#groovymerch — Public Fediverse posts
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#OpenLetter...
#DearJaguar / #LandRover / #JLR #Or #Whatever you're #CallingYourselves #Now...
#YouKnow #KnowHow you can #Restore your #Brand...
#TryMaking #SomeCars that #Work and #KeepingYourBusiness #Profitable rather than #Relying on #GovernmentBailouts / #CorporateBuyouts to #Fund your #InflatedExecutiveSalaries... #AllTheFuckingTime...
#Oh... And, #Polish; #UsePolish and #SparklyStuff...
#Definitely #KeepMakingCars and #NotTrashing your #Brand and #MakingShit that #NoOne can #ActuallyBuy...
#PSiReN-Group - #StillSmoking...!
#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...
#PostScript / #PS: #I #StillMiss #MyOldJag; as #V8s #Go, #IT went #LikeStink - #ShitOffAShovel...
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#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #BeingLegal #StayingLegal #NotBankrupt #GroovyMerch
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🎶 Your own...
🎶 Inflatable...
🎶 Jesus...
#WideEyedInnocence | #RobotInflatableJesus
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#BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you also have a #PrideOrange #WarMachine AND a #TentInABox™️ #IT's #Conceivable that you may also want to #Affix the #TentInABox™️ to the #FlatBed of your #PrideOrange #WarMachine...
You can #DoThat; there is #MoreThanEnough #StructuralRigidity in the #TentInABox™️ for that to #Happen - #IT's #ReallyWellMade... But...
And, #IT's a #BigButt... You'll #EndUP with a 3' #Overhang off the #Tailgate, which is #NotIdeal... For #AllSorts of #Reasons...
#TheLadder is #Great; #So, #Pop the #TentInABox™️ on #TheRoof and #StopBeingArseholes...
#YoureWelcome | #DontMentionIT...
#IT's a #CommunityThing with #Ambassadors and #Lanyards, and #FairyLights (#OhMy!)... #SortOf #LikeACult... But, with #GroovyMerch
Are you #Ready for some #CampingOnArrakis...?
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Do you have #GroovyMerch and #FancyHats...?
The website would suggest "not" but I wouldn't want to presume anything without a #DemonstrableAssurance...
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