#gt_humor — Public Fediverse posts

If they run out of names for the new craters they find on the moon, I would like to suggest types of cheese. /s

#gt_humor #humor.

I don't know why this hadn't occurred to me until now. The Onion is doing exactly what Mad Magazine used to do.

https://mindly.social/@VoiceofDuum/116208575077825857

And that's a good thing.

#TheOnion #MadMagazine #Humor #gt_humor #Satire #Funny #Fonebone #UsualGangOfIdiots

The alt-text on this account are really fun to read:

@clipart

#gt_humor #Clipart

Tried to cover up most identifiable details in this true story:

Traffic police person stopped a person for speeding. They told the officer they were driving because their pastor, who was in the passenger seat, always drove too slowly. Driver got a ticket

Two weeks later, the same Traffic police person stops someone else for speeding, recognizes the pastor in the passenger seat, and tells driver -- next time, your congregation should let the pastor drive.

#b_religion #religion #gt_humor

What I Iike about Mastodon.

I saw this toot:

https://beige.party/@RickiTarr/115021630271363321

Followed by this toot:

https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115021948428162829

And that simple thing made me just ducky (pretty happy) for a little bit.

#gt_humor #humor #duck #ql_zoology_duck #qa_computer #computers

What I Iike about Mastodon.

I saw this toot:

https://beige.party/@RickiTarr/115021630271363321

Followed by this toot:

https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115021948428162829

And that simple thing made me just ducky (pretty happy) for a little bit.

#gt_humor #humor #duck #ql_zoology_duck #qa_computer #computers

What I Iike about Mastodon.

I saw this toot:

https://beige.party/@RickiTarr/115021630271363321

Followed by this toot:

https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115021948428162829

And that simple thing made me just ducky (pretty happy) for a little bit.

#gt_humor #humor #duck #ql_zoology_duck #qa_computer #computers

What I Iike about Mastodon.

I saw this toot:

https://beige.party/@RickiTarr/115021630271363321

Followed by this toot:

https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115021948428162829

And that simple thing made me just ducky (pretty happy) for a little bit.

#gt_humor #humor #duck #ql_zoology_duck #qa_computer #computers

What I Iike about Mastodon.

I saw this toot:

https://beige.party/@RickiTarr/115021630271363321

Followed by this toot:

https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115021948428162829

And that simple thing made me just ducky (pretty happy) for a little bit.

#gt_humor #humor #duck #ql_zoology_duck #qa_computer #computers

Told my Spouse I was running late because I got grabbed by the bookstore.

But it auto corrected it to:

"I got stabbed by the bookstore".

But I wasn't even buying murder mysteries today!

#gt_humor #ct_biography #bookstore #bookstore #bookstadon

On "Ladies and Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music", Mick Jagger had a good point about SNL having a library of music through the years. It captured how music has changed in just 50 yesrs.

That's important historically.

It's also been a major change for a lot of bands and singers careers.

That reminded me if how the "Tonight Show" when Johnny Carson was the host could make a comedians career.

#SNL #Music #Television #m_music #pn_tv ##gt_humor #humor #History #d_history

I watched the original British version of "Ghosts" 📺 on HBO for 2 episodes and was enjoying it. Then they yanked it. Happily, my Public Library has 3 seasons on DVD.

"If the mountain can't come to Mohammed then we're going to bring the Vicar here." -Alison (played by Charlotte Richie

#pn_tv #Television #ButtonHouse #GhostsTV #Ghosts #gt_humor #Humor
#Humour ##PublicLibrary #Libraries #z_lib

My wife's excuse was she hadn't had her coffee yet, but I know she had. I dont think I can ever forget this:

She briefly tried to put her mobile phone charging cable into the bottom of the television remote.

#gt_humor #humor

I enjoyed this bit:

https://youtu.be/6H7xhhV8uCM

#gt_humor #humor #CliffCash

"You said it was a shark to scare me, but it was only a dolphin. Quit mistaking them on porpoise."

Dreamed this joke last night. It was me trying and trying to retell it and it going off as badly as usual. While I have a great sense of humor, I am awful at telling jokes. The timing is a skill I can't master. I'm sure someone with comedy skills could rework that to make it funnier.

Creative Commons license by share alike.

#bf_creativity_dreams #gt_humor #humor ##CCBYSA #CreativeCommons

Comedy Horror I like.

1940s "Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein"

Can't remember any from the 1950s to the 1970s.

1980s the best are "Ghostbusters", & "Gremlins" with "Gremlins 2"

1990s had "Scream" which was really funny & somehow gets treated like a "normal" horror movie now

2000s "Shaun of the Dead"

2010s "The Babysitter" & "The Babysitter: Killer Queen". "Happy Death Day" & "Happy Death Day 2U"

2020s "Bodies3", "Renfield" & "Totally Killer"

#pn_film #movies #horror #gt_humor #comedy