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Anybody else play the game of getting a text / message from a guy, only glimpsing at the preview, and then thinking up the MOST UNDERWHELMING AND LOW EFFORT end to the message so you're not disappointed when you do read the whole thing? 👀

(Like geeze I don't even mean A GUY like "❤️" just a friend who is a dude but dude friends still suck at conversation so you gotta forcefully lower your expectations, no matter how desperate for human social connection you are. ESPECIALLY if you're desperate and lonely (for FRIENDS). Because you WILL be let down by their 'conversational skills.')

Him: I think you do scare them with your high ethical standards and who ever is honest with u on first place won't b even able to get on dating u

Me: I scare them off because I don't want to date someone who thinks it's ok to cheat on their partner? You're probably right. There are no men on the face of the planet who hold that same belief. I should just give up.

Him: I think

Me: So, we're agreed that I'm never dating ever again, than men are shit, and I'm better off staying they hell away from all of them.

~ end of conversation ~

Please! Please, please, please tell me there are decent blokes out there still. Are any of them single?

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Him: I think you do scare them with your high ethical standards and who ever is honest with u on first place won't b even able to get on dating u

Me: I scare them off because I don't want to date someone who thinks it's ok to cheat on their partner? You're probably right. There are no men on the face of the planet who hold that same belief. I should just give up.

Him: I think

Me: So, we're agreed that I'm never dating ever again, than men are shit, and I'm better off staying they hell away from all of them.

~ end of conversation ~

Please! Please, please, please tell me there are decent blokes out there still. Are any of them single?

#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice

Him: I think you do scare them with your high ethical standards and who ever is honest with u on first place won't b even able to get on dating u

Me: I scare them off because I don't want to date someone who thinks it's ok to cheat on their partner? You're probably right. There are no men on the face of the planet who hold that same belief. I should just give up.

Him: I think

Me: So, we're agreed that I'm never dating ever again, than men are shit, and I'm better off staying they hell away from all of them.

~ end of conversation ~

Please! Please, please, please tell me there are decent blokes out there still. Are any of them single?

#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice

Him: I think you do scare them with your high ethical standards and who ever is honest with u on first place won't b even able to get on dating u

Me: I scare them off because I don't want to date someone who thinks it's ok to cheat on their partner? You're probably right. There are no men on the face of the planet who hold that same belief. I should just give up.

Him: I think

Me: So, we're agreed that I'm never dating ever again, than men are shit, and I'm better off staying they hell away from all of them.

~ end of conversation ~

Please! Please, please, please tell me there are decent blokes out there still. Are any of them single?

#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice

This is an actual conversation I had with a guy friend regarding why I can’t get a date. Please, I know not all guys think like this, but I really need someone to restore my faith in men. And, no, I would not sleep with, date or be in a relationship with this guy before he said this and now I feel pretty justified.

Him: Honestly sometime u sound so harsh on yourself

Me: Not harsh. Realistic.

Him: Whatever it is, it just sucks

Me: I am smart. I am funny. I am creative. I am good with kids. I love animals. I like sports. I like movies. I like reading. I'm not possessive. I have an averagely attractive face, my boobs are fantastic and I have a cute arse. Is any of that a lie?

Him: Nope

Me: So, it's ok and you believe me when I say all of that but not when I say that I am essentially unable to attract a man who wants a relationship?

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#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice

This is an actual conversation I had with a guy friend regarding why I can’t get a date. Please, I know not all guys think like this, but I really need someone to restore my faith in men. And, no, I would not sleep with, date or be in a relationship with this guy before he said this and now I feel pretty justified.

Him: Honestly sometime u sound so harsh on yourself

Me: Not harsh. Realistic.

Him: Whatever it is, it just sucks

Me: I am smart. I am funny. I am creative. I am good with kids. I love animals. I like sports. I like movies. I like reading. I'm not possessive. I have an averagely attractive face, my boobs are fantastic and I have a cute arse. Is any of that a lie?

Him: Nope

Me: So, it's ok and you believe me when I say all of that but not when I say that I am essentially unable to attract a man who wants a relationship?

1/2

#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice

This is an actual conversation I had with a guy friend regarding why I can’t get a date. Please, I know not all guys think like this, but I really need someone to restore my faith in men. And, no, I would not sleep with, date or be in a relationship with this guy before he said this and now I feel pretty justified.

Him: Honestly sometime u sound so harsh on yourself

Me: Not harsh. Realistic.

Him: Whatever it is, it just sucks

Me: I am smart. I am funny. I am creative. I am good with kids. I love animals. I like sports. I like movies. I like reading. I'm not possessive. I have an averagely attractive face, my boobs are fantastic and I have a cute arse. Is any of that a lie?

Him: Nope

Me: So, it's ok and you believe me when I say all of that but not when I say that I am essentially unable to attract a man who wants a relationship?

1/2

#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice

This is an actual conversation I had with a guy friend regarding why I can’t get a date. Please, I know not all guys think like this, but I really need someone to restore my faith in men. And, no, I would not sleep with, date or be in a relationship with this guy before he said this and now I feel pretty justified.

Him: Honestly sometime u sound so harsh on yourself

Me: Not harsh. Realistic.

Him: Whatever it is, it just sucks

Me: I am smart. I am funny. I am creative. I am good with kids. I love animals. I like sports. I like movies. I like reading. I'm not possessive. I have an averagely attractive face, my boobs are fantastic and I have a cute arse. Is any of that a lie?

Him: Nope

Me: So, it's ok and you believe me when I say all of that but not when I say that I am essentially unable to attract a man who wants a relationship?

1/2

#dating #relationships #friends #guys #GuyFriends #UnhelpfulDatingAdvice