistent memories, and reinforced learning — an AI assistant that evolves with every conversation you have.

    f-droid.org/packages/com.inspi

    So far I like this. I've diched all the Big Beautiful Ballroom donors apps and services. This makes a good Personal Assistant. Reminds me of HAL 9000!

    #KAI9000 #PersonalAssistant #ChatBox #HAL9000 #SpaceOdyssey

  7. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  8. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  9. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  10. Vertical thermometer with Cairo graphics

    🌡️ What's new in v1.5.0

    This release introduces a vertical glass thermometer drawn entirely with Cairo, alongside the existing lunar phase bar.

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️ #weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #github #thermometer #CairoGraphics #HAL9000

    github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

  11. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  12. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  13. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  14. 🌕 The monolith no longer just observes. Now it measures the Earth’s warmth.

    Episode 5: The thermometer. After Initialization, Signal, Contact, and Interpretation… mercury arrives. Blue to red depending on temperature.

    -- "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

    Conky weather openweathermap v1.5.0 (in development).

    🔗 GitHub: github.com/DrCalambre/conky-we

    #Conky 🖥️🌡️#Weather #antiX #Debian #icewm #Lua #GeekPoetry #Kubrick #HAL9000 🔴 👨‍🚀 #kdenlive #github

  15. OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
    buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  16. OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
    buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  17. OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
    buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  18. OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
    buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  19. OMG, your therapist is testing a HAL 9000 wannabe to jot down notes?! 🤖🙄 Apparently, being a #human scribe is just too passé. But don't worry, your medical secrets will be safely stored in the AI's soon-to-be hacked cloud. 💾🔓
    buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive #AI #Therapy #Tech #Scribes #Data #Privacy #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  20. Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

    "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

    #hal9000

  21. Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

    "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

    #hal9000

  22. Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

    "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

    #hal9000

  23. Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

    "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

    #hal9000

  24. Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

    "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

    #hal9000

  25. 🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
    theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

  26. 🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
    theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

  27. 🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
    theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

  28. 🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
    theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

  29. 🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
    theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

  30. 🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
    theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpu #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  31. 🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
    theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpu #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

  32. 🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
    theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpu #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated