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  1. Und ich soll mich jetzt integrieren?! In was? In diese beschissene Gesellschaft, die Reiche belohnt und Arme bestraft?
    Ich muss mein Maul halten, damit systemkonforme Smartphone-Junkies mich nicht missverstehen?
    Könnt ihr euch stecken. Dann bin ich lieber 'Totalverweigerer', wie das #Jobcenter es ja gerne nennt.

    #HailEris #Anarchie #FicktEuch

  2. PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag, and now everyone's fighting over it saying it was meant to go in _their_ bag! Paris says he's got it figured out, so I'm sure this will all settle down any minute now … or, finally, after an heroic epic cycle at least?

    #meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

  3. PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag, and now everyone's fighting over it saying it was meant to go in _their_ bag! Paris says he's got it figured out, so I'm sure this will all settle down any minute now … or, finally, after an heroic epic cycle at least?

    #meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

  4. PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag, and now everyone's fighting over it saying it was meant to go in _their_ bag! Paris says he's got it figured out, so I'm sure this will all settle down any minute now … or, finally, after an heroic epic cycle at least?

    #meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

  5. PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag, and now everyone's fighting over it saying it was meant to go in _their_ bag! Paris says he's got it figured out, so I'm sure this will all settle down any minute now … or, finally, after an heroic epic cycle at least?

    #meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

  6. PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag, and now everyone's fighting over it saying it was meant to go in _their_ bag! Paris says he's got it figured out, so I'm sure this will all settle down any minute now … or, finally, after an heroic epic cycle at least?

    #meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

  7. @taz Ich bin ja durchaus für satirisch-parodistische Ökumenie (s. Bild), aber könnte selbst nie Pastafari werden. 😅 #HailEris #HeilEris

  8. Also remember that no-one had a problem calling Pluto a planet until Eris was discovered. The aneristic greyfaces got so upset having a planet named after our lady of Discord that they invented the term 'Dwarf Planet' to demote her. Pluto was collatoral damage. Blame THEM! #Discordianism #ErisIsAPlanet #Eris #HailEris

  9. I tried to introduce the readers of my Toronto Sun column to the Church of the SubGenius back in 1997. Was I successful? Probably not. How to describe the average Toronto Sun reader in the 1990s? Mostly male. Likes 20-year-old tits, hockey, beer, most of his furniture is rent to own, and wonders how to finance a new car stereo.

    I felt like a kind of a Netizen version of Dwight Yoakam. If he could introduce country music to punk rockers, I could introduce people who maintain subway cars to the early days of the Internet, Usenet, the Church of the Subgenius, and Doctress Neutopia.

    #torontosun #subgenius #HailEris #Neutopia #Neutopianism
    #MonsterTruckNeutopianism