#groaners — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #groaners, aggregated by home.social.
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Euler? I hardly know her!
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eggrolls? Obviously.
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#HorseWeek joke 1:
To kick off Horse Week, Groaner Dad is telling one of the best known "horse walks into a bar" jokes… -
Looking to get more fit? Watch the video and get Groaner Dad's secret to evaluating exercises…
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The secret to fighting circus performers! Watch the video and get Groaner Dad's advice…
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"The Vegan Option" is Groaner Dad's favorite #StarTrek TOS episode. When the alien-sabotaged transporter turns a red-shirt into a quivering brick of tofu... Brilliant!
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Who's the coolest? No, it's not Sho'Nuff. My Groaner Dad Channel can explain…
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What kind of songs are best made with shiny paper? My Groaner Dad Channel has a master class for you…
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How much did that chimney cost? My Groaner Dad Channel has home maintenance tips…
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Wow! A bad day for balls!! My Groaner Dad Channel has a painful warning…
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It's not like there's a mime store… or is there? My Groaner Dad Channel has insights on mime acquisition…
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Why are people tired in April? My Groaner Dad Channel has the shocking expose…
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Let's be honest. You don't need a parachute to jump out of a plane, do you? My Groaner Dad Channel has the answer…
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What happened when the skeleton walked into a bar? My Groaner Dad Channel has the latest…
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A last minute dropout in an undersea race? My Groaner Dad Channel has the latest…
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Is Groaner Dad addicted to somersaults? My Groaner Dad Channel explains…
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Ghosts behind the bar? My Groaner Dad Channel can explain…
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Can moose fall slowly? My Groaner Dad Channel knows…
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Where do strippers buy their costumes? My Groaner Dad Channel knows…
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Time to shout out? My Groaner Dad Channel knows…
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Who needs a boomerang joke? My Groaner Dad Channel has one…
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? My Groaner Dad channel knows…
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What has four legs and chases…? My Groaner Dad channel knows…
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Why are airlines like bad lawyers? My Groaner Dad channel knows…
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THE BRO SHOW
S16 E21 – Ripken the Amazing Bat Dog
How can it be that the great, renowned University of Michigan has no mascot? Maybe it’s just me, but why is it that I don’t like being told to fetch? Why would Ripken, the multi-sport dog athlete, need a new manager? Find the answers in this 23-minute episode of The Bro Show! #BroShow #Mustelidae #Word #TwoTakes #Groaners
https://broshow.substack.com/p/s16-e21-ripken-the-amazing-bat-dog
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THE BRO SHOW
S16 E19 – Juicy Lucy
How many wolverines does it take to make a Wolverine Boot? How many calories do you think are in a Juicy Lucy? Would you consider it an indulgence? Find the answers in this 21-minute episode of The Bro Show! #BroShow #Mustelidae #Word #TwoTakes #Groaners
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THE BRO SHOW
S16 E19 – AirPods Become Hearing Aids
Don’t you just LOVE Wolverine’s hair? How many times did Wolverine have his bones and claws transformed into adamantium? Did Apple listen to its users when they offered AirPods as hearing aids or what? Find all the answers in this 21-minute episode of The Bro Show! #BroShow #Mustelidae #Word #TwoTakes #Groaners
https://broshow.substack.com/p/s16-e19-airpods-become-hearing-aids
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THE BRO SHOW
S16 E17 – The Galloping Ghost Rides Again
What’s the worst thing about having a wolverine for a pet? Is a pantheon a habitat for panthers? Was Red Granger called the Ice Man because he fixed refrigerators? Listen to this 24-minute episode of The Bro Show so you can truly understand how stupid these questions are. #BroShow #Mustelidae #Word #TwoTakes #Groaners
https://broshow.substack.com/p/s16-e17-the-galloping-ghost-rides