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#Discworld #Readalong #GuardsGuards First dialogue giving strong Monty Python vibes. Good. 👍

#Discworld #Readalong #GuardsGuards Third page and we’ve already got the first footnote. I hope the lore doesn’t swallow me whole.

Is there some in-joke in the #discworld universe concerning "could of" and "should of" instead of "could have" and "should have"?

It's wrecking my head! This spelling is only ever used in reported speech.

#TerryPratchett #GuardsGuards #Litodon

Terry Pratchett's GUARDS! GUARDS!
A Discworld™️ play. Adapted by Stephen Briggs. 14th-17th February. Presented by Midland Players at the Sheffield University Drama Studio. The production information is printed on blue and white police tape. The narration appears in red words over a "reporter" doing a piece to camera in front of a burning building.
https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/midlandplayers
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Terry Pratchett's GUARDS! GUARDS!
A Discworld™️ play. Adapted by Stephen Briggs. 14th-17th February. Presented by Midland Players at the Sheffield University Drama Studio.
#terrypratchett #discworld #stephenbriggs #guardsguards #sheffield

OOOK!
Which, for those of you not fluent in the slightly peculiar dialect of Orangutan prevalent in Ankh-Morpork and the surrounding parts of the Sto Plains, means the following:
“Gather round, put your clams in your pockets, stop chattering for a moment and listen. There is another audition for Midland Players’ production of Guards! Guards! Saturday, 4pm at The Red Deer, Pitt Street Sheffield.”
#terrypratchett #stephenbriggs #guardsguards #audition

Open auditions for Guards! Guards!
Please come on Tuesday 10th October at 7.30 pm or Saturday 14th October at 4pm to the Red Deer on Pitt Street
(you only need to come to one)
There are loads of roles available, from a couple of lines to genuine Discworld legends.
#TerryPratchett #StephenBriggs #GuardsGuards #RedDeer #Sheffield #AmDram #ShowSpam

Announcement. The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night, sorry Midland Players and I, are staging Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett adapted by Stephen Briggs
Lots of parts of all sizes[1] audition information and a call for backstage participation coming very soon. Please drop me a line if you want more information.

[1] stop sniggering at the back [2]
[2] actually please don't

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