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(Following up on the old #groaner
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!")

Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to have three square meals a day.

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(from Tallie Falcon at Not Always Right: https://notalwaysright.com/this-dad-joke-has-some-bite-to-it/335524/ )

#groaners #pun #puns #jokes #DadJoke #DadJokes

#groaner

https://punnypeak.com/deli-puns/
"""I asked the deli for a good sandwich recommendation, but all they gave me was baloney!""

#deli #sandwiches #foodie #puns #funny #lunchtime #meatandcheese #yum #hungry #groaner"

#DadJokes #Puns #Groaner

Why do Flamenco Dancers catch the most fish?

Because they "cast da nets."

#DadJokes #Puns #Groaner

Why do Flamenco Dancers catch the most fish?

Because they "cast da nets."

#groaner

#groaner

Shoe sizes are too confusing. All pairs of shoes should be the same size.

Two feet.

#groaner #puns #dadjokes

i put the #fun in #functional

jk #groan #groaner

@dgar #groaner :p

@dgar #groaner :p