#gymrat — Public Fediverse posts

It really must 🐝 a cold day in hell right now because AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY, I just got off a video call with 10/10 Catholic fine shyt from my Google® Pixel 7 Pro with a defective ambient light sensor.

Like how sad is it that all my niggas ditch my barotrauma campaign for D&D or mf cardboard crack, so I just™ go back on my #gymrat shit like a fucking loser, and then I all of a sudden I get dms from fine shyt talmbout some, "can we voice/video" I don't even remember what we we're talking about, I think like nerd shit, college, and how working with customers sucks. Dude she really likes me :cirno_smile: wtf

Like bro that ChatGPT whatever the fuck you programmers are using, that shit MUST be really good because that video call was convincing AF.

I got five bucks that Uncle Sam really wants to entrap me on some fake ass weapons charges or something stupid cause the don KNOWS i'm tryna get TF out of his fucking piece of shit clown show circus ass country.

I got fifty that God himself just™ decided to start sending me bad 🐕‍🦺🐕 because he feels sorry that my step dad won't let me see my mom whenever I want.

Like deadass I'm half expecting the trumpets to sound and Jesus to step out of nowhere, because there's no way this is happening to me.

She's so cool dude like dam 🦫

Click send TOOT!

It really must 🐝 a cold day in hell right now because AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY, I just got off a video call with 10/10 Catholic fine shyt from my Google® Pixel 7 Pro with a defective ambient light sensor.

Like how sad is it that all my niggas ditch my barotrauma campaign for D&D or mf cardboard crack, so I just™ go back on my #gymrat shit like a fucking loser, and then I all of a sudden I get dms from fine shyt talmbout some, "can we voice/video" I don't even remember what we we're talking about, I think like nerd shit, college, and how working with customers sucks. Dude she really likes me :cirno_smile: wtf

Like bro that ChatGPT whatever the fuck you programmers are using, that shit MUST be really good because that video call was convincing AF.

I got five bucks that Uncle Sam really wants to entrap me on some fake ass weapons charges or something stupid cause the don KNOWS i'm tryna get TF out of his fucking piece of shit clown show circus ass country.

I got fifty that God himself just™ decided to start sending me bad 🐕‍🦺🐕 because he feels sorry that my step dad won't let me see my mom whenever I want.

Like deadass I'm half expecting the trumpets to sound and Jesus to step out of nowhere, because there's no way this is happening to me.

She's so cool dude like dam 🦫

Click send TOOT!