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  1. If they run out of names for the new craters they find on the moon, I would like to suggest types of cheese. /s

    #gt_humor #humor.

  2. Tried to cover up most identifiable details in this true story:

    Traffic police person stopped a person for speeding. They told the officer they were driving because their pastor, who was in the passenger seat, always drove too slowly. Driver got a ticket

    Two weeks later, the same Traffic police person stops someone else for speeding, recognizes the pastor in the passenger seat, and tells driver -- next time, your congregation should let the pastor drive.

    #b_religion #religion #gt_humor

  3. Told my Spouse I was running late because I got grabbed by the bookstore.

    But it auto corrected it to:

    "I got stabbed by the bookstore".

    But I wasn't even buying murder mysteries today!

    #gt_humor #ct_biography #bookstore #bookstore #bookstadon

  4. On "Ladies and Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music", Mick Jagger had a good point about SNL having a library of music through the years. It captured how music has changed in just 50 yesrs.

    That's important historically.

    It's also been a major change for a lot of bands and singers careers.

    That reminded me if how the "Tonight Show" when Johnny Carson was the host could make a comedians career.

    #SNL #Music #Television #m_music #pn_tv ##gt_humor #humor #History #d_history

  5. I watched the original British version of "Ghosts" 📺 on HBO for 2 episodes and was enjoying it. Then they yanked it. Happily, my Public Library has 3 seasons on DVD.

    "If the mountain can't come to Mohammed then we're going to bring the Vicar here." -Alison (played by Charlotte Richie

    #pn_tv #Television #ButtonHouse #GhostsTV #Ghosts #gt_humor #Humor
    #Humour ##PublicLibrary #Libraries #z_lib

  6. My wife's excuse was she hadn't had her coffee yet, but I know she had. I dont think I can ever forget this:

    She briefly tried to put her mobile phone charging cable into the bottom of the television remote.

    #gt_humor #humor

  7. "You said it was a shark to scare me, but it was only a dolphin. Quit mistaking them on porpoise."

    Dreamed this joke last night. It was me trying and trying to retell it and it going off as badly as usual. While I have a great sense of humor, I am awful at telling jokes. The timing is a skill I can't master. I'm sure someone with comedy skills could rework that to make it funnier.

    Creative Commons license by share alike.

    #bf_creativity_dreams #gt_humor #humor ##CCBYSA #CreativeCommons

  8. Comedy Horror I like.

    1940s "Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein"

    Can't remember any from the 1950s to the 1970s.

    1980s the best are "Ghostbusters", & "Gremlins" with "Gremlins 2"

    1990s had "Scream" which was really funny & somehow gets treated like a "normal" horror movie now

    2000s "Shaun of the Dead"

    2010s "The Babysitter" & "The Babysitter: Killer Queen". "Happy Death Day" & "Happy Death Day 2U"

    2020s "Bodies3", "Renfield" & "Totally Killer"

    #pn_film #movies #horror #gt_humor #comedy